Billyboy's Sanctuary
Don’t know what inspired me to do this, but i just thought I’d invite you in to see where Billyboy finds his peace and does his stuff… whatever that might be depending on where his head’s at and whether or not he’s awake… yeah, sometimes I just lower the lights and doze off… so what?
I didn’t have a lens wide enough so I took 3 panned vertical shots (handheld) and pasted them together in PS2. I spent more time than I hoped, mainly because I don’t have an automated stitching program so had to stretch and patch and match colors by hand. Anyone know of a good one?
By the way, that yellow thing sitting on the scanner is a Homer Simpson Rubik puzzle… totally amazing. I jumbled it up on New Years Eve 2006 and still haven’t managed to put it back… And the EASY button gets pressed when things turn out simpler than expected. Don’t even know if it works anymore!
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Dave Moilanen
So this is where it all takes place…..Thanks for sharing BB!
LocoCow
Nice view from which to create art…. Mine is way to messy to show…
Arlene Zapata
Wow showing off how much patience + skill you have again?
Do you know anyone w/a wide angle lens?
Very tasteful digs, as with all your other surroundings, thanx for a peek!
billyboy replied
Yeah, Mel Brackstone…I am SO jealous of her 16-35mm. And there is definitely one in my future as long as no one else in my family needs to get married!
Kimberly Palmer
Is it always this neat BB?
Love this room, fantastic job on the putting them all together.
By the way, it’s that a tablet you use? How do you like it? I have been thinking about getting one…..
Thanks for sharing your inner world with us. Love all the photos on the wall….
billyboy replied
Kimmie, that IS a tablet and I’ll BM you about how amazing it is. I would be lost without it. And it pretty much is always this clean cause I know Mary Poppins and she taught me how to snap my fingers and make everything pop back in its place. Awesome girl!
cdwork
Christmas at your space all the time! Thanks for sharing your great place
Jennifer Resemius
cool shot. I like the atmosphere in the room. I also like the way you captured the light and color.
Lisa Kenny
pretty cool room you got there ~ and look how neat your desk is, .....i wish you could introduce me to Mary Poppins too ;)
Mel Brackstone
Command central…..looks much neater than mine, Bill!
Mel Brackstone
You’re gonna hate me Bill…..I’ve just ordered a 14mm…eeeeeeeek! Can’t wait!
billyboy replied
OK Mel… I think it’s time we discussed your will… ah, what the heck… you’ll probably outlive me by 50 years!!
clarkey
What a beautiful space to call your own – it oozes peace.
All your images on the walls look great and the neatness !!! – you’d better introduce me to Mary Poppins, too, I don’t my desk has ever been that uncluttered.
You’ve done a really good job of stitiching without any special software – PS 2 has a stitiching bit, it’s hidden down in “File > Automate > Photomerge” It’s not brilliant but, it does the job,
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie, that’s cool about the feature in PS2… you know lots more than I do! I’ll have to give it a try… it might not be brilliant, but maybe with a bit of help from Mary (says Bert in his amazing Brooklyn cockney accent!)...
Cheers for the comment, and yes it does ooze peaaa…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
Mel Brackstone
hehehe
billyboy
Thanks CD, Dave, Loco, Jennifer and Lisa… it might look neat and orderly to you, but you should see the state of my head! Hey, that’s a great idea for my next pic! Cheers guys!
clarkey
I most definitely don’t know more about PS2 than you, I only found it again when is went to PSC and asked because I couldn’t remember where it was. You’ll need to do a bit of fiddling to get itthem the way YOU want it.
Bedtime, billyboy, in bed, not your couch.
billyboy
Yeah Jan, you’re right… definitely bedtimmmmmmmm…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
Carmen Cilliers
Gee whizz Billy – you are obviously not a painter! What a great hide-out, now if I had that white couch near where I work…. splat! And… if you had to see my ‘sanctuary’ I think you’d run! X C
billyboy
Hey Carmen, thanks for waking me up! Hey, it can’t be THAT bad… why don’t you show us… could start a wicked thread here. We’ve seen Mary Poppins clean, now lets see some Texas Chainsaw messy! Houahh!!
Karen Martin IPA
Could just curl up on that sofa myself…. Nice room. Very cosy. Very homey. Just one thing missing?? Can’t think what though…..?
Oh, yeah, a cat….
billyboy
Karen, you have to know this is a cat-free zone. Poor things are crying downstairs as I write… “Billy, oh PLEASE Billy, we are so hungry… come down and feed us you wicked old bastard!” So I just shouted down… “It’s 2 AM. Shuddap and go to sleep!” See why it’s a cat-free zone?
Cheers for looking in!
Hiroko
looks really cozy!
Jeff Burns
This is very coll Billy love it. What a pad!
Rhana Griffin
Ooooooooh…. I feel a little bit like a Peeping Rhana! I kinda like it ;)
Its like one of those magic eye pictures, every time you look you see something different. I have a feeling I shall be returning many many times to delve a little deeper into the psyche of my favourite American in Belgium.
Oh ok.. ok.. you are the only American living in Belgium I know, but even if you werent you would still be my favourite =))
Rhana Griffin
Ooooooooh…. I feel a little bit like a Peeping Rhana! I kinda like it ;)
Its like one of those magic eye pictures, every time you look you see something different. I have a feeling I shall be returning many many times to delve a little deeper into the psyche of my favourite American in Belgium.
Oh ok.. ok.. you are the only American living in Belgium I know, but even if you werent you would still be my favourite =))
Rhana Griffin
Where’s the coffin?
billyboy
That`s twice you`ve been back! And Rhana, this IS the coffin! Any more questions? Feel free to peep… my coffin is an open book to my favorite Aussi in Taz!
Kurt Tutschek
great place, bill – I’d better not take a shot of my workplace, it’s messy as hell…
billyboy
Thanks Kurt… I`ll send Ms. Poppins over to do a spring cleaning for ya! Don`t worry about paying her, we have an “agreement”!
Mia1
Billyboy, this is so awesome. Looks very peaceful. I am so sad though because there is not one of my pictures up on one of your walls and you have everybody elses. :o( Big lip. How can you think of me if I am not up there??? :o(
billyboy
Have no fear Mia, they`re all mine! I`m so vain… I should get at least one of yours up there to show everyone how generous I really am deep down. In fact, I`m actually gonna have one of Rhana`s up there soon… but she did it for me, so the vain thing comes back like the proverbial bad penny. Thanks for stopping to visit… could do with someone sending me that amazing Valentine card you just did! Oh well, grin & bear it!
clarkey
You’ll son have to start hanging them on the ceiling, Bill, then when you run of that space, where do you go next?????
billyboy replied
Hey Jan, I`ve still got some room on the left which you can`t see… but yeah, the ceiling is a definite option!
clarkey
There’s still some space above the couch and, if you move all the pics on the left closer together, the ceiling will be a little bit further away!
billyboy
Forget Mary Poppins Jannie… you can come over and do the whole place up!
clarkey
Send Mary Poppin here first and then you’ve got a deal – when summer arrives! I’m not freezing my bits off for anybody.
Rhana Griffin
I get this really strange feeling when I look at a deskspace that clean. I work in organised chaos so this is just plain weird…
Whats the Kill Bill thingie hanging from the window?
billyboy
You just don’t know weird until you’ve actually been in the sanctuary… few have come out in a state fit to tell the tale…
That Kill Bill thingie is my guitar strap. Had it embroidered by the same guy who did one for Bob Dylan. Don’t know what he had on his… probably tambourines or something. Blew ‘em all away at practice first time I put it on, but they’re used to it now. By now they accept that I’m sick so they leave me alone…
Rhana Griffin
My only sanctuary is my mind BB. And sometimes its too dark and scary in there even for me! I’m sure there are still some poor souls who wandered in there with the best intentions, you know… brought chocolates and flowers and stuff but they got lost in amongst all the dark twisted corridors. Poor loves… sometimes at night I can hear them scream…..
Bitchin guitar strap BB!!
Catherine Crim...
ohhhh no..u have an easy button?? i want one…!!!!! love your sanctuary!!!btw..its toooo neat…lol
billyboy replied
Hey cathie, I was wondering if anyone would pick up on the easy button… they sell them at Staples in the UK, and since the voice is American, they probably have them in the US stores too.
That was easy…
marieancolie
Not enough messy …... for me.. is it always like this ?? not sure at all..
Anyway BB, I live the blue colour of the walls.
Hope you are well too
billyboy replied
Is there not anybody out there who likes a neat room? And yes, it is always like that when I`m not messing it up with work… I`ve been told that people who keep their workspace neat range from sexual deviant to serial killer. Hey, maybe that`s why nobody stays long enough to mess it up!
Cheers for looking in… I could maybe mess it up a bit if you want to visit again?
marieancolie
To be honest .. I LOVE neat rooms.. (all rooms in my home …..... EXCEPT the room with my desk ).. .... Though I have been told that men ( as my husband and son for ex.) don’t like too neat places…. ;)..
and to be totally honest.. from time to time we need to clean, then the mess is coming back slowly but surely.. until the next days we clean up :))
Have a happy week in Belgium..
clarkey
Pardon my ignorance, but, what is an easy button?
billyboy replied
Jan, I thought you`d never ask! It`s the round red thing on my desk to the left of the monitor. When you press it, a recorded voice in a funky American accent says “That was easy”. You do a job, and if it turns out better or easier than you expected, you just press the button. You also press it if a 30 minute job takes 5 hours (sarcastic). Your daughter presses it when she asks you for money and you actually give it to her with a smile (rare), and my wife presses it when she wants me to drive her to the pub to watch Man United play on Sky and I say ”...sure, let`s go now!” (even rarer). So you can see how much fun it is. Definitely wouldn`t be the same around here witohut it, so thanks for asking!
clarkey
I saw it but, didn’t really take much noticie – it just looked like “something” on your desk. It’s like a little ap. I had on a previous Organiser (like a Palm) – if you couldn’t decide about something, you “opened this and it would say “Yes,” “No” , or something else, can’t remember what – It made the decision for you!! :-)) Thanks for the explanation. (Anything else you would like me to ask?? lol)
Cathleen Taraw...
Homer Simpson… Rubiks cube… what a contradiction lol. Thanks for sharing your ‘playroom’, ours is about the same size, also has a couch, lots of pictures on the wall (go figure), a telly and Xbox (I broke my Playstation dammit). The boys favourite toys and the husbands favourite toy; his tennis racket looking electric fly swatter; if they has the world champs, he’d win.
Love seeing the scream shot up there; one of my altime favourites.
billyboy replied
Cathleen, I am not so amazed that your place seems to be of the same karma as mine, but rather that your husband’s fav toy is his electric fly swatter. Mine has given me so many hours of pleasure (has he tried licking his finger and touching the wires with it switched on? Much better rush than licking the terminals of a 9-volt battery!) that I simply wore it out, as well as the two I got since then. I’m waiting for spring to come so they’ll have them in the stores again, but I’ve noticed on eBay they sell more sophisticated models which might last longer. I am sad that it wasn’t around to be included in this shot… maybe next time!
Thanks for blowing my mind… and appreciating the one picture that makes me smile every time I look!
Cathleen Taraw...
‘has he tried licking his finger and touching the wires with it switched on?’
is this a trick question?
He’s a boy, of course he has. Many times.
amarica
love it
Dave Warren
Nice place you have to work in there!!
billyboy
Thanks Amarica and Dave for passing by!
cynthiab
lovely to see where you are so creative Billyboy
billyboy replied
Lovely to have your visit Cynthia! Do you take your coffee black or with sugar & cream?
cynthiab
what you have cream on offer lol alway just make do with milk
billyboy replied
Cynthia, you so need to spend some time in Europe!
susi lawson
Oh my! I adore this and it looks just like I think it would!! Crazy and cool like Billy Boy!
