dRUNKEN rODEO iNVADER

Feeling horny

No, wait

I’m feeling horns

Bull’s angry

I don’t know why

Just wanted another hot dog

Took a wrong turn

Or a short cut

Red, blood shot eyes stare at me

Or am I just staring through them

How did it get so confusing

Stupid bull already ripped my shirt

And spilled my blood

He better not make me spill this beer


brendan harkom

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I saw the headline for a news article that read “bull attacks drunken rodeo invader”. I thought it would make a great band name, or song title, or poem. I just thought it’d be a shame to not use it somewhere.

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