We love our tees and hoodies so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird. So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints. Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting. If you like your hoodies baggy, go two sizes up.
“Ew, you have an accent. Where are you from?”
and “why?”, you forgot the WHY?!?!?
See, the “why” question is the one I’d have the most fun with. “Why? Well all the bodies I buried under my house just become too much, too stinky. Had to find a place to live where no one is looking. I thought Australia fitted the bill perfectly.”
My all time favourite was “Poland and Australia have no extradition treaty” and walk off…