Chip went on a worldwide media tour soon after selling the photo he took of Herman with Sly down at Snowy Hill. The photo appeared on the cover of a special edition of Esquirrel Magazine which sold out quickly in San Francisco and Paris. Sly, or whatever his/her name turned out to be, was immediately fired and sent packing. Hysterical screams were heard coming from the Cedar Tree Lodge the night before Herman disappeared for 45 days at a secret “Rehab” Center that had been recommended by both Tiger and Jesse. And the next time Precious was seen she was dressed in black as Chip had dreamed…well, not quite, it was a black burqa to hide her tears and the new Kobe diamond necklace.
The media tour happened so fast and unexpectedly that Chip never had a chance to talk with Precious nor prepare for the difficult questions reporters were sure to ask and all the offers from special interest groups.
Chip first appeared on the “Larry King, Is He Alive Show”. Larry didn’t wait to ask a most difficult question: “How does a parent explain this photo to their children?” Chip said that he wasn’t Dr. Phil, but two adults sometimes like to keep their relationship fresh by dressing up, role playing and partaking in games such as Leap Frog or Pin The Tail On The Fox.
By the time Chip appeared on “Fox News” he had over $150K of new clothes and a new Rolex on his wrist. Several times during the interview Chip reiterated that you betcha none of this would have happened if it wasn’t for Obama’s Healthcare Plan failing to cover transgender and transspecies operations.
Chip stated to Fox Blitzer that it was a simple case of “Hero becomes heroine on heroin” (Huh?) and that he felt that the Peanut Gang was a threat to society by exploiting one of our basic flaws… “The inability to eat just one peanut and then close the can.” They say that there is 14 servings in a 15 ounce can of nuts…come on, lets get real. Imagine what would happen if they suddenly stopped serving Peanut Coladas by the pitcher. We must reduce our dependency on foreign peanuts and peanut oil.
It would take quite a while for this story to quiet down. Chip did not return directly home. The papers reported that he was meditating somewhere along the Appalachian Trail, but DNC sources said they saw him boarding a plane for Argentina. ET reported that Sly was offered the lead role in a new movie which was to be a spinoff of “Sleeping With The Enemy”. Secret sources report that Herman has been sending Precious prepared written apologies every day and that he has been meeting in Augusta, Georgia with a new lawyer, a marten named Ricky. To Be Continued….
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