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The Bath

A thought occured to me this morning
As I wallowed in my bath
Why are they always plain and boring
When they could make you laugh

You could cover it in poems
Picked out to meet your like
And whilst you bathe and wash and slosh
Read Tennyson or Spike

Whether written up or down
Or entirely in the round
This entertainment seems to me
To be entirely sound

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