Empire Strike - The Sequel by Matt Simner
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Empire Strike - The Sequel by

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It is a dark time for the rebel bowlers. Although their consistent scoring has weakoned the Empire’s resolve, Imperial players have achieved spares to stay in contention.

Evading the dreaded Empire Strike, a group of bowlers led by Duke Lanewalker has established a new high score on the remote neon-lit lane 16.

The evil Lord Swerver, obsessed with beating young Lanewalker, has dispatched the death star bowling ball, scattering skittles into the far reaches of space…

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Hi, I’m Matt Simner. A computer tech guy who also has a passion for t-shirts, design and drawing. Take a look around, and hope you like what you find…

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vector, starwars, strike, scifi, slogan, empire, parody, bowling, vader, imperial, skywalker, superweapon, simner, star wars, death star, ten pin bowling

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  • Tom Douce
    Tom Douceabout 3 years ago

    Cool tee matt, like the idea! Clever thinking!

  • Thanks Tom – bit of a revamp of an old one

    – Matt Simner

  • fixtape
    fixtapeabout 3 years ago

    Hilarious!

  • Thank you maam – I tried to fit the words to the original ‘crawl’ text (not that this is inspired from a very popular media franchise of course)

    – Matt Simner

  • Bryan Freeman
    Bryan Freemanover 2 years ago

    LMAO! Wonderful stuff.

  • Thanks again Bryan! – It’s pun city over here :)

    – Matt Simner