The Day I Ate Myself

it was a sunny morning and i just woke up. i went to the kitchen and opened the fridge to notice myself sitting in the cheese department. i said “wat a strange coincidence, i feel like cheese made out of me”...but if i ate it, it would make this story way to obvious…....

so really, i just sat down on the couch and watched a documentary on sea shells . feeling a little bit off my tits, i called up my mate sam.

me – “sup”
sam – “you watching that documentary on sea shells brigizord? its got so amazing footage”
me – “like the part where they zoomed in on that bunch of sea shells”
sam – “i couldn’t believe how close they got”

then i hung up because i realised how gay the convcersation was.

so then, in a mist of solid grains of rice, i ate myself.

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