Bluebeard by Talking Watermelon

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Sizing Information

Chest 34" 39.0" 43.0" 46" 50" 54"
Length 28.5" 29" 30" 31.5" 32" 32"

Note: Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting


  • Sweatshop-free, ethically sourced cotton apparel
  • Printed using cutting edge direct to garment technology
  • Slim fit, order a size up if you'd like it less fitting
  • Cold wash and hang out to dry

This design was inspired by this song

“Out on the blue sea I sailed a blue ship.
I had a first mate, always had blue lips.
His name was Bluebeard.
He had a weird twitch.
We flew a blue flag on a big stick.
And we ate bluegill and we ate blue chips.
Oh, I felt real blue eating that blue fish.
Because there ain’t much that I won’t do,
unless it keeps me from being true blue.”

I listened to the song, then just started scribbling this goofy little guy. I wrote a story to go with it.

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blue, pirate, arr, bluebeard

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blue, pirate, arr, bluebeard

Brad is. ’nuff said.

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  • emmarogers
    emmarogersalmost 5 years ago

    lol, awesome tee!

  • Thanks!

    – Talking Watermelon

  • crackedpot
    crackedpotalmost 5 years ago

    It’s fabulous to go with the wonderful story!

  • This guy came before the story I think… or maybe they both came together? Either way, there’s more to come!

    – Talking Watermelon

  • micklyn
    micklynalmost 5 years ago

    he’s fantastic ( :

  • LisaBeth
    LisaBethalmost 5 years ago

    great work!! :)

  • Anastasiia Kucherenko
    Anastasiia Kuc...almost 5 years ago

    haha! amazing!

  • SusanSanford
    SusanSanfordalmost 5 years ago


  • o0OdemocrazyO0o
    o0OdemocrazyO0oalmost 5 years ago

    arrr cute and piratey tis a hard act to be..a.rr…

  • MuscularTeeth
    MuscularTeethalmost 5 years ago


  • mikoto
    mikotoalmost 5 years ago

    cool as

  • bahgoesthesheep
    bahgoesthesheepalmost 5 years ago

    soo good!! I love a good pirate

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