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We love our tees and hoodies so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird. So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints. Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting. If you like your hoodies baggy, go two sizes up.
It’s just fair warning – sometimes you need to know it’s a war zone in there
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Hi, I’m Matt Simner. A computer tech guy who also has a passion for t-shirts, design and drawing. Take a look around, and hope you like what you find…
hehehe, this is funny stuff
Whoops – always forget to click ‘reply’
– Matt Simner
Thanks Colin – although I think I missed a trick not making it the ‘Ladies’ instead :)
Why not make a version for each. Y’know, equality and all…
Why not indeed – thanks again Colin
too much information :)
you think THATS too much info? I havent even told you about the itching.. .and that time i thought i may of been probed amaturely by the CIA (aliens are much more profecient at it…)
Bwahaha! nice one
why u laugh? :P
and what about the disability version!!?? cmon EQUAL rights!!
Well – maybe I chickened out of that one!
hey how cool
Thanks Rosina :)
ha ha…most excellent :}
Classic! Love your work.
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