I wish you lived near here I want to come hang out! :)
billyboy replied
Susi, there will always be a place on my sofa for you… just let me know in advance so i can get the Belgian chocs in. I bet you could even figure out my Homer Simpson Rubik puzzle… which would get you a 1 kg box!
I was hoping you`d stop by, so thanx for that!
Rhana Griffin
Hmmmm… nice comfy looking chair you got there BB… bet its hard to stay awake in that huh?
What???? I told you I would be back!! =))
billyboy replied
Ah yes… my chair. Way too comfortable, and tilts right the way back. You wouldn`t believe the dreams I`ve had in that bad boy…
Rhana Griffin
Knowing you I’m think vampires with black angel wings…. close?
billyboy replied
Rhana, that`s just the tip of the iceberg!
Wildwings
This is a great shot. I like the angle and the clarity of details. I think that everyone should have their own sanctuary, no matter where. The brain needs a place to hide out or think.:)
billyboy replied
Hi Wildwings… what’s your name? Nice of you to drop by, and you are so right… I think I’d go mad without this place to hide. You are very perceptive. And a wonderful artist!
kcranmer
So this is where the mastermind does all his work!! So cool how I can visualize you there right now, hehe…love your decorating by the way!! :)))
billyboy replied
Hey Kellie, thanx for dropping by! Pity you had to catch me picking my nose, but hey, it’s your visualization! I’m actually sitting here waiting for Rhana to poke me with that stick of hers for squealing to RB that she snores… LOUD!
You’re welcome to stop by any time you want… beer, espresso and Belgian chocs are always on tap chez BB!
kcranmer
Already packing my bags, hehe!
Aaron .
Ha, I’m moving in Billy Boy – nice pad – we all need the cave.
billyboy replied
Too right flame, and mostly it IS a cave… I just hang upside down and wait till dark.
And no sweat for moving in, as long as you like Belgian beer and don`t have a problem with siamese cats…
Thanks for stopping by for a chat!
funkymom
funkymom
To all BB’s artistic friends – Love reading all your comments about his artistic genious (who me, prejudist!). He was special when he was born (a neatnik he wasn’t!). He continues to amaze me with his work. Hi Billy from Mom -love you!
billyboy replied
Hey mom! If it was only this easy to have you over for a chat… your visit just made my millenium!
Love right back atcha!
AuntBarb
Hey Bill !! I can vouch for the cosiness and the neatness of your sanctuary! I really love it. I think you should help me do some re-decoration of mine. Only thing is that we will HAVE to take into consideration the presence of a highly neurotic siamese cat – as you know, it is far from being a cat-free zone!!! You can tell by the fur in my keyboard!
billyboy replied
Barb, thanks to you too for stopping by… and don`t worry, I`ve got fur in my keyboard too, but that`s from the creatures that visit me in the night….
Love ya big, BrotherBB
Dave Aarons
What a great place to relax, nice pad
billyboy replied
Dave, you’re more than welcome too… a 12 hour flight should get you here feeling ready to relax!
Dave Aarons
Thanks for the invite Billy, umm 12 hours ok, one condition, you have to teach me the guitar, i have had mine for a month now and still cant play anything. I will have to set something like that here, i would love something like that. You must really enjoy being in that room, everything from the computer to the guitar to listening to music. Nice headphones sitting on the window sill, whats the view of, backyard?
billyboy replied
Thanks for visiting again Dave! Yep, our back garden is a peaceful view. We live in an old neighborhood so all the houses, including ours, are well over 100 years old. It’s a nice rural setting about 15 km from Brussels, nothing close enough to infringe on our privacy, and though our garden isn’t huge, the good news is it only takes me 20 mins. to mow the lawn (I’m not a great fan of gardening… yet!)
So forget the guitar, sell that silly thing and take up bass. I only know enough chords to check the guitars I set up in the studio, and never bothered to learn more as I just can’t get my head around those strings being so close together. Bass on the other hand lets you rock and drive everything else into the ground when you get a good groove going with a kickass drummer. No problem doing it in my sanctuary… just out of view this side of the headphones is my drum machine that gives me a shit-load of totally realistic sampled drum rhythms to groove with. Band practice is a different matter as my Hartke stack rattles the windows and kills the cockroaches, but at home with the headphones on, I can still rattle my brain through my ears… and I don’t need a guitarist. I practice at home with the drum machine about an hour or so every day, and I haven’t gotten bored with it yet!!
So yeah, this room kicks some serious butt and I seriously don’t know what I’d do without it. Thanks again for stopping by, and stay in touch!!
SharonAHenson
A very nice place to do your thing….and you sure are neat !!!!
billyboy replied
Hey Sharon, what a pleasant surprise you dropped by, and thanks for commenting on my stuff and watchlisting me… I’m off in a minute to check out your pf and make sure you’re on mine!!
You do realize that neatness is a sign of inner turmoil… there’s strange things afloat in my sanctuary when the fairy lights com on and the full moon rises… drop by any time you like so long as you’re not allergic to bat fur!
Tracey Mac
Just stopped by with my coffee and spent the morning having a good giggle at all the comments in here BB. Great conversation to wake up to and ease me into the day.
Your cave is awesome, love your mind and where it’s at.
Mum used to always say, a tidy room/house keeps your life in the same state…..lol….she would have loved yours! (I was always in trouble!)
Oh…... and got to get one of those easy buttons for my desk! :) xx
billyboy replied
Hey tracy, thanks for sharing your coffee… I was clean out!
It’s funny how this thread has panned out and it really makes my day when the likes of you stops by for a chat and a look ‘round, so you’ve also now officially got a certified season ticket that entitles you to free sugar and cream, a box of Belgian chocs, and a cup of espresso if you forget to bring yours, or just want to know what a kickass strong shot of caffeine does to you! The beer’s on later in the evening, and your ticket entitles you to that too…
But you’ll have to get your own easy button… I’d give you mine, but it’s the only thing that keeps me sane!
Hugs; and see ya soon!
Angela Stewart
Oh boy I soooo need a room like this!! I often wonder if other people manage their creativity in chaos like mine. Apparently NOT! Perhaps someday when my 4 sons are grown and I can kick them out of their rooms…..
billyboy replied
Angela, your visit this morning made my day! Funny you should mention the kids out of their rooms… this was my daughter`s room before she got her own apartment. I think she was out the door 5 mins before I had the walls stripped and the pictures hung and the computer installed. And that was a good call because she returned when she got engaged! It actually worked out well casue she got the bigger guest room and I was happy enough with her old room as a den… just meant that guests had to spend the night on the sofa in the living room. Grin & bear it!!
BTW, thanks for your BM and for the comments on two of my all time favs. I do hope you get to NYC casue it will blow your mind!
In the meantime, stop by any time you want for a chat!
Hugs to you, BB
Amanda Hammock
While everything in here is great, I simply love the natural wood on the ceiling. I also believe that should I ever be in a space like this, there would be nothing but creativeness oozing around. The pain color is amazing as well.
My blue tablet likes you black tablet and I agree on just how great they are.
billyboy replied
Gracey, I was really hoping you’d stop by!!
My tablet is actually blue as well… looks a bit grey from the lamp light. And yes, there is creativeness flying around this room even as I type, and sometimes it gets so loud I have to go downstairs and get a cold beer!
Thanks for coming, and you’re welcome to come back any time you feel like a chat!
Hugs, BB
Deri Dority
Too cool! Thanks for the peek. That is a perfect studio. Also to make things easier on you (for your next shot of your studio), CS3 has perfected the photomerge (also under automate). You don’t even need a tripod. Just overlap your shots and it does a fantastic job of merging. Now you can do a seasonal shot of your studio (winter, spring, summer and fall). I am looking forward to it.
billyboy replied
Hey Deri, so cool you dropped by! Yeah, PS3 is amazing and one of these days I’ll need to make the upgrade. Incidentally, we just got the bill from our daughter’s wedding reception, so might just put a short hold on the upgrade and the 16-35mm glassware for the mo.
Anyway, thanks for the suggestions which I will definitely take on board… no tripod? Now THAT’S rocket science!!
Shanina Conway
What a great chill zone Billy, computer, guitar, tv,mood lighting and favourite pics…what more could anyone want…;)
billyboy replied
Answer to that Shanina is an army of black winged angels to take me to heaven and back… or maybe even hell could be cool if they dress up right!
Thanks so much for stopping in and putting that thought in my head… where ya been? Thank God the place was tidy!!
Cheers & hugs, BB
Rhana Griffin
Very cool clock on the back wall… love the glowing eyes ;)
billyboy replied
Babushka, one of the things that keeps me smiling is the hope that you might come back at any time for another visit and spot something new.
And too cool you should mention that clock (jeeze you either have amazing eyesight or a powerful microscope!)... It’s a replica of the Kit-Kat clock of the 1930’s with the shifting eyes and wagging tail, the history of which is amazing. I tried to find an original on ebay, but they’re not easy to dig up. I knew a couple of people who owned these from my childhood and was always disappointed we never got one back then… until I recently found out the same company was actually still making them! You absolutely cannot look at it wagging it’s tail and shifting its eyeballs without smiling back at him.
There’s enough cool stuff in here to keep you coming back for more, so drag out the microscope any time you feel like making the trip!
Hugs & tail wags, BB
AngelArtist
This is cool. Is it an Attic?
billyboy replied
Angela, what took you so long to find this place? Just checked out Mr. Punk Potato and he totally blew me away and put a big smile on my chops!
No, this is not an attic… the attic is directly above me and I know the spiders are planning to take over because I can hear them doing maneuvers up there when they think I’ve dozed off in my chair. No big deal… as long as they continue eating the mosquitos, they can do whatever they like!
Thanks for dropping by!!
nick board
Hey Bill what a clean desk, mine’s covered in Rizlas and ash.
billyboy replied
Hey Nick, don’t you mean Rizzlas and hash?
Sorry… couldn’t resist that one!
OK, I know the desk is clean, but you should see the junk I put under the desk to take the shot, and of course I cloned out all the cockroaches. Once you start messing with Photoshop, things are often no longer what they seem!
It was nice of you to drop by… think I’ll hop by your pf and see what’s new… see ya there!
clarkey
Hey billyboy, thanks for that link to the Kit Cat Klock site – it’s great. I’d never seen, not even heard of them before. They’re great.
billyboy replied
You`re right jan, and they`re not even expensive! Any time I hear those spiders starting to rev up in the attic, I just glance over at me Kit-Kat clock, and me worries just melt away with a smile…
clarkey
I was going to suggest you set up your flash array in the attic and set if off a few times and see what those spiders did! Your idea sounds better, though, especially with that smile attached.
billyboy replied
Hey jan, sorry I never got back you your last comment… no, I never did set up the flash in the attic (not to say I won’t!), but I did one better… here’s a pic of Taz, who is my own personal Tassie devil which I got for free somehow I can’t remember, and he’s sitting on a shelf behind me and to the left of where I sit at my desk…
Best thing about him is he shuts up and lets me get on with my work… or play, or sleep, or whatever… he’s also ticklish!!
Irish
Love the Guitar…verrrry Cool!!!!!
billyboy replied
Irish! I was really hoping you’d stop by. Yes, the guitar is cool, but not as cool as my ciggy box amp…

It’s an actual crush-proof cigarette box (Camel), with an on-board speaker, an input jack and an external speaker jack which you can plug into a 4×12 Marshall cabinet if you want. Volume control is via your guitar. It doesn’t sound all that great with my bass, but a guitar through this puppy kicks serious overdrive butt!
Thanks again for the visit!
Hugs, BB
billyboy
PS: They were German Camels!
Irish
HOLY CRAP…..your one of a kind BB…...thats a riot!
Irish
And you can call me Millie, lol
billyboy replied
Cheers Millie… wait till I get started on your pf!
Irish
Oh shit…lol
Rhana Griffin
(yawns) Dont mind me…. just gonna curl up on your lounge for a bit, stare at the ceiling and see what kind of animals I can pick out in the woodgrain of the ceiling… and if I happen to shut my eyes for a minute welllll….
