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We rather like that part of the law.
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Mark Peterson, 7 months ago
The world does not revolve around you! Life is too short to be offended by what you read on the internet. If you become agitated, step away from your computer, get a beverage, take a walk, or clean the dust building up along the baseboards of every room in your dwelling.”
Best thing Iv’e red on the net in years!
Juilee P Pryor, 7 months ago
yep I think you covered it although didn’t Asminov have a few rules relating to robots that could well be applied to some occasions to be found here. :0
just joking as if robots would be posting art on RB. although now that you mention it…...
Dorothy Venter, 7 months ago
I enjoyed reading this. But someone really annoyed you.
Don’t let them spoil your holidays. It’s not worth it.
Wendy Slee KMA, 7 months ago
LMAO! Thomas you are a classic and this is the best thing I have read in ages…...
AND it needs to be said here and now…
now, about that beverage…....
Curtis Bard, 7 months ago
That’s what we need on RB… A little more humor. We all sometimes forget to enjoy life and have our heads in the sky, and are much too Serius (get it?).
This is a good preemptive strike against anyone who is running around like King of the jungle with a knot in his panties.
You’ve covered just about everything… I just hope you henceforth and forthwith intend to comply with the Civil Code and the Morse Code!
And I will certainly complain to somebody if you intend to not comply with the Eternal Karmic Code of Life, the Bible Code, the DaVinci Code, the Sodomy Code of Justice, the Binary Code, the Genetic Code, or the Outlaw Code of Honor!
Rusty Woodward..., 7 months ago
Go get ‘em Floyd!!!
RoseWolf, 7 months ago
Though you mentioned a lot of codes, Curtis Bard, you forgot THE CODE (ya know, the pirate’s code). We have to adhere to that too. Although according to Captian Barbosa, they’re really just guidelines.
By Silent, I thought that we already knew those pieces of the disclaimer. Guess we have a N00B to initiate… (insert evil grin)
PhotogeniquE IPA, 7 months ago
brilliant – what a great read – love it
BKvonBernhard, 6 months ago
LOL ! I wonder who it could be. Great piece Thomas.
Regards.
Barry
jewelskings, 6 months ago
Love your statement! You should make it a T shirt …...... But I think you could only buy it in an XXXL!!!
F Magdalene Au..., 3 months ago
I love it! You are a man after my own heart.
On my blog I say:
“There are no implied rights to posting a comment. Free speech means you can say what you feel you need to say without the GOVERNMENT coming down on you, not me. If you decide to be an insensitive idiot your comment will be deleted and you will be dismissed and ignored. There is no Comment Constitution out there saying Blog Owners must uphold the First Comment Amendment and they can’t delete or moderate words. I delete stuff off my blog all the time because there are a plethora of idiots out there and they seem to flock to my blog making moderation necessary.”
Idiots are everywhere. We must protect ourselves from them.
Austin