SOME people get to be Captain!
SOME people get to command their own Starship!
SOME people get to boink hot alien chicks with green skin!
SOME people get to “boldly go…”
ME? … all I got was this lousy shirt!
Available in Black, and the three Star Trek Uniform colours…
Science [blue], Command [gold], and Expendable [red]. … Other Colours available upon request.