Care Factor Zero by Matt Simner

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There are times that you’d rather not say what you’re feeling or thinking. Enter the amazing ‘Care Factor’ gauge.

It accurately reflects your mood (assuming it’s not a good one) and warns others not to engage in any sort of demanding conversation with you :)

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Hi, I’m Matt Simner. A computer tech guy who also has a passion for t-shirts, design and drawing. Take a look around, and hope you like what you find…

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  • James Lillis
    James Lillisover 5 years ago

    Well done, o king of transparency and gradient…

  • Well thank you – o king of everything! :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Darren Stein
    Darren Steinover 5 years ago

    Nice one.

  • Thanks Darren!

    – Matt Simner

  • LeapingPig
    LeapingPigover 5 years ago

    haha very nice!

  • Thanks!

    – Matt Simner

  • Tom Douce
    Tom Douceover 5 years ago

    Cool, well excucuted matt

  • On to it again Tom! Thanks heaps – for the fav too :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Tom Douce
    Tom Douceover 5 years ago

    Haha lol yeah I often look there to see what kind of works sell and what doesnt. And I must say your name pops up ALL the time haha
    Have a good one

  • vampvamp
    vampvampalmost 5 years ago

    totally awesome!

  • Thanks a lot :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Bryan Freeman
    Bryan Freemanover 4 years ago

    Great idea and awesomely executed!

  • Thanks Bryan – it’s funny how there’s so many different ways to convey a ‘gauge’ or scale, but glad this worked :)

    – Matt Simner

  • mikoto
    mikotoabout 4 years ago

    This is classic! (hey thanks for blogging about my fatal attraction T too. saw it on google in the new image search. :)

  • Cheers – you’re more than welcome! Was one of those I saw, and loved straight away :)

    – Matt Simner

  • BlueKnot
    BlueKnotabout 4 years ago


    Not too precise though… “0.00” would better fit the bill sometimes… ;-)

  • hehe – I should have put in space for a minus sign! (hmm – might add that at some point)

    – Matt Simner

  • o0OdemocrazyO0o
    o0OdemocrazyO0oalmost 4 years ago

    oooh that smarts!

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