“If dogs were pigs you could get ham from them”
A great man once said that. I don’t mean to say that he was a good man. It’s just that he was real big, that’s all.
Oh, hell, he wasn’t even big. He was of average height, like you and me.
Nope. Come to think of it, he was more like a dwarf.
Now, I know certain people will say they have problems with dwarves. Not me, though. The smaller the person, the bigger the house, I say.
As long as they stay out of my way I don’t mind. I mean, it’s not a dwarf’s going to get a job cleaning toothbrushes, is it?
You’re a dwarf, aren’t you?
That’s okay, I’m a giant.