Care Factor Zero by Matt Simner

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Sizing Information

Chest 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" 56"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
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  • Sweatshop-free, ethically sourced cotton apparel
  • Printed using cutting edge direct to garment technology
  • Slim fit, order a size up if you'd like it less fitting
  • Cold wash and hang out to dry

There are times that you’d rather not say what you’re feeling or thinking. Enter the amazing ‘Care Factor’ gauge.

It accurately reflects your mood (assuming it’s not a good one) and warns others not to engage in any sort of demanding conversation with you :)

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Hi, I’m Matt Simner. A computer tech guy who also has a passion for t-shirts, design and drawing. Take a look around, and hope you like what you find…

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  • James Lillis
    James Lillisabout 6 years ago

    Well done, o king of transparency and gradient…

  • Well thank you – o king of everything! :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Darren Stein
    Darren Steinabout 6 years ago

    Nice one.

  • Thanks Darren!

    – Matt Simner

  • LeapingPig
    LeapingPigalmost 6 years ago

    haha very nice!

  • Thanks!

    – Matt Simner

  • Tom Douce
    Tom Doucealmost 6 years ago

    Cool, well excucuted matt

  • On to it again Tom! Thanks heaps – for the fav too :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Tom Douce
    Tom Doucealmost 6 years ago

    Haha lol yeah I often look there to see what kind of works sell and what doesnt. And I must say your name pops up ALL the time haha
    Have a good one

  • vampvamp
    vampvampover 5 years ago

    totally awesome!

  • Thanks a lot :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Bryan Freeman
    Bryan Freemanover 5 years ago

    Great idea and awesomely executed!

  • Thanks Bryan – it’s funny how there’s so many different ways to convey a ‘gauge’ or scale, but glad this worked :)

    – Matt Simner

  • mikoto
    mikotoover 4 years ago

    This is classic! (hey thanks for blogging about my fatal attraction T too. saw it on google in the new image search. :)

  • Cheers – you’re more than welcome! Was one of those I saw, and loved straight away :)

    – Matt Simner

  • BlueKnot
    BlueKnotover 4 years ago


    Not too precise though… “0.00” would better fit the bill sometimes… ;-)

  • hehe – I should have put in space for a minus sign! (hmm – might add that at some point)

    – Matt Simner

  • o0OdemocrazyO0o
    o0OdemocrazyO0oover 4 years ago

    oooh that smarts!

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