I wonder who came up with the whole “zing! someone sent you a bubblemail”? / I’m guessing it must have went like this: / -We should add an audible alert when people receive their emails..That would be groundbreaking, right? / -No, idiot, they wouldn’t be able to actually hear it! / -Riiiight… So maybe we should write down the sound! / -G*e*nius!