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (thats little girlie snores)
billyboy replied
Hey, wake up girl (got my own stick!), there’s some heavy stuff going down on one of your posts…
BTW, there are footprints of over 150 species on those ceiling slats, and half of ‘em can’t even walk upside down!!
OK, so if you don’t want to get up it’s OK… those cute little Aussi snores are kind of like a lullaby …. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (big Bon Jovi Jersey snores!)
Rhana Griffin
wait… WHAT??? (noisily wipes the sleep drool from her chin) Shiiiiiit BB!!! I was just about gone into dreamland there.
Our ceiling is inhabited by emu’s, possums, and anteaters OH MY!! =))
billyboy replied
It’s OK… just click your heels three times… you know what to say… (POOF!) you’re back in Oz!!
JustCards
What a neat place to work
billyboy replied
Hi Just,
Haven’t seen you before so really cool to see you here. Don’t know what your name is, unless it’s Just Cards (hey, it’s possible), but just been to your pf and you do some amazing cards and your photography is excellent. Think I’ll hop back and leave a comment or 2
thanks for dropping by, and see ya later!
dkcoates
What a great office space! Mine is usually a total pig pen!
billyboy replied
... and speaking of motorcycles Debra, looks like you`ve got a Harley of your own! Just been to your pf and dug the sweetness!
So you got a pig pen? Pig pens can be cool. Depends on what kind of pigs you got. Why not post a picture??
Thanks for stopping by!
clarkey
I just love that little corner, Bill, and I really love Taz, he’s very cool, a great companion when you want some uninterruped time! – very fierce looking and probably makes a marvellous snarling and spitting deterent to any would-be intruders. Love the pic to the left of him and Skull – shrunken – you haven’t put that one up anywhere before, have you? It looks like a fabulous pic – are you going to put the whole pic up, pleeeeease? You just shouldn’t tease like that!!! :-))
billyboy replied
Actually Jan, it`s not a picture… it`s a little replica of a Fender Precision Bass that hangs on the wall next to the string of fairy lights (black winged of course!)... maybe looks like a picture because the ceiling and blue shelf sort of frame the wall space? Anyway, the skull is a candle holder and I haven`t used it yet, but may well in the future (thanks for the idea!)
The American flag is in leather and I got it from a friend who makes leather motorcycle clothing that I used to go to school with. Eventually I`ll sew it onto my leather MC jacket that I`m wearing in Biker Billy . Thing actually still fits!!
Cheers for stopping by and making me smile!!
clarkey
You’re welcome to the smiles, Bill – they seem to have become a habit!!!! You’re doing really well if your MC leather jacket still fits – I wish i could say the same about things from that era..:-(
Your explanation for what I thought was a picture makes sense – I wondered what you’d done to get the 3D effect around the miniature. The wall looks a little like a mirror gone wrong somehow!!!
The question is, when is eventually?
clarkey
P.S.: Love the Camel amp – it looks so fragile in your capable had!!! :-)))
billyboy replied
OK Jan, you asked for it… I am proud to present the latest (and coolest) addition to my sanctuary…
I was shopping at Ikea today picking up some stuff for the studio, when I happened across the toddler’s department… they were selling all kinds of little stuffed animals, and someone had hung this bat from the ceiling with a rat in its claws! Just about the cutest thing I’d ever seen, so of course I had to buy one of each and hang them from my lighting rail the same way they did… Jeeze, whoever did that store display must be a soulmate or something…
Anyway, just thought I’d share that. I’d felt this room was missing something for some while… so now I found it, and I am happy!
Kimberly Palmer
That’s what happens when you leave your window open! ha ha ha ha
That’s funny and cute…... =)
billyboy replied
Cheers Kimmie, now that he’s in, I’m DEFINITELY clipping his wings… think he’ll like it here anyway!!
Kimberly Palmer
=)
Rhana Griffin
Bats and rats and cats OH MY!! Oh ok… so I cant see your kitty but I am sure he is not far away. I love the twisted mind that thought of this! Best of all…. at least you are playing with stuffed rats now, not live/dead ones {{shudders}}
billyboy replied
Mmmmmmm…. stuffed rats….....
Rhana Griffin
(laughs)
twisted… (pokes you)
clarkey
I just about split my sides laughing when I saw this, Bill. Now you have a fitting companion for when a certain young lady can’t join you in your batty pursuits! I just love this, it’s absolutely priceless! Bats live in belfries, and your Sanctuary almost qualifies as a belfry. so he should be quite at home. Plus, with him catching the rats, the cats will be able to take it easy when you aren’t there – just don’t let them near him, they’re much bigger and bats’ wings are pretty fragile, as you will know!!!!!
Thanks heaps for the laughs, now I have a wonderful night’s dreaming ahead of me! That’s assuming I stop laughing long enough to get sleep in the frist place. I think that’s going to be impossible. :-/
billyboy replied
Yeah Jan, both those guys are priceless and I got `em cheap as dirt. OK, the rat`s dead, but from my experience they only get fun when they`re dead! You`ll notice I even managed to get the nortoriously camera-shy Nosferatu in the picture… and he only comes to visit once every 150 years!
Noiw you`ll have to tell me who this young lady is you`re referring to as I don`t know of any young ladies who can`t join me in batty persuits. They just have to come to the sanctuary and let me empty their veins. Piece of cake.
Thanks for the visit Jan. Got fang? XOB
clarkey
You’ve really cracked the big-time with all these pics, billyboy, Bats, Cats, and Rats . . . plus Nosferatu, and at bargain basement prices, too – can’t get much better than that!
I’m sure you can work out who the young lady in question is, but, if you can’t, I’m not going to tell you as that breaks the mystery. AND I need my revenge for you keeping me awake tonight! }:-))
I do hope you replenish their veins with something along the lines of a Red Velvet Cake . . . plus you get to have your cake AND eat it, too.
My fangs are safely tucked away for the moment! Gotta keep them outta sight of the kids, don’t want to scare her off now. The visit is my pleasure, bb!
billyboy
Mmmmmmm…. Red Velvet Cake….....
clarkey
Goodle it!
clarkey
That should be Google! !I don’t think there’s much hope for me any longer when I can’t even spell it!~
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie, is this it?
Just had one of my black winged fairies whip this up for me… she said it was Red Velvet… though I think it looks more like brown mushroom… ah, what the heck… got a fork?
clarkey
Bingo! That’s one of many to be found!
clarkey
I have a few forks sitting around here doing nothing at the moment – have you finished that time warp contraption yet? If you Google Red Velvet cake, you’ll find a few that are quite red in appearance. And, of course, if black-winged fairies made it, it will have to be darker than if red-winged ones did it. It does have a reddish tint to it!
Anyway, mushrooms are yummy and they can be quite magical, remember?
billyboy replied
Mmmmmmmmmm….. magic mushrooms..........
billyboy replied
OK Jannie, you asked for it…
That little pink thing sitting on my desk lamp is actually a key chain, given to me by a gorgeous Dutch musician called Fay Lovsky. It’s a plasticine pig that when you squeeze him (or her… haven’t established the sex yet…), shit comes out it’s butt, then goes back in when you release it
Trouble is, the desk lamp gets a bit hot so the shit started oozing out on its own without having to squeeze. I’ve tried snipping it off, but more keeps coming out… and even more when you squeeze!! I’ve even tried pushing it back in with my finger, but it’s really sticky so when I pull my finger out… jeeze, I wonder just how much is actually in there? I haven’t been feeding him anything… unless… naw, that velvet cake is only a picture, right??
clarkey
This morning, as a thank you for VERY prompt service, we got served freshly made (Home-made) lavender-flavoured scones with jam and cream. The scones were beautiful but, I relaly could have done without the lavender flavouring!
Naylor
ohhhhhhh I could spend many days and many nights in this wonderful sanctuary !!!! The fairy lines are so great at helping a room feel warm and cozy :)
Thank you for sharing a peek into your world !!!! ((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))
billyboy replied
Thank you so much for stopping by Celena! Funny you should mention the fairy lines… half of them just went out about 15 mins ago. Guess one of the bulbs burned out. So it’s a bit darker, but just as cozy… might just leave it like this!
Hugs right back atcha!
clarkey
Okay, I didn’t see your little piggy. Myabe you should put him/her under the edge of your monitor – it’s cooler there, and, in the shadows, you can’t see what’s happening! Just as well you don’t use him/her on your keys, isn’t it – who knows what your body heat would cause to happen???? :-))
That velvet cake isn’t just a picture, you said one of your fairies made it for you – another senior moment? They’re piling up, billyboy. What are we going to do with you? LOL
billyboy replied
Jan, that velvet cake IS only a picture… the one the fairies made for me has long since been eaten and what remains of it is probably very similar to what’s inside the pig!
But you’re right about those senior moments piling up… and I truly don’t have a CLUE what you’re going to do with me!!
clarkey
I’m thinking hard – you can probably hear those gear grinding away. Will let you know the result in due course!
By the waym, he/she is soooo cute, especially with those wide open eyes. Gotta love it!
billyboy replied
- BREAKING NEWS -
Just found out it`s a she. HOUAH !!
clarkey
Congratulations you are now the proud . . . what????? I can’t whait to find out what, actually!!
billyboy replied
The PIG Jan! You said, “he/she is so cute…” breaking news is… it`s a SHE!! (hooah !! = Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman. Google it!)
clarkey
Of course it’s a pig, but, are you the proud:
Owner;
Surrogate parent;
Carer:
or . . . something else????
My apolgoies for mixing up the gender specification – if RB gave us the ability to edit posts, I would have corrected that as soon as I saw it. I don’t need to Google it, I’m not a total hermit, just a wanna-be one, t.v. tells me what movies are on, when I bother to watch the ads which is only sometimes.
You do realise, though, that scents can be deceiving? :-))
How’s that time warping gadget coming along? Is R&D proceeding as expected?
billyboy replied
HOOAH !!
Jase812
great pad !
billyboy replied
Hey Jase, thanks for dropping by and for digging the Ice Girl. It’s 1:45 AM and I’m sitting in this sanctuary trying in vain to keep my eyes open. Your gallery looks a cool place… that Floyd Rose grabbed my attention right away, so I’ll be heading back there tomorrow after my vision clears.
See ya then!
Sophie Shapiro
B.B. everything is deliberate, efficient, orderly, structured, precise, neat, methodical,planned and cosy!! What would you need an Angel for ?....When you need her, she will arrive! Great photo!S
billyboy replied
Sophie, thanks so much for stopping by and you could always stick around a bit while I wait… espresso`s nice & hot and got some Belgian chocs to go with it…
So what you`re saying is that I`ve got to be wishy-washy, disorderly, non-structured, unprecise, messy, haphasard, unplanned and NOT cosy for my angel to make her entrance? OK, I can do that. But I`ll need that bottle of Ansinthe… I`ll just go get 2 glasses…!
Sophie Shapiro
How kind! You have got a great sense of humour! You should write and make sketches! People need laughter more than anything today….Life’s so sad! Laughter is what we need! And you can provide it!S
billyboy replied
You are SO right about the laughter. Inspiration is important too and that`s why your abstracts do it for me. Your stuff makes people look deep and think… and if they can smile and laugh on top of that, what more could you want? OK, a guardian angel. Remind me to be wishy-washy, disorderly, non-structured, unprecise, messy, haphasard, unplanned and NOT cosy tonite. Wanna stay for tea?
silverdew
How comfortable! A sanctuary indeed. And gosh, that white couch looks comfy snuggles up on it :D
Love all the pictures areound and how the room is bright, lit with natural sunlight from the window. Loving the blue walls as well as the “christmas lights” adding an accent to it all.
If this was a part of my home, I doubt I would leave it very often!! :D
xoxox Thanks for sharing!
Oh, and “Simpson Rubik puzzle” .... !! You rock! :D
billyboy replied
Hey Nada! That is SO cool that you dropped by, and you can snuggle up on that couch whenever you want!
