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All data, both chronological as well as physical, collected from christiananswers.net , a great compendium of knowledge for aspiring scientists.

“Man could now eat everything, green plants and animals. This means that people from Noah’s family could have eaten dinosaurs, if they tasted good.”

Please note that to keep things nice, I did not depict the actual eating of a dinosaur by Noah. Just wanted to point out that a dinosaur would have been a lot of burgers for Noah. Not that he knew about burgers, Noah that is, not the dinosaur, but if he did, it would have been. I guess you get the picture.

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  • Col  Finnie
    Col Finnieabout 5 years ago

    Hmm…so man is claimed to have a large brain. Clearly, for some, it means nothing. More so when it comes to fundamentalist christians.

  • Col  Finnie
    Col Finnieabout 5 years ago

    Double bonus with this t-shirt. I went on a Google-wander to see what is being said about Noah and his obviously gargantuan boat. Utterly hilarious to read half-wits explaining that the big flood happened when there was one mega continent (obviously that allowed all the animals and stuff to get an Ark ticket). Also actual explanations for the anomaly that a flood would have made all the water on the world saline. I tell ya, it was hilarious. We need to get back to the good old days and just laugh at the lunatic fringe, they have been given way too much leeway.

  • Octochimp Designs
    Octochimp Designsalmost 5 years ago

    hahah, classic. You also get double points for using a ‘Brontosaurus’ which has such a rich history… including actually being an Apatosaurus and not a Brontosaurus at all. Creationists love this for some reason because they think it’s a blow to science ie. that they actually made a mistake. Scientists stand back looking confused by this and say “ah, yeh, so what.. I can admit when I make a mistake… can you?”

  • The question is: did it taste well?
    You know, we wouldn’t want Noah to eat crap food, after all we are all descendants of his incestuous affairs.

    – BrainCandy

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