He’s big. He’s grey. He’s made from fat … he’s Biggie Big!
Name: Biggie Big beta version 2.0
Instrument: Piano Accordion and occasionally dates a Casio Keyboard
Eyes: Green with death ray peripherals
Hair: Strands of very fine soft steel filaments, perfect for all your household cleaning needs!
Description: A portly fellow who plays a mean pinball.
Heroes: Kraftwerk, Modems
Signature Move: Crushing unappreciative humans
Motto: “I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.” HAL the computer.