I think the coziness of this place IS getting to be a bit of a problem as you’re right, I never feel like leaving… thank God for work and sleep so I’m forced into a bit of diversity! That TV actually never gets used as there’s so much else to keep me busy here… every time I pick that silly Homer Rubik, I just end up making him even sillier. In fact, check this out:
I was surprised he ended up this symmetrical
Thanks for making me do that and for the resulting smile! XO
vonne
Well personally I think this is a perfect sactuary you got your computer, camera, a place to lay down for a quick nap, your music, your fav pics hanging up….and of course Homer to entertain you lol What more could a person want? Thanks for sharing BillyBoy!
billyboy replied
Hey Vonne, nice of you to come and visit where the bats llive and play… there`s stuff that breeds above the ceiling you can`t see in the pic which provides unlimited entertainment and inspiration, especially after I`ve dozed off… but always in my chair. The sofa`s reserved for guests. How you like your espresso?
vonne
VERY Strong please = ) Would love to see what the pic left out lol Course I have a pretty good imagination and suspect I have a few of those inspirational whatchamacallits running amuck here = ) distractive little buggers arent they ..wink But Great entertainment. Have a great day BillyBoy! { hugs } V
billyboy replied
Cool challenge… night vision pix of a couple of whatchamacallits doin their thing. Will mean going into the attic after sundown. Thank you SO much for putting that idea in my head… will need a bit of time to think on it. Watch this space…!
vonne
They spook easily so be quiet and stick to the walls while you are up there, and keep the lights dimmed. I’m here just chillin on the sofa, sipping this Fab espesso!
billyboy replied
... and I`m sitting here at work wishing I was in my scanctuary. Band practice tonite so I won`t be there for another 5 hours. If you feel like having a nap, go right ahead. If you1re there when I gret back (I hope), we could discuss shooting whatchamacallits in dim light… or just go on up and spook `em!
L8R Vonnegator!
vonne
LOL Sounds like a plan, who told you I needed a nap? Bloodshot eyes of mine perhaps? Okay Cya later BillyBoy Im crashing for awhile = )
billyboy replied
Sorry, I didn’t think I’d be this long so didn’t expect you to wait… thanks for leaving your smile. Can I hang it on the wall? XOBB
vonne
Anytime sweetie The couch is Da Bomb slept like a baby = )
missmunchy
wow. you have 1,000,000,000comments to this photo! =) Who knew youre place of relaxation could stir up SO much converation! I am just totally impressed with how you use photoshop..PLEASE teach me! How the heck do you do it? I am proud of myself when I can get rid of a zit! =) haha
Your place looks realxing!
billyboy replied
Hey Melissa, so cool you dropped by! This is nothing more really than a coffee shop with a couple of wicked nick-knacks, but I`ve gotten off on the fact that so many feel they can drop in for a casual chat and have a look inside my head. This post has been good fun for me and I hope everyone else.
If you can get rid of a zit, there`s not more YOU need as your stuff has soo much impact just the way it comes out of your camera. But if you need to know anything, you`ve just gotta ask!
Thanks again for dropping by, and you`re welcome back any time you feel like taking a breather from life… the couch is yours! XO,BB
clarkey
I almost feel like spitting raspberries in your direction, billyboy, spoiling this wonderful spot with a Simpson thing!!!! Even Herman Munster is better than anything Simpson. (Sppppttttzzzzz – with seeds!!! :-/
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie, didn`t see this when it came up so wow, cool surprise as I just happened to be passing by!
So I take it you`re not a Simpsons fan? Hey, I can do Herman. Show me where to get a Herman Munster puzzle and I`ll have that puppy in here before the bats wake up!
And I happen to like raspberries, so THERE!!
XO!
clarkey
The Simpsons is the ONLY show I’ve forbidden them to watch, although, what they watched while I wasn’t home was anybody’s guess! Mind you, there are a few others that I would also firbnid if they showed any inclination to watch them.
I’ll keep any eye out for Herman or something I dislike less than the Simpsons and I’ll let you know if I find anything.
Maybe I should send mangoes, they have much bigger and harder seeds? It’s harder to miss with one of them!
billyboy replied
OK Jan, but the Mango seeds are easier to dodge!
Might just post a pic here of my neon Duff Beer sign to annoy you… would that be too cruel? Homer drinks Duff exclusively, so natch it’s my brand too. What exactly do you not like about the Simpsons?
billyboy replied
Jannie, I’m REALLY sorry about this, but couldn’t resist it… so voila, my new Lava Lamp (which is actually Bev’s on loan… a gift from ME!), and my very own neon DUFF BEER SIGN.
If it’s too much for ya, just click your heels 3 times, repeat “There’s No Place Like Homer” on each click… and ‘poof’, you’re back in OZ!!!
Tracey Mac
LoL BB just dropped back in with a coffee and checked out the rest of your den and so glad I did, you made my day (again lol) especially with the new bat and rat…..just love it lmao….thanks I needed a laugh, hope you are having a great Easter and btw, the cake was awesome (brought along my own plastic fork), first thing I’ve eaten in 2 days….YUM! :D O’s
billyboy replied
Hey Tracy, that is SO cool you popped by… and hey, ya didn`t have to bring your own plastic fork. I`ve got a complet picnic set under the couch… though I might have to shift it to make room for a pet dinosaur I`m HOPING to get soon…
Anyway, glad the cake floated yer boat and that the bat didn`t get in your hair… like he does… and thanks for the Easter smile. Hope yours rocks! XOBB!
clarkey
I dislike everything about the Simpsons, but, it’s your Sanctuary, you are permitted to decorate it any wya you wish. I can live with it. Unfortunately, I know that Homer drinks Duff Beer exclusively – can’t avoid knowing.
I actually like the Duff neon sign – haven’t seen one before. No doubt they can be bought down here in the arse-end of the world.
Lava lamps are fabulous. I remember when they first appeared down here – old memories come flooding back each time I see one. Junior has one, too – his wife gave it to him before they got married. It sits on his computer desk Yours (Bevs) fits in nicely colour-wise with the Duff sign!
Mango seeds don’t make any noise when they’re travelling at high speed – they’re covered in an odd surface that absorbs noise,, a bit like owls’ wings. You can’t dodge what you can’t see!
billyboy replied
Jan, I hate to tell you but my HSMSD (High Speed Mango Seed Detector) has just been perfected… so fire at will. Can`t WAIT to test that puppy out!!
clarkey
Well, I guess I’ll have to find something that will slip your defences a little easier than mango seeds (LMAO), yet still be capable of making itself felt with a similar impact. _Puts thinking cap on! . . . thinking . . . . thinking. Something will descend soon!
Rhana Griffin
Your pig needs a cork up its butt and I’m pretty sure there is some Picasso in your blood way back when if your Homer Simpson is anything to go by!
The Simpsons are like toally hawt in our house. You know the game seven degrees of Brad Pitt? Well in our house its seven degrees of The Simpsons. Take any particular moment in time and within seven steps (usually no more than two!) my boys can relate it to an episode of The Simpsons. My fave Simpsons/Griffin moment ever was when we were on the monorail at Seaworld. We all started singing the infamous monorail song…
Mr G “Monorail….”
Mrs G a third higher “Monorail…”
Eldest G-ette another third higher “Monorail…”
Youngest G-ette_in an ear piercing shriek no where NEAR a third higher_ “MONORAIL!!!!!!”
Cool yeah? Everyone who has every watched that episode knows the song… what happened NEXT however had me just about peeing my pants I was laughing so hard.
My eldest G-ette (then aged 6) starts singing ” ‘The ring fell off my pudding can’... ‘Here have my pen knife my good man!’”
Ok… prolly a situation joke… had to be there (blushes)
My eldest (then 6) started
billyboy replied
Oh yeah… one of my fav episodes of all time. Homer always manages to come out OK in the end, which is why the stuff has so much appeal. And Homer is totally from my generation… grew up on Grand Funk Railroad, digs the Chili Peps (D`oh… I said the C word again!!), and he fucks up regularly, but his heart`s basically in the right place… excpet when it comes to Flanders. Amazingly, the previous pastor at my mom`s church in Florida is a spitting image of Flanders. That SO used to blow me away!
Tell ya something. If you bring your kids up watching the Simpsons, the distorted family values they learn from them will turn around to make them grow into good people. Doesn`t make sense, but trust me on that. Why do you think they air it for so long now? It`s total counter propoganda!
Rhana Griffin
Oh… and the throat singing boob lady is like a goddess in our house ;)
Rhana Griffin
(laughs) S’ok BB… you can say the C word here… tis your Sanctuary after all ;)
Did I ever tell you the story about Simpsons Sex?
billyboy replied
No, but can`t wait to hear it…
Rhana Griffin
Coming to you in bmail… WAY too long to post here, don’t want to be accused of hi-jacking your place ;)
LindaR
great digs ~ definitely inviting and I can see why it’s got its name Sancturary :)
billyboy replied
Hey Linda! Thank you so much for dropping by… always exciting when someone new shows up! I’ve just been to your totally wonderful portfolio and can see you have a true passion for nature’s beauty and the technical ability to do it justice. Are most of those shots from around Massachusetts? Have yet to go there, but hopefully we’ll get to Boston this year on the way to Montreal.
Glad you dig the digs, and you’re totally welcome to come back any time you feel like a chat or a quick snooze on the couch if you just want a bit of peace & quiet.
And I also want you to know that if you’re a Red Sox fan, I know people who can help you…
PNFdeb
I do love your place rich with color and personality…very lovely and thank you for your supportive nature towards some of my new work. I very much appreciate the feedback.
billyboy replied
Hi Deb, didn’t recognize you at first with your new avatar. Thanks for taking the time to pay a visit and for your compliments on my lair!
I think it’s really cool that you’ve taken a new direction with your art. You’ve got such wonderful shots that you can let your imagination run free with, and I’m really looking forward to the results. Being on RB is like being connected to an inspiration drip, and I can see the serum is working for you. I so hope you keep going in that direction!
Are you living in Idaho? Is your name Deb? Or Debbie… or PNF?? If your are i Idaho, then your Easter is just starting, so have a good one. If you totally fooled me and you’re in Australia, you’re up way too late!
Mia1
Oh my You are killing me. You are hilarious. Love the rat and Bat. What are you going to come up with next?????
billyboy replied
Great timing Mia… just finished Easter dinner with wife Bev and sister Barb (and Siamese Pepsi & Scratch). It’s actually snowing here at the mo!
Thanks for stopping by and diggin the ratbat. What’s next? You’ll just have to keep checking back. The coffee’s always fresh for ya, and there’s always room on the couch!
clarkey
Bill, you’ve just got to get a photo of that snow, you should be warm enough now to take a couple of steps out the door and take 1 pic, surely???Laden with good food, fine wine and delicious chocolate cake, you won’t even feel the momentary freeze!
billyboy
Jan, I’m so stuffed all I can move are my fingers… if it snows tomorrow, and it probably will, I’ll see what I can do. I’m off for a quick email check… then BED!!
ps: Saint Estephe ROCKS!
clarkey
Sweet dreams, billyboy. Looking forward to a snow pic tomorrow.
billyboy
Right. This one’s for Jannie and anyone else who has a snow fetish!
This is the view outside my Sanctuary window: left side at 8:30 AM… right side 5 hours later. Belgian weather. Grin & bear it!
In fact I actually blew it bigtime. As I left the house for work right after the left side was taken it started to seriously blizzard. Thought about taking the camera with me, but was late so dropped the idea. The snow was the kind that sticks to everything and so the trees were covered in no time… especially those within the forest through which I drive to work. I think of all the 40 years I’ve lived in Brussels, this was the most amazing winter wonderland scene I have ever witnessed here… and I didn’t have the GODDAMN CAMERA!
It’s like the Belgian weather. Grin & bear it. Or just pour yourself a shot of bourbon and grin and forget about that silly bear!
