Once a jolly surfer danced silly on his boogie board
A banana bender..and what a ripper he!
He spies a holy sheila, and he shouts her for a bunda
But this is what she says as he cracks on to she ….

Chorus:
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You’ll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he watched and waited ‘til his billy boiled
You’ll come a-waltzing matilda with me

And so the bawdy Brucie, is flipping in the Arvie…
And he’s hanging fifty there in a rough choppy sea
He’s bowling down a barrel and he spies the Sheila hanging there
She’s a bajawaller beach-bunny-heart and glee…

An A-Frame looker, brought a vicar on a cooker
At least that’s what his board made me think of he…
He pulled a band of silver and a gold one for the sheila…
They were married in the barrel of that wave on the sea..

Chorus:
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You’ll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he watched and waited ‘til his billy boiled
You’ll come a-waltzing matilda with me

Words and music by Simon Groves & Catch The Monkey © 2011