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brennanpearson

brennanpearson

Bentonville, United States

Wow. So much space to fill with my entire life story. Well, it all started about 600 years ago on a simple ranch in the middle the Iceland. I was raised by wild alpacas and they taught me how to play the fiddle to make a living for myself. As technology became more and more advanced, I realized that I could feed myself through other means such as creating Xanga and Myspace, two wildly popular social networks that are still utilized today by millions! However, I still need a source of income to feed my pet echidna, Rupert, so please, buy my products. Not for me. For Rupert.

  • Joined: October 2011
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