There among the Daffodils,
Upon the mountain top,
Lay a woman from Wales,
Who was wearing a see-through smock,
Her eyes were glazed,
Blonde hair swept back,
Her teeth were pearly white,
And all around her,humming birds,
Did hover without fright,
The animals from the mountain,
Came from far and wide,
To see this creature lying there,
And gloat at her backside.