Irish
Holy Crap…..... its Warm n Sunny here in Jersey, Im going for a ride on THAT YANKEE BIKE, The Bunny left…LMAO!
billyboy replied
So it’s WARM and SUNNY where YOU are, and YOU are gonna ride MY bike… why don’tcha just bust my kneecaps while you’re at it so I’ll be in physical pain as well?? LMANO!
clarkey
That’s fabulous, Bill. I’ll be back later this evening for a proper look. Thanks muchly.
billyboy replied
Jan, it’s the least I could do… sorry I missed the killer shot! L8R?
Irish
Ok, FIRST OF ALL, Just read all the comments and I have ONE QUESTION? Is NEATNESS REALLY A SIGN OF INNER TURMOIL? Im super Friggin neat man!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! I think everyone should post their Santuary….hmmmmmm…just a thought….lol!
Irish
OKKKK I will wait until you come to Jersey to take the bike out….JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
billyboy replied
Neatness, Millie, is a sign of total deviance from sanity… and also a sign that you might very well be a vampire. Sorry.
And you don’t have to wait till I come to Jersey… just ship that puppy to Belgium!!
... and BTW, you should post a thread on your Santuary. Is it like a Sanctuary? Maybe it’s even cleaner and neater??
billyboy replied
OK Millie, I’m sittin here in my chair thinkin’... well, maybe Kate wasn’t so bad looking after all. I mean she was cute in sort of a pixie, housewife kind of way… so I Yahoo’d Charlie’s Angles and found a groovy site with all of ‘em so I could compare and see a resemblance or not. I came to 2 conclusions:
1) Sorry babe, you DO look like Kate
2) Kate’s actually a lot sexier than I remembered (in a sort of pixie, housewife kind of way…)
So did the Yanks lose or somethin’??
Irish
OH Great…...more insanity in my life…I thought I DIVORCED all that….LMAO!
clarkey
5 hours difference, you say? That’s incredible – there isn’t a trace of snow in the later pic. With the shadows, it’s hard to tell how much moisture remains, but, you have a beautiful looking lawn in the backyard, the sort made for lying on and sunbaking in the warmer weather.
Thank you so much for doing this favour, to satisfy my fetish (LMFAO), Bill – it’s much appreciated.
billyboy replied
OK Jannie, get ready for this… last night it snowed the heaviest in Belgium since 1975. We had 20 cm in our garden this morning… and yes, I took the camera with me on my route through the forest on the way to work. So bear with me while I process a few of the better shots (hey, I was late for work so didn`t really have time to get TOO artistic!), and I`ll do a treat to your fetish that will outdo your wildest dreams of bondage!!
Kristal
What a prime sanctuary!
billyboy replied
Hey Kristal! Just got back from your portfolio pages… where are you from? You`ve got some cool stuff in there, and some of the coolest isn`t even titled! You got a sanctuary? You got SNOW?? Pass by any time you like… the place is always open even if I`m not here!
Thanks for dropping by and for the smile I got from your wonderful work!
clarkey
Hey, billyboy, how am I supposed to go back to sleep with a threat )promise) like that hanging over my head? I’ll hope I have time to look in the morning before we leave.
Naylor
You make me laugh
You make me smile
In your sanctuary we’ll talk awhile
Catch up on days that have passed, gone by
Sing a few songs on the fly
Talk about all that makes us tick
Shut OUT the world with one simple click
In your sanctuary we’ll sit and think
Pass each other their bottomless drink
Pick each others brain
Heart strings to
I LOVE BEING IN YOUR SANTUARY WITH YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
billyboy replied
Celena, I’ve just seen the post that will imprint a permanent smile on my face that will still be there when I’m finally laid to rest… which will probably be in about 850 years due to my ancestry. So that’s a long time to smile and I’m gonna love every minute of it, thank you very much.
So can I pick your brain so I will be able to write poetry? I’ll trade you that for bass guitar lessons in a flash, and even throw in a Photoshop session!
I’ve got to go out now… friends are buying dinner for us at a really swank Thai restaurant… so feel free to take a kip on the couch or raid the fridge or anything you want… if you’re gone when I get back, I’ll be in touch soon.
Cheers & hugs, and thanks again for passing by and making my day with my very own sanctuary poem!
billyboy replied
Like I said I’d do, here’s a picture of the stud you left behind. I’ve bent the prongs out so you can reuse it if you want so I’ll hold it till you visit again…
Leave it to me to miss the show… but the bat saw everything, and says he doesn’t actually think you need lessons at all. He also said your encore was amazing and you smell good.
Cathleen Taraw...
Holy guacamole, just saw your snow shots. And it’s nice to see what is on the outside of our little warrens.
billyboy replied
Hey Cathleen! Yeah, blow me away with a surprise visit why dontcha!! Good thing I just had the place cleaned (as if it ever gets dirty, eh?)
So what’s up with you? Belgian chocolate withdrawal and just thought you’d stock up? I got plenty to go round so take back as much as you want. And why not plug in the bass and have a go… you won’t be the first today!
Thanks so much for dropping by and for diggin the snow shots. I never saw snow melt so fast in my life!
billyboy
PS… before you change color, no you didn’t leave your jeans behind… these are mine. Just thought they made a nice backdrop for your stud!
Irish
NO NO NO NO NO …..... its JUST THE HAIR AND I had Helmet hair SOOOOOOOOO it dosent count! I got a very nice compliment from someone else and Im going with HIS…I like it better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THERE! And if they didnt lose I hope they do…lol!
Irish
AND you just wait until I find my Roger Daultry site!!!!!
billyboy replied
Jeeze, I said Kate was sexy… is that not a very nice compliment?
And if you spell it Daltrey you might find it faster…
Irish
LMAO…WHATEVA…..But she really wasnt sexy..she was kinda butch..no?
billyboy
Did you or did you not check out the link to the site above? Butch NOT. She was totally HOT !!! Especially if you were a male pixie housewife…
Roscoe Davis III
I ike the picture. The Batcave
billyboy replied
Roscoe, thanks for dropping by… always cool to see a new face! Just got back from your pf. Your art is awesome and I especially dig Rumble in the Hallway. You’ve got tons of attitude. Keep it coming, and get your butt back here any time you want to chat!
Cheers, BB
Naylor
YES that is MINE!!!!! Thanks for holding on to if for me was hoping it didn’t get stuck in the couch and rip it or anything and I am glad you didnt’ step on it with bare feet cause … oouuuch !!!!!!!
I had so much fun jammin out and I am glad the bat liked my show cause I really ROCK it out that night !!!! lmao…. oh and I will be over whenever its convienient of you and pick that up so that you don’t have to worry about it anymore :) oh and please tell the bat that I am so flattered he though I smelled good will make sure to always wear that scent when I stop by :) ((((HUG))))
billyboy replied
Actually Celena, I didn’t step on it with my bare feet… I slept on it when I took a nap on the couch. So I now have a lovely 5-point scar in my thigh that will remind me of your rock-out in my sanctuary for the rest of my days, which I will treasure along with the scar under my chin from when I fell off my tricycle when I was 3, and the 14 stitches I got across my knee from when I came off my motorbike on New Year’s Eve ‘71… all permanent reminders of good times!
Hope your boy’s OK and that you come back soon to collect your lost property. Oh, and the bat just seconded that!!
By the way… he smells good. Were you dancin’ with him??
clarkey
Hey billyboy, you’ve really got something goin’ here. It’s become a meeting place for many souls, to share a drink (of their favourite poison), CHOCOLATE, and a chat and whatever else their hearts’ desire. It’s a warm, comfortable place to be – it’s wonderful.
billyboy replied
Thanks for that Jannie, it`s been really fun for me and I really get a buzz when someone leaves a comment here. I think it`s really cool that you look in now and then to see what`s new and I always look forward to your visits!
In fact, I think you could use a chocloate infusion about now… it so happens I`m working on a machine that transfuses chocolate for blood… maybe I should test it on myself first??
Roscoe Davis III
lol, aiight
clarkey
I’ll go back to bed and wait to see if it works! Can’t wait. LMAO.
billyboy replied
Jan…
It WORKED !!
clarkey
It sure looks like it!!! LMAO Did you feed your whole Sanctuary, too? But, WHY DIDN’T you send it on to me???? I waited all night!
billyboy replied
Jan, like all scientific advances, there has to be a trial period. And we also have to see which types of chocolate work the best… there`s Cote d`Or, Leonidas, Godiva, Neuhaus, Wittamer, Pierre Marcolini… I`ve found that the Wittamer (which is actually the best Belgian chocolate in the world) transfuses much easier and so the whole process is quicker. So give me another couple of days at least.
Now, would you like the whole machine, or should I just send you the chocolate plasma? To be frank, the machine will be expensive to send (it`s almost as heavy as my hospital scanner… which I still have in storage… and you can`t really use the plasma without the machine. So next time you visit, there will be a 1kg box of assorted Wittamer pralines on the couch. If I`m not here, just take them… or eat them here while you`re waiting for me!!
clarkey
Oooooooh, so very tempting . . . I need to think on this. I was supposed to have WSaturday all to myself, but, that’s had a very large spanner thrown into the works. Have to wait ‘til next weekend when I’ve got the WHOLE weekend to myself! I’ll get back to you on this later.
Mind you, for an advance such as this, wide-scale testing needs to be undertaken – me first!
clarkey
No grapes, yet?
billyboy
OK, due to popular demand, I can now reveal the coolest lamp EVER in history, and it is hanging in my Sanctuary and casting a golden glow over my couch… so soothing… making me tired… better post this before I….
.... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
etta
What a lovely sanctuary!
The color…I think it’s almost the same color as my little space. I have got to get more of my own work mounted and hung in here, along with other people’s work that inspires me.
What a strange lamp. I think I’ll go have a snack now. Hmm, I wan’t hungry before…
billyboy replied
Ette! What a lovely surprise, and thanks for the visit!
Forget the other people`s work however inspiring it is… once you`ve hung your best stuff there won`t be any room left in your home, let alone your sanctuary!
Funny you should say that about the grapes… I`ve put on 2 KG since I hung that silly thing… strange things afloat and I am SO keeping an eye on it…
Hugs to you, and thanks again for dropping by!!
clarkey
I absolutely love this, Bill, it’s gorgeous. A great way to start my day! I’ll be smiling every time I think of this – that’s all day. Thanks for another peek into your your haven.
billyboy replied
Yeah Jan, I have to say that in spite of its strange effect on my eating habits, it is truly gorgeous. The grapes are actually more the size (and color) of apricots. Probably because on Mars where it`s made, they don`t really know what grapes look like. They`re just going by what the Russians told them and those silly Russians can`t explain anything right!
But if it made ya smile, then it`s done its job.
Cheers & hugs & see ya soon!!
clarkey
Definitely!
Louise Cooke
BB this is one seriously awesome room! Particularly love the lighting, and now badly want to revamp my horrible dull and moodless light of the “studio” (spare room back of house) and introduce a scattering of fairylights! And what a gobsmacking amount of chat it has generated…UNBELIEVABLE!! I got about 3/4 way through, gave up, eyes falling out of head, forgotten what country I’m sitting in…not that it matters in the wide world of bubble.
Love your sanctuary…hope you treasure it always :)
billyboy replied
Hi Louise! 3/4 down isn`t bad going… main point is you had fun, and just think how cool it`s gonna be when you get yer own fairylights cookin’!
What makes this sanctuary amazing is all you guys that come to visit and eat my chocolate and snooze on the couch. Without the visits, the place would be well lit, but with very little karma. So when you revamp yours, be sure to post a picture. You gonna serve refreshments? I only do the chocs cause it`s a Belgian specialty… you being from Oz, maybe you could do some Fosters on tap (hope there`s enough shade!)? Let me know before you post it… I wanna be first!
Thanks again for dropping by!!
