a short scots study in social hypocracy as a row of neds voice their disgust at the blatant show of uniformity by the goths.

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humour, scottish, goth, ned


  • Robert O'Neill
    Robert O'Neillover 6 years ago

    Ah neds—bottle of bucky and the are happy for hours at a time—specially if they get a quick chib in as well.

    I’ll be back to live in Scotland in a few weeks. Better get used to it all again.


  • haha nice one Rob, perhaps when you return a quick chib will settle you back in to the swing of things, thanks again for your support

    – Matthew Scotland

  • Philip  Rogan
    Philip Roganover 6 years ago

    Love Christopher Brookymyres stuff on Neds and this just fits right in, also Ian Rankin and Iain Banks, we went to Scotland for our honeymoon. Loved it but it was not a nedfest, Thank Christ. Neds are worldwide and are not an edangered species.

  • lol phil thanks, no honeymoon should involve neds (unless specifically requested), i’m glad yours was ned-free. a worldwide phenomenon you say, thats tragic, surely a david attenborough style documentary is called for. you sound well read Phil, i have not heard of this Chris Brookmyres but sounds worth a read, cheers again

    – Matthew Scotland

  • rosepepper
    rosepepperover 6 years ago

    terrific satire and the drawings great. Scottish accent nearly on a par with the Aussie accent. lol

  • thanks lol, i cant help reading that now in an aussie accent, and fair dinkum it sounds bonzer : )

    – Matthew Scotland

  • dogfish
    dogfishover 6 years ago

    haw hey! ain thur gonny dae hew-haw aboot it tae.

  • haw hey lol, aye an they dobbers couldnae even knoak the skin aff a rice puddin tae

    – Matthew Scotland

  • adgray
    adgrayover 6 years ago

    Birds of feathers flocking together – or is that Lemmings ……
    never mind :O)
    There’s naught funnier than folk!
    Chookas! ♥

  • Thanks adgray, lemmings is quite apt given the spieces portrayed

    – Matthew Scotland

  • Tahnja
    Tahnjaover 6 years ago

    rofl, I man, I was reading the comments and when I saw your attempt at the Aussie slang I burst out laughing as I imagined that accent of yours wrapping around our harsh OZ slang, oh man….that was brilliantly funny. So which one are ya? Scottish or English? Geesh but not I’m really confused LOL

  • LOL Tahnja, my Aussie accent sounds great in my head but the voice just blows it, i learned all i know from watching neighbours after school, i owe so much to Harold Bishop and friends

    – Matthew Scotland

  • adgray
    adgrayover 6 years ago

    Bloody Neighbours! >/ gggggrrrrrbdfrebndgnjgeyrtdebgfdrbfm!!!!
    Have issues with that bloody show! lol
    Well I lived with a Glaswiegian from Easterhouse for 10 years [had 3 kids with him too – another story] and I only heard him talk in his native accent twice [other than when he was furious!] and both times was on the phone to his mum and I was dumbfounded! for years he’d spoken in what I thought was his usual accent without realising he’d anglicised it heaps!

    But then my sister had me in stitches when we met him once
    She asked him if he understood Thick accents
    He replied “Well I understand yours!”
    She replied “No I mean like Packistani?”

    Meanwhile I’m on the floor gasping for breath begging for mercy and helplessly giggling hysterically! lol – that’s why he dated me not her! lol God my sister can be blonde! She’s so blonde she makes up her own jokes! – but that’s another story!
    And none of this has anything to do with your cartoon! lol :O)
    Chookas! X♥X

  • LOL!!! Thankyou heaps for rambling that was well funny, some of us got to Anglicize just to get by – he and your sister make quite a double act

    – Matthew Scotland

  • adgray
    adgrayover 6 years ago

    Oh I Blather well! lol
    Yep I really wished he’d dated her … then he’d be her ex now not mine! lol :O)
    But then I wouldn’t have my darling girls & baby boy! :O)
    Chookas you sweet man you X♥X

    BLYTHARTover 4 years ago

    A clever social comment.

  • cheers dave, i enjoy all the social groups and the comic snobbery that pervades every one of them

    – Matthew Scotland

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