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I Wish I Had An Evil Twin... by Brad MacDuff

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I wish I had an evil twin
running ’round doing people in
I wish I had a very bad
and evil twin to do my will
to cull and conquer, cut and kill
just like I would
if I weren’t good
and if I knew where to begin

down and down we go
how low no one would know
sometimes the good life wears thin
I wish I had an evil twin

my evil twin would lie and steal
and he would stink of sex appeal
all men would writhe
beneath his scythe
he’d send the pretty ones to me
and they would think that I was he
I’d hurt them and I’d go scot free

I’d get no blame and feel no shame
’cause evil’s not my cup of tea

down and down we go
how low one would not need to know
all my life there should have been
an evil twin

The Magnetic Fields

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Comments

  • Jen Cannella
    Jen Cannellaover 5 years ago

    I think I have to have this tee…LOVE it! :)

  • butchart
    butchartover 5 years ago

    i HAVE an evil twin… hiis name is skippy…. i don’t think you have met him yet……….

  • Grigoris Kalivas
    Grigoris Kalivasover 5 years ago

    nice design

  • Thanks Grigoris.

    – Brad MacDuff

  • Dan Elbourne
    Dan Elbourneover 5 years ago

    just genius :)

  • Thanks Dan.

    – Brad MacDuff

  • Kimberly Temple
    Kimberly Templeabout 5 years ago

    Wonderful! I love the poem here. The design is cute, but the poem just makes it! :D

  • Hey there Gothic – wish I could take credit for the words, but it’s actually a song by The Magnetic Fields, from their 69 Love Songs album(s). I wish I had an Evil Twin is one of my favorites.

    – Brad MacDuff

  • Kimberly Temple
    Kimberly Templeabout 5 years ago

    Oh I saw that, the bold at the bottom. But you paired it perfectly. So, even though they aren’t your words, it still works. :D

  • Patricia Anne McCarty-Tamayo
    Patricia Anne ...about 5 years ago

  • satsumagirl
    satsumagirlabout 5 years ago

    Absolutely fantastic!

  • Thank you very much! I see you live in Surrey – I lived in White Rock before moving to Taiwan. We were neighbors!

    – Brad MacDuff

  • satsumagirl
    satsumagirlabout 5 years ago

    Ah yes! South Surrey! I lived in Cloverdale before at my mothers house. How do you like Taiwan?

  • Taiwan? Right now it’s hotter than Hades, but the ocean is always cool – I try to spend as much time there as possible. I went to a wedding in Cloverdale a few years back – I have family living there as well. We’re all over the lower mainland!

    – Brad MacDuff

  • satsumagirl
    satsumagirlabout 5 years ago

    That’s great. It is hotter than hell in Vancouver today too. We have record highs around 35C.

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