The path of the righteous man and/or supermutant is beset on all sides by the inequities of the shellfish (also known as Mirelurks), and the tyranny of evil men who won’t let you drink their Aqua Pura. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of Minefield, for he is truly the Brotherhood’s keeper, and the finder of lost children in Little Lamplight. And I will strike down upon thee with huge power fists and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers with various forms of radiated food. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee with this here Gatling Laser! Need more be said?
You know what they call a Mirelurk Cake with cheese in France? Tell ’em, Vincent…
Le Mirelurk Cake avec le fromage.