James May says... by Matt Simner
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A bit of silly fun for a mate who’s a die hard fan.

A simple homage to the (sometimes unintentional) comic genius of the underrated James May (AKA Captain Slow) from Top Gear fame.

This is most often said in his unmistakeable self-deprecating style at just the right moment to make you spit out your coffee as you see Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson doubled up in laughter at whatever’s gone wrong this time.

I tried to find a good example on the web, but the best I can find apart from this one, is an impression from some guy here :)

Contrary to popular belief (and at the risk of sounding like Captain Slow himself), he rarely says ‘Oh’ first – adding to the comic impact ;)

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Comments

  • William Southers
    William Southersabout 3 years ago

    LOL!!
    It’s impossible for me not to laugh when I hear him say this. Great work :D

  • Thanks Will – me too! Just so deadpan.

    – Matt Simner

  • Jem Wright
    Jem Wrightabout 3 years ago

    LOVE IT! Top Gear is my favourite TV show, makes me proud to be British lol

  • Thanks Jem! – Was catching up on recorded shows the other day and I’d forgotten just how much it cracks me up – had to do something :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Scott  d' Almeida
    Scott d' Almeidaabout 3 years ago

    awesome;

  • Thanks Scott – glad people get it ;)

    – Matt Simner

  • Nigel Bangert
    Nigel Bangertover 2 years ago

    Brilliant, a true British hero!

  • Thanks! – I think I’m turning into a combination of all three of them as I get older!

    – Matt Simner

  • Andrew Gordon
    Andrew Gordonover 2 years ago

    Love it – Nice one!

  • Thanks Andrew :)

    – Matt Simner

  • Richard Yeomans
    Richard Yeomansover 2 years ago

    Brilliant! – as soon as I get some spare cash, I’m having one!

  • permission to say – ‘ooh ta! very much’.. :)

    – Matt Simner

  • joybliss
    joyblissover 2 years ago

    Oh yes..not that anything could possibly go wrong.

  • hehe – quite right :)

    – Matt Simner

  • rbme
    rbmeover 2 years ago

    So funny good one joybliss “Oh yes..not that anything could possibly go wrong” awsome hahaha

  • Thanks Rick :)

    – Matt Simner