Hugs, BB
Rhana Griffin
billyboy replied
Jeeze, I`m not even gonna ask how you do dat. I can sit and watch that purple guy smoothly making his move for hours… hey wait a sec… that`s ME!!
Now you`re here, you can just stretch out on the couch and have a nice snore… just make sure your knee`s not under the bat, and let me know when to wake you up… I got a Teasmaid that pours out hot chocolate. Just perfected that last night, but gotta set the alarm myself as there`s a trick to it.
Huggies, BB
Louise Cooke
Yes you’re right re the karma…the most tired looking space can be so full of life. But I still want those lights! Fosters….NEVER!!!! Such an insult BB! I’ll be putting on Crownies, so that my guests stay -lol! Actually, this summer has had a very “Corona” feel about it…check out “West of here”. As for the chocolates…..YYUUUMMMMM!!!!! Pl save me one (or 2 or 3..)
billyboy replied
Crownies? Could you explain? Is it Aussi beer?? I take it by Corona you mean the Mexican stuff that you shove the lime segment into the neck and squirt your dringking partner in the eye… I`ve had to settle SO many optician`s bills cause of that stuff!
Now is that 2 or 3 pralines or boxes? OK, 2 boxes is cool… gotta save one for Rhana so she can pig out and get herself back into shape. And whatever you do, DON`T share them no matter how hard they beg.
And PLEASE Louise, don`t forget to let me know when you`ve got the lights up… I wanna be the first to sample your Crownies!(?)
Rhana Griffin
Morning!!!
Bloody hell! It takes FOREVER to load this page now there are so many comments! I love that you share your Sanctuary BB…. look how many people you have made happy by allowing them some time out in your place {{{hugs}}} I think it is missing something though… I need to do something about that.
Hot chocolate sounds just wonderful right about now…
The little blue dude IS cool isn’t he? Sharing his couch and cuddles =)
billyboy replied
Ooops… you`re right… the cool guy is blue, not purple! And you`re also right about the loading thing being a pain and maybe it`s putting people off. Is there a way of splitting this up into pages? I noticed they did that on the post with the `pictures of Bubblers that have nothing to do with the way they are’… See what happens when you`re clever with smileys? People think you can fix anything!!
And thanks for adding that smiley machine… now I can multitask!
Louise Cooke
2 boxes of pralines just perfect!
Yes, Mexican with potential eye damage…lol!! Crownies = Crown Lager, an oldie but a goodie :) Will have one on ice for you when lights are complete :)
billyboy replied
Yeah, good old Crown… should have known.
And that`s a date!!
Irish
OK BB …. I want the lamp …. LOVE IT …... and you look goooooood as a BROTHER …LMAO!
Irish
I think you’ll all love this.
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello,
and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully
appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by
our computers, please read on…
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their
infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out
something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and
I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use
to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What
do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s
just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a
proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start
with some straight answers. What about financial
bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
A few days later:
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on ‘START…’
billyboy replied
Millie, I gotta say… when you go MIA, you sure come back with a bang!
Funny thing about that lamp… it’s made of some kind of plastic that smells like I really like it, sort of intoxicating like gasoline… and when it’s heated by the little lamps inside the grapes, the fumes get really strong and it’s a bit overpowering and I’m kind of OD’ing on it at the mo and really started giggling at your IT version of Who’s on First… Yes, I grew up on those guys. Did you ever see Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein? Totally amazing! Millie… MILLIE WAKE UP!! Oh shit, looks like those fumes have knocked you flat out on my couch!
Don’t worry… I’m just gonna roll up your sleeve and give you an injection of 86% Pierre Marcolini. If that doesn’t pull ya through, I’ve got a great interview with Joe Torre on DVD…
clarkey
Oh my god, Mil – this is absolutely hilarious. My husband has cracked up big-time and is still rolling on the floor in hysterics. This is priceless and I can’t stop laughing myself. Bill, I hope you don’t mind, but, I sent this URL to a “few” friends, all of whom are quite old enough to appreciate it (our peers) – I do hope they visit and get as much enjoyment out of it as I just did.
Oh dear, I have to go and cook tea now!!!!
Irish
Ok BB … Well first thing is I think Im a little too tall for your couch, my legs just wouldnt fit even when I curled up …..and I had the WEIRDEST dreams also ….. I was in Yankee Stadium, oh Wait … THAt makes it a NIGTMARE …lol… anyway Joe Torre was up to bat, and Frankenstein was pitching and abbott on First and Costello on second ….. OR was it Costello on First? Wait , Im on First, your on second, wait …. hmmmmm….... lol….anyway SCARY SCARY, whatever you got in that lamp, well it does the strangest things. I woke up, hit that EASY button, click my heels three times and was back in JERSEY ….. as cozy as the Sanctuary is , Gonna need to get ya a new sofa for us taller people …lol..but much thanks for letting me crash .. your the best!
Gotta run, get my tea and get the little one off to school …... have a good!!!!!
FRANKENSTEIN PITCHING???? Hee Hee At least he was the best Yankee I saw so far….LMAO!
billyboy replied
Millie, who the hell needs Abbott & Costello… you are a total scream! I knew that chocolate pumping through your aorta would do the trick. Nice to have ya back amoungst the living even if you are having severe nightmares!
And by the way, you DID fit into my couch totally stretched out… cause when you’re a Red Sox fan, you shrink. Or is that stink?
...LMFAO!!
Hugs to you Millie, & have a good yourself!!!
Irish
TODAY’s CHUCKLE
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a
> question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
> attorney called his first
> witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the
> stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do
you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do
> know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you
> were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on
> your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about
> them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot
when you haven’t the brains to
> realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a
> two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
> The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
> he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones,
do you know the defense attorney?’
> She again replied, ’ Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.
> Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build
a normal relationship with anyone, and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not
to mention he cheated on his wife with three different
women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
> The judge asked both counselors to approach the
> bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
> ‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
> I’ll send you both to the electric chair.’
>
billyboy
Now THIS is really cool.
Just got a package today. It was already kind of mysterious cause it had holes in it, like something was supposed to be able to breathe or something… and it was heavier than anything I’d ever had sent to me before that needed to breathe… So I checked out the return address and saw that it came from TAS. Could that be Tasmania??? I’d never gotten anything sent to me from Tasmania before, and especially nothing that had to breathe… and growl! Yeah, started growling when I picked the package up and started shaking it!! So I thought, OK then, stop shaking it… and I put the package down gently on my couch (jeeze, when I think of all the c razy stuff that couch has seen over the past month or so)…
… Then all of a sudden, there was growling and munching… and chewing… and before I could say “What da F…”, the package burst open and there, standing on the cushion on all fours, staring me down and baring a set of teeth that sent a chill down my spine… was the cutest f’ing little Tassie Devil I have EVER seen!
Yeah, like he was gonna scare me into giving him some chocolate!? Like first of all, I discovered right away that he only growls when you squeeze his cute little tummie… and believe me, I’ve already done that so many times I think he’s gonna be sick and puke up some Tassie bile all over my white cushions. And I can also tell ya his growl is LOTS worse than his bite cause those teeth are actually made of felt!
So we’ve totally bonded and his name is Muffie and we like doing stuff like growling together in front of the camera…
He comes from someone very special who lives in Taz, and she raised him with love and taught him how to growl when you squeeze his silly tummy, and now he has travelled half-way round the world to be my friend. And he will be properly and lovingly fed and cared for as long as I’m alive.
Thanks Babe, Muffie SO rocks!! XO!
Rhana Griffin
DIAPHRAGM MUFFIE!
Damnit BB, we practised and practised and practised that growl together, did all the diaphragm excercises and everything… I thought he had it down pat… perhaps he needs a little chocolate to replenish his energy after his long journey?
Oh who am I kidding? Little Muffie is growl challenged… don’t hold it against him though, I accept full responsibility as his mentor. I find it hard to growl too ;) I’m so happy he made it to you safely, no Sanctuary that has bats and rats in residence would be complete without a little devil =) He looks very happy sitting there in the palm of your hand… and don’t forget to rub his tummy every now and then, he likes that.
XX
billyboy replied
Hey Rhana! I don`t akshally think little Muffie is growl challenged at all… you should have heard him first thing this morning (5 AM!!) when he wanted breakfast. And you never told me what to feed him. SO, I make my way down to the kitchen with Muffie growling at me from upstairs and the cats wailing at me downstairs, and went straight for the cat food. You should have SEEN the expression on Scratch & Pepsi`s faces when I took a bowl of THEIR food UPSTAIRS… normally they`re like really vocal when they`re about to get fed, but this morning they were totally in a stunned silence. HA!
Anyway, Muffie lapped the stuff up. OK, it`s for “senior” cats so I`ll have to get him some kitten stuff this weekend… after all he`s a growing Tassie and needs his little vitamines. Oh SHIT… I`m at work and just realized I forgot to feed the f`ing CATS!!!!
billyboy replied
PS… don`t worry about the tummy rub thing. His tummy fur`s practically rubbed off already… and you should hear him purr when he`s well fed and tummy rubbed!
Irish
Morning to you both BB andMr Muffin …lol …. ok BB ….. think your inhaling too many of the grapefumes ….MILLIE ..... got a kiss from Lee Mazzilli when she was 10 and that was the START of the METS ( NOT RED SOCKS) loyalty… that was also the beginning of my crushes on mostly all Italian Latino Men ….Eric Estrada, Scott Baio, Al Pacino, the list goes on…
NAYLOR is the SOX fan!
You gottta keep your women straight !!!!!!
Soooooooo being the kind soul that I am and considering I forgot my belgium Chocolates and left them on the couch …here is a little addition for th SANCTUARY, because I KNOW you willl want to hang this up , hee hee …
OH SHOOT …why cant I PASTE pics in here …... oh well it was a pic of My LEE MAZZILLI, when he was a MET NOT when he was a YANKEE …Big difference!!!!
Anyway, gotta get some tea and wake up! Dont be too MUCH of a DEVIL today!
billyboy replied
Jeeze Millie… Mets, Sox… what`s the diff? But I can`t imagine how guys like your Lee Mazilli could defect from one side to the other… and even Ralph Houk who managed the great Yankee team with Mantle and Maris went on to do the Red Sox in the 80`s… amazing. At least we agree that Pacino rocks!
Anyway, yes, in the future I will try to keep my women straight… and ya never know… just might ring your doorbell when I hit 70!
Irish
CHUCKLE FOR THE DAY!!!!!
Subject: Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelch air. He had no ar ms or legs
The old woman said, “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you…you have no legs ..”
The old man smiled, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
She snorted. “You don’t have any arms either!” Again, the old man smiled, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, “Are you still good in bed???”
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, “Rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
clarkey
Oh dear, I don’t know who or what to laugh at first, last or in between – this is hilarious. And I am NOT going to show hubby the rest of these – he’s had enough laughs for the day (my driving, to be precise). Glad to meet Muffie – Bill, are you sure you can cope with two jealous cats and a demanding baby Devil? I think your chocolate transfusion machine is going to be working flat out every day, there’ll be none left for anyone else. Who’s going to feed Muffie Wednesday nights? Oh dear, tonight’s dreams are going to be unbelievable.
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie! Thanks for dropping by and diggin’ the Muff!! No probs with jealous cats… hey, the Tassie had to have lunch today, didn`t he? I think Scratch should be about half-way through his digestive system by now. Cat food wasn`t enough… he needed the CAT! Wednesday night feeding? We just might have to get another cat!!!
Irish
When Im 70 I will be jumping out of planes and traveling the world, wont HAVE a doorbell, at least thats the plan!!!!!!! Why cant I paste pics in here …. its ruinin all my FUN … ):
billyboy replied
Well Millie, looks like your pasting worked… must have been some kind of delayed reaction or something.
