Southampton “Daily Echo” report December 29th 2010. (Allegedly)
My friend Boris, wasn’t very popular during the late 1990s at the time of his stay with me in Southampton…. The rumour has been that his relatives were actually the cause of much building damage to this UK city in the mid 1940’s, and now in the 1990’s and 2000’s Boris was causing some smaller but none the less shocking damage to the city again…
Captured here by our photographer Liz Ridgely (allegedly), Boris finds an unsually smooth passage in a tight situation.
Remarkably, Boris is rarely sighted….it is usually the damage he causes (accidentally, as he wanders around) that hints of his presence in the city….He once told me that he was undergoing counselling due to his inability to continue his beloved hobby of collecting fine English porcelain… Bless him!
All love to Boris…We at the Daily Echo, wish him an accelerated evolution.