Part-time wiseguy.

  • Age: 30
  • Joined: March 2008



I am about to move. / There remain things to do, in preparation. My laundry rests in this list. / It might even take the top spot. / I will need to find work, a wage to support my absurd habits, such as eating and drinking. No human since long ago ever ate without some kind of labor beforehand. / That sounds like a viable candidate for where we got the concept of value. I am getting ahead of m…
Posted over 8 years – 2 comments


When a room is silent, its A/C always seems too cold. / When I make the sandwich myself, it never tastes that great. / When I zip my fly, I always wonder why I didn’t button up first. / When I button up first, I always forget to zip my fly. / When I repeat myself, I forget what I was saying. / When I listen to music, I like to close my eyes and see it write itself out on staves. / When I wa…
Posted over 8 years – 4 comments

Cyclorama, back-lit

I have been, for as long as I care to remember, a great lover of delays. / When I got my order at a restaurant, I would sit and wait for a bit, relishing the here-then-gone murmur of an empty stomach. When taking change from a transaction, I might slowly raise my hand to take the feathery bills – bills in one hand, coins in the other; this would irritate whoever was at the cashier, but I d…
Posted over 8 years – 3 comments

Carbon, Gravity, Apologies

In the last 24 hours, I have heard from several people who, up to the moment of their comments or favoritings or watchlist adds, I had had no idea even existed. Forgive me for this oversight. / I should have known you were there. There’s a condition we have, some worse than others, which refuses to acknowledge the great breadth of the planet – geography aside, how much greater widt…
Posted over 8 years – 5 comments

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