At least you now seem to be able to see the Mets’ players the way most of us do. Thanks for sharing your bared soul with us…
clarkey
I feel for Scratch, – I wonder how many claw marks Muffie has to show for how hard he had to work? You could try importing more rats, he might find them less of a problem than Cats! You can’t feed him Cats – they are too majestic to be consigned to such a fate, even though Devils are on the brink of extinction. Besides being easier to catch, if you feed him rats, you are doing the world a major health favour.
BTW: Did you know there is a group called RatCat – saw the tail end of a video on one the music channels the other night?
Birgitta
Hey….that’s a happenin’ little place! I like the cool tone of the wall..
Christmas lights..electric guitar…how can you go wrong with that?!!
heh…love it.
billyboy replied
Hey Birgitta! I was really hoping you’d manage to scroll to the end of this silly post and say hi. In fact, I CAN go wrong with that. It’s so cozy I never feel like leaving!
You up for chilling with an espresso while I try to clean up the graffiti around here?
Thanks for dropping in, and stop by any time you feel like a quick chat!
XO
Irish
LMFAO!!!!! OK that WAS pretty funny!
HOPEFULLY, after the POPE having to come ALL THE WAY from ROME, just to say a MASS for them, HOPEFULLY those Yankees will start winning..hee hee!
billyboy replied
Hey Millie! All joking aside, you`re lucky that getting a kiss from that guy didn`t land you in rehab. I also think he looks pretty cool with the beard and granny glasses…
Now could you please get a sponge and start cleaning up your graffiti?!
clarkey
Not bad . . . not baaaaaad at all, I wish I followed the sport then I could make a des/con-structive criticism of the “artwork”. May the best Men win!
This post must be close to the most visisted and commented on, Bill, and it’s evolving in a fantastic way! Looking forward to seeing how it goes.
billyboy replied
Jannie, no need to follow the sport. Suffice to say the Pope chose Yankee Stadium to address the American people… I don`t even know where the Mets are playing these days…
As for the artwork, don`t you think Millie did a fine job on those pics? Couldn`t have done better myself!!
clarkey
I think the artist needs to brush up on their penmanship just a weeeeee bit. I enjoyed it, though!
Irish
Eyes lit up
Q: How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!
Yankee Stamps
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them …people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
Steinbrenner is lying?
Q: How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying?
A: His lips are moving!
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill For a bit of hanky panky Jill
came back With a very sore crack Jack must have been a Yankee
Yankee Crack
Did you hear about Yankee stadium falling apart?
A huge beam fell through the deteriorating roof.
In fact, this was the first time the Yankees have had a problem with crack without it resulting in the suspension of a player.
LMFAO …. THATS what ya get for writing on my guy’s face! (;
billyboy replied
See what happens when you trash the Yanks? Silly girl, You’re lucky my mom’s down in Florida… !!
funkymom
Momma Funk
Hey guys, easy with remarks about the Yankees. I’m a Yankee fan from way way back. Surprised you didn’t I Billy! Love you.
billyboy replied
Don’t worry Mom, that’s just Millie ‘Jersey Girl’ from Jersey City being a loyal METS fan (damn… said the ‘M’ word!) She’s only getting even with me for trashing her puppy love… it’s a long story, I’ll fill you in when I call ya tomorrow…
Over here, it’s your birthday in 45 mins… so HAPPY BRITHDAY !!
PS: If you know any good METS jokes, lemme know!
billyboy
OK, here’s something completely different, and NOT related to baseball!
I was lucky enough to have my scanner go south on Sunday… so just like when my PC did the same, I got the chance to upgrade… it’s an Epson V500, which is basically a flatbed, but also does negatives in 35mm and medium format (think I’ll stick to my neg scanner for that stuff, but interesting the Epson can handle them). Anyway, here’s a pic of the mean machine, which they made as a special limited BillyBoy addition that will one day become a collectors item and be worth thousands of bucks!!
And to show you how amazing it works, here’s a faded pic of me and Mel in ‘82, the year she was born…
This machine is a bomb, and a bargain at 220 Euros!
Now I wonder what would happen if I sat on it… ?
peterhoenderdos
looks like a mans place. Great fun.
so your’e a american musician in brussel. home of the good food.
Just like a band calles Tuxedomoon. I think they we’re based in brussel too. back in the 80’s
billyboy replied
Peter, thanks for dropping by! It’s late and I’m off to bed, but I’ll Google Tuxedomoon tomorrow… I’ve heard of them, but it was a while back!!
Stop by any time… there’s always cold Belgian beer in the fridge of a man’s place! Having said that, I’m firmly in touch with my woman side, so there’s a shiltload of chocolate too…
billyboy replied
Hey Peter, I checked out Tuxedomoon… thought we might have actually recorded them in the early 90`s as they were indeed based in Brussels, but I was wrong. Don`t know their music… have you heard any recent stuff? It seems they`ve got a new album out…
Rhana Griffin
OUCH!
...........ouch! ouch!
............................ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! DAMNIT!!!!!
thats me biting my tongue trying to keep from spewing forth all the many cheeky comments that BEG to be said after viewing that photo
Nice scanner ;)
billyboy replied
OK Rhana, spit it out… what`s wrong? Is it my haircut (hey, it was the 80`s and could have been LOTS worse)... or the mustache? WHAT? You can`t just say you`ve got many cheeky comments and leave me hangin’... you haven`t even noticed my invisible watch… it`s the very first of its kind… so could you please put me out of my misery?!
clarkey
Gorgeous, Bill, you even manage to look decent, too. Howq old was Mel when that photo was taken?
That scanner is pretty fantastic looking, love the enhancements. If you sit on it, though, that edition won’t be worth a cent.
billyboy replied
Don`t know how old she was there… couple of minutes by the looks of it…
Oh, and I wouldn`t necessarily say that Jannie… depends on how the scan comes out!
peterhoenderdos
Sorry lost track of them. My musical choices came under fire after I married
Irish
Ok ..... BB I am now sending you all my YANKEE insults via email, from now on.
OHHHHH and thats NoT your Mom, your an idiot …lmao!!!!
The Scanner is pretty awesome, I LOVE THE CHROME BB letters, and I like Rhana have some VERY ….... what was the word CHEEKY comments about the pic …lol….but I will be nice and say NADA! HAVE A VERY PLEASANT DAY!
See how BORING it is NOT busting your chops!!!! (((;
billyboy replied
Good call doing the Yankee insults by email… so my mom doesn`t have to come up there and bust YOUR chops and chuck you off the Skyway Bridge!
And that so IS my mom… I know cause she calls me Billy, and she loves me. So THERE!!
So ya got cheeky comments too? You can put those on email as well so I can get all of my insults in the same place… unless you`re chicken… have a very pleasant day yourself!
Irish
ME CHICKEN? HA .... Im ALOT of things BB …. BUT CHICKEN aint one of them! And you cant chuck me off the Palaski because thats my Old neighborhood I know where to land….lol!
billyboy replied
Millie, I’m afraid no cheeky comments = chicken.
Good news is I spoke to my mom and she thinks you’re cute so she won’t be throwing you off the bridge after all… providing you stop saying nasty things about her team!!
Irish
You do know thats a BABY in your arm, NOT a football your getting ready to HIKE right?
billyboy replied
I don’t know if cheeky is quite how I’d describe that comment. Tell you what… Mel’s closer to you so SHE can chuck you off the bridge!
Irish
Dont get me STarted, i DONT THINK THE FOLKS ON rb COULD HANDLE my cHEEKY COMMENTS, IF my little ole yankee comments caused a stir….lol
Barbara Sparhawk
Dear BB. Okay, it took me three days to scroll down this page with your fans, stopping to read the rampant joy, and now I’m at the bottom of the mile long work and can no longer remember what Sanctuary looked like. Oh yes, twinkly lights, window, bat and rat on ceiling, white couch, the classicist Homer next to your machine, a fine photo of cake, lava lamp talk, Japanese lanterns, window, earphones, crush proof ciggys, hysterical who’s on first update, some wash of blue to the room mayabe heading to purples. Great romp, this page. You inhabit a nice kind of insanity and wear it well. I really like these sojourns into the private lives of posting RB’s because they’re so telling about the character behind the screen. You’re no exception, it’s a delightful place and I can imagine the hand-rubbing glee that begins when you walk through the doors (where are the doors?) into this most private of private places where man and brain and heart connect, where displayed before the creator’s eyes on an electric screen are the fine works JUST done, and that thrill that hits every 21st Century participant when ADD or SEND buttons are bonged and the brain is irresistably electrified with the knowledge: OH MY GOD I’VE GONE GLOBAL. We live in extraordinary times, and I know it’s bringing out the best in us all. Your work has a wonderful clarity, the uniqueness of an explorer, and colors that thrill. Thanks for the visit.
billyboy replied
Hey Barbara! I think you’re the first who’s stopped to read this silliness and made it all the way to the bottom, and your notion that I wear the nice kind of insanity I inhabit well will always remain one of the coolest things anyone’s ever said about me. Thanks for the smile!
The door? It’s to the left of me when i sit at the desk, and of course it’s blue and it has a story. This used to be Melanie’s room when she was a teenager, and she got really pissed off one day and kicked a hole in it (or… I got pissed off at her and kicked a hole in it… can’t remember exactly…) Anyway, the door being originally white, needed a coat of blue after we painted the room. So I got a piece of blue self-sticking plastic shelf paper, covered the door with it, and using a hair drier shrunk stretched the plastic film over the hole so there’s not even a ripple. It looks good, but if I look closely, there’s just enough of an indent to remind me of the rollercoaster ride. Life goes on, wounds heal. She’s amazing and I’m enjoying the room that holds a part of her soul. Thanks for coming in and digging the vibe. You’re amazing yourself!
And Beethoven sounds great through those headphones, so pop in whenever you feel like drowning yourself in music or chocolate… or beer!
Irish
TGIF …...... Billy Boy! ((((((;
Irish
TGIF …...... Billy Boy! ((((((;
lareejc
wow! I just read most of your comments on this and I am so exhausted I keep dozing off! This is a wonderful idea. My daughter and her 2 1/2 year old son just moved into our 2 spare rooms this last weekend – but when (and IF) they move out I will start my own sanctuary too! Your cute white couch does look comfy – especially now that I wish I could go home and take a nap. I tried finding your refrigerator – I could use something to drink now….
billyboy replied
Laree, that was so cool of you to drop by and suffer through the silliness. The trick of changing rooms is to make your sanctuary so totally wacko that nobody else would want to take it from you. When Melanie moved back home to save money, she saw what I’d done and went for the guest room… sounds like you’re following the same pattern in your house.
A fridge? There’s not much room… but I could get one of those desk fridges with just enough room for two cans of beer and a 500 g box of pralines. Just got to remember to take the chocs out an hour before you visit again! Cheers for the idea!!
lareejc
I can do that! I can make my sanctuary my ‘poetry, photography, crocheting’. Just imagine what I could do with all that?? Hmmm – getting some ideas right now! Hey – I’ll help with the cost of the desk frig – I don’t drink beer so how about one bottle of beer and one bottle of wine?? and ofcoarse all the chocolate it will hold!!!
billyboy replied
Might have to get the next size up, but it’s doable. Leave it to me…!
Rose Moxon
Im here for the chocolates….
billyboy replied
Jeeze Rose, you gotta give me a couple of minutes… the shops aren`t even open yet. I should have bought them yesterday since I knew your cellar pic was gonna be good. If you don`t mind hanging around for a bit I got a Tassie Devil that will dance for you… just squeeze his tummie and promise him a praline and he`ll do anything you ask.
Cheers for the visit!
Rose Moxon
i do anything for a praline too.
billyboy replied
Rose, your night is still young… How many you want? let`s do dinner?
Mechellerene
Nice! What great atmosphere! Like most everyone else who posted, my space is a mess most of the time with all the paint, etc. I do like things neat and orderly, though, so when I can’t take it anymore I’ll clean it up and send on a pic! But I may have to ship myself down to the basement very soon because I’m growing out of my little nook.
