Ensign Goner T-Shirt

Matt Simner

Ensign Goner

Hooray for the Redshirt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_(character)

If you can’t get a note from your mum that you’re allergic to alien planet excursions, you may as well face it – You visit strange planets with senior officers and wear a red shirt – you’re a goner!

You don’t even get to pass go and collect a kiss of a blue skinned female alien.

RB didn’t like the link with brackets – sorry

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  • Nireus

    Nireus

    Oh… I soooo love this!!!

  • Matt Simner replied

    Hehe – I was trying to think of the right word – ‘decoy’, ‘bait’, ‘patsy’. Maybe I need a variation with a badge instead saying ‘allergic to teleportation devices’ :)

  • GothicCupCake

    GothicCupCake

    Lol, that is so true! ♥

  • Matt Simner replied

    Thanks a lot :)

  • berndt2

    berndt2

    This needs to be my work shirt 8)

  • jyhash

    jyhash

    The Delta Shield on the chest is wrong for the redshirt. It’s supposed to be an operations badge, you have a command badge there. If you need look at the graphic for the Ops badge, check out Memory-Alpha.org and search for “Starfleet insignia”.

    Just a note to make your shirt a bit more screen accurate! Nice job though.

    ~JYH

  • Matt Simner replied

    Haha – obviously didn’t do my research there. Thanks for the info :)

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