Often the subject of mystery and fear, Brave Anderson has rarely been seen, and then only in the back of random beer pong photos, a blurry skulking giant of hair and flannel. Rumored to be a mergeron bionic, Brave is known for his great strength, rhyming ability, love of peanuts and breathable cotton. Smelling of wood chips and PBR, Brave was left behind on Earth when his alien masters returned home to catch reruns of “Benson”. Brave now works to design the perfect t-shirt, accompanied by 2 fat cats that secretly wish that he was the kid from “The Wizard” equipped with a power glove gripping a can of organic tuna. His hobbies have grown to include acquiring moose shaped dart boards and knives that have International flags inlaid in the handle.