You don’t have to be the hero of Canton or know that the 80-04 and the 80-10 are the same machine with different plating to appreciate a mighty fine t-shirt. Pulling a bank heist? Starting a bar fight on Unification Day? Getting attacked by terrifying space monkeys? Whatever the situation, this shirt will be perfect for even the finest of shindigs. Get yours today, before the Alliance outlaws it!
(If you bought one of my t-shirts, iPhone covers, stickers or whatever, I’d love to see how it looks! Send a pic to my Redbubble mail or get me on my email – firstname.lastname@example.org)