James May says...
A bit of silly fun for a mate who’s a die hard fan.
A simple homage to the (sometimes unintentional) comic genius of the underrated James May (AKA Captain Slow) from Top Gear fame.
This is most often said in his unmistakeable self-deprecating style at just the right moment to make you spit out your coffee as you see Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson doubled up in laughter at whatever’s gone wrong this time.
I tried to find a good example on the web, but the best I can find apart from this one, is an impression from some guy here :)
Contrary to popular belief (and at the risk of sounding like Captain Slow himself), he rarely says ‘Oh’ first – adding to the comic impact ;)
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Wil Southers
LOL!!
It’s impossible for me not to laugh when I hear him say this. Great work :D
Matt Simner replied
Thanks Will – me too! Just so deadpan.
Hybrid Nature ...
LOVE IT! Top Gear is my favourite TV show, makes me proud to be British lol
Matt Simner replied
Thanks Jem! – Was catching up on recorded shows the other day and I’d forgotten just how much it cracks me up – had to do something :)
Scott d'Almeida
awesome;
Matt Simner replied
Thanks Scott – glad people get it ;)
Nigdaw
Brilliant, a true British hero!
Matt Simner replied
Thanks! – I think I’m turning into a combination of all three of them as I get older!
Andrew Gordon
Love it – Nice one!
Matt Simner replied
Thanks Andrew :)
Richard Yeomans
Brilliant! – as soon as I get some spare cash, I’m having one!
Matt Simner replied
permission to say – ‘ooh ta! very much’.. :)
joybliss
Oh yes..not that anything could possibly go wrong.
Matt Simner replied
hehe – quite right :)