You play guitar? You’re in a band? Cool. I’ve been playing keyboards (Motif 8- what a toy!) and Irish Whistles for years. I’m trying to teach myself rythm guitar, and I play a really hack bass. I also sing! Maybe I’ll send you a link if you promise not to laugh. :)
Cheers!
Mechellerene
Brother, where’s the choc and beer you promised?
billyboy replied
Hey Mechelle, thanks for the visit! First of all, you should post a picture BEFORE you clean it up as I think most here would relate better to that. And cellars are cool. When I was a kid in NJ, I had my laboratory down there… so it was my sanctuary in my chemistry years before I got corrupted by art and rock music. Now I just keep a layer of my native earth in the cellar and the coffin gives me added comfort when needed!
Don`t know the Motif 8, but could be something cool to have in the studio where I work so I`ll Google it… check out the link if you want to get blown away by our backline. We`ve got over 500 effects pedals!!
Rhythm guitar? I know more girls that play bass than guitar which is kind of odd as the necks normally require bigger hands… I could never get the hang of 6 strings so I thought I`d better not waste time learning guitar. Have only ever played bass, but when bass kicks butt with drums, there`s nothing cooler IMO!
And yes, I PROMISE not to laugh, so link away!!
Thanks again for stopping by… and I think my Tasmanian Devil might have drunk the beer, but the chocs should have been there. I`ll check it out and replenish if I can`t find them… hope to see you again soon!!
billyboy replied
BTW, in case you check out the studio link, just move the faders up to get the listings and pictures… did most of the pix myself, natch!!
clarkey
I probably ate the cohcolate while visiting and talking with Muffie and Bat last night. My apologies to any and all who missed out. I’ll replace them tonight! I wondered why Muffie was a bit wobbly – now I know!
billyboy replied
Jan! I thought I heard someone talking with Muffie last night… how`d you actually make him purr? It`s not like I mind you eating the chocs. It`s my own fault for not leaving enough around for everyone… so leave it with me and I`ll order another truck load. As for the beer, I`ll cover that issue with Muffie. Looks like rehab`s in his future… an’ he say No, No No…
You hadn`t been by in 2 weeks… that`s too long. We missed ya!!
clarkey
I told Muffie to be good or you would deport him, back to where he had to catch his own tucker! Then, I brought out my special cat brush and told him to stay still, he would like what was coming! . . . He did, and did. I’ll have to him about his drinking habit sometime in the next few days.
I apologise about the choccies – once we started talking, he wouldn’t let me go! Alos, my apologies for my absence, been busy with things, not creatures.
I checked out the link a while back and found the instructions quite easy to follow. I also saw the credits – they’re pretty cool pics, Bill.
billyboy replied
Wow, he liked the cat brush? We`ve got one of those… why didn`t I think of it before? But now he`s gonna be humping my leg every day to get brushed. Think I`ll tell him every day he goes without beer, I`ll brush him before he goes to bed… thus avoiding rehab. See how things work out when you`ve got friends with good advice? Cheers Jan! Take all the chocs ya want!!
clarkey
Advice is free – you’re welcome to it, too -, service costs . . . mega lots of BB choccies. You better make sure he doesn’t take a fancy to them, too! He’ll eat them BEFORE I get there to get him talking, thus diverting his attention. Apologies for any typos I miss – I have a new desk ornament which has shifted herself to one of my arms, after trying out her typing skills – she’s got lots to learn! Typing one handed is pretty bloody awkward when you don’t know how tio do it!
billyboy replied
Cheers Jan, and part of that truck load is for you. If Muffie tries to rip any off I`ll gently but firmly smack his silly snout!
And if your new desk ornament wants to visit, I`ll see about getting in some fresh milk… hey, I wonder how she and Muffie would get on? By the way, have you seen our Siamese recently?
Mechellerene
Cool, brother! I’ll check out the link today. Bass players and drummers are my favorite people in the world. I have large, gangley (sp?) hands and looon fingers, so bass is no problem for me. (that sounded like waay too much information, lol!). I listen to a lot of old U2, when Adam Clayon could hardly play and that gives me inspiration, lol. What, it took him unitl 2000, and they were world famous icons, before he could really slam. :)
I’m going to drool over the effects pedals, but the Motiff has such a range as well for a keyboards player that I need to take a college class to truly get to it’s real worth, lol.
Have a marvelous day. It’s sunny and beautiful here in the nations capital.
billyboy replied
Great you`re having nice weather. This is in fact coincidentally the week where they let us have nice weather in Belgium, so we`re lapping it up enough to last the other 51…
I`ll BM you later tonite after band practice having checked out the Motif 8… and I`ll also let you know what I think about Adam Clayton! He actually does his job well holding down the solid low end that has a lot to do with U2`s vibe… I just don`t know if I`d pay the prices they ask to go see them.
Hope you dig the studio site… till L8R!!
Mechellerene
I took my husband to see them on his 40th birthday, in DC. We were right on the elipse. It was AWESOME! The last time I had seen them live was the Joshua Tour in 87. I know a lot of people are sick of them and have “Bono-fatigue”, but I have to say that their music stands the test of time for me, personally.
And Adam, imho, has really gone through quite the transformation, from what I’ve read and heard. But I love the old stuff a lot. Looking forward to hearing from you and having a “discuss”. Do you get SNL in Belgium. Oh, btw. I am loving the color of the walls in your sanctuary!!
This is officially the end of my U2 rant in the Sanctuary. :)
clarkey
Thanks for the chocolate, Bill. I won’t let Muffie eat any chocolate, it’s probably as bad for his digestion as it is for dogs. If he does, I’ll tell him he won’t get a brushing from me!
My new desk ornament is a wee bit young to come for a visit yet – she hasn’t learnt to do what she’s told or that discretion is sometimes the safest option. I think when she gets a little older and wiser, she and Muffie will get on very well. I’ll have to word him up on the implusive havits of young, curious felines.
Unfortunately, no, I haven’t seen any Siamese lately – which one are you missing? Hope he turns up, safe and well.
billyboy replied
Jannie, I think this needs to be addressed to you, seeing as how I know that it was you who sent Kat to me out of massive thought and kindness… but like my pet Muffie, there are certain aspects of behavioral training that were obviously skipped over in the rush to get him down to the post office. It was way cute and very dexterous the way he jumped all the way to the top of the telly (seems Kats like to be high up)... but after that it just went south. Again, I didn’t hesitate to get a snap as I figured you’d need proof. Well, here ‘tis…
I can only say the entertainment value of my sanctuary just went through the roof… I could watch this little guy having a ball all night. A very deep thanks to you for sending me such a treasure. And a sexual deviant one at that!!
Rhana Griffin
Oh NO BB!!! You been letting Muffie drink BEER? No wonder you can’t find your siamese… didn’t you know that it is common for young aussie larrikans to be in the habit of chasing pussy….cats… when they have a skinful of the brew?
Vodka BB….. VODKA! Then Muffie will just get happy, dance on a few tables and pass out. =))
billyboy replied
Rhana, this needs to be brought to your attention… if you haven’t followed the thread thus far, you’ll be interested to find out the results of my VODKA experiment with Muffie. I went with your take on beer making Tassie Devils chase cats… but what you didn’t tell me was that vodka makes them hump Kats…
It’s OK. It’s not the first time somethin’s been humpin in my sanctuary, but this guy doesn’t know when to stop! And does he not know that Kat’s a male? Or maybe he doesn’t give a toss?? Having said that, judging by the look on Kat’s puss, the feeling is totally mutual.
Maybe I should just turn out the lights and tiptoe outa here and go to bed…
billyboy
All this is fine, but jeeze did I get a surprise tonight!
It was a tough day at work and didn’t get home till about 9:30… you know how you can get a bit depressed when your RB time is deeply cut into by forces outside your control…
So up I trundled into my sanctuary, head hung low, when i heard what I could have sworn was a Kat (yes, Kat!) meowing from within. I switched on the lights (that would be the fairy lights, the blue neon clock, the Duff Beer sign, the lava lamp, the grapes AND, unusually, the overhead string of halogen spots which i normally only put on when I’m feeling vain and want to see my pictures on the walls)... to find sitting on my beloved couch… a Kat. And wow, was it Kool! It was brass with all kinds of amazing tones with a curving spine and tail and a highly polished head with the cutest whiskers that bobs up and down and even sideways when he’s happy. He’s a male (he told me so before I had to LOOK), and his name, surprisingly, is Kat.
I wasted NO time snapping a pic…
I think he’s already had a good look round before I got home cause he seemed to know where everything was… but it was also evident that someone else knew where HE was…
I really hate to think what’s gonna happen next cause things tend to get weird in this place, especially when creatures from places like Tasmania and Oz check in… let’s hope Tassie Devils and Kats get along… they’re both males and the last thing I want is the two of them marking their territory…
clarkey
Oh dear, Billy, I don’t know quite what to say . . . I’m flabbergasted. . . . and mortified, too! I was assured, by Kat, that Kat was Female. I went through a list of Dos and Donts, several times, and she promised to behave! Did you post those Rules of Conduct in your Sanctuary for all to see? It would seem you forgot. I am pleased to see he/she got there safely, though.
I think I was deceived, by whom or what, I’m not sure, but . . . pussies are known to be deceptive at times. You may need to get a new cover for your pristine white couch, if this continues. Tiptoeing off to bed may be a good idea – they may give you ideas!
I think that tee shirt should read “Miami Beach Zoo”! Your Sanctuary is certainly beginning to resemble one. LOL :-)) ((((Hugs)))) for all the residents – hope they stay healthy and have fun.
billyboy replied
Jannie, fun is never a problem here. That shirt is actually a pillow that we got for the cats, but I thought it looked cool so it`s temporarily confiscated!
Yeah, you wre decieved… or I was… I`m at work now, but when I get home, we`re gonna check properly instead of taking his/her word for it. Hope the place isn`t full of used condoms and ciggy butts…!!
clarkey
Oh dear, oh dear, what have you got yourself into, billy. Where did you put the pillow – I still think it should say “Zoo”!
You might have a bit of cleaning to do . . . maybe you should have seperated them before leaving for work – you don’t know what sort of disarray you’re going to find upon your return!
I can’t stop laughing – Misty already thinks she’s living with fruitcakes and she hasn’t been here a week yet!
onefourseven
Damn it! Just wore my scroll wheel out!!!
billyboy replied
I find it best to just hit Page Down and keep your finger on it while you`re slurping an espresso!!
Rhana Griffin
Oh….
Dear…..
BB, you can be assured I sure as hell didn’t teach Muffie THAT!!!
Kat and Muffie sure do look like they are having a hell of a time together though don’t they? I say leave ‘em be… let them have their fun together. What two consenting Sanctuary inhabitants do in their own time is no-one elses business…
Now… if they start at it on the kitchen table in front of company well… maybe you should think about pulling their chains a little ;)
billyboy replied
Rhana, Queen of Snow and descendant of the elite, thank you SO much for the idea…
We`re gonna have our first barbecue of the season next weekend and were wondering what to provide for entertainment. How many people (outside of RB) have actually seen a Kat and a Tassie Devil shagging? Now THAT`s entertainment!!
Mechellerene
Are you waxing “operaetic” (sp?) today? All the middle-aged ladies I know swoooooon over those guys (if it’s the dudes I’m thinking they are).
billyboy replied
Yeah Mechelle… and I think a lot of middle-aged guys too? I believe one or two of `em might be gay, but I`ll check it out (without getting TOO close) and let you know!
They`re arriving over tonight (Sunday) and tomorrow and they`ll be here for about 2 months using 2 of our 4 studios. So it`s a big gig and we don`t really care whether they`re straight or bent!!
Mechellerene
I’m not an IL Devo fan. Too syrupy for me. I like a harder edge, and guys with a bit of grit around the seams. But you be real nice to them!!! They are good for the economy, LOLOLOLOL.
billyboy replied
Jeeze, where`d all the chocolate go???
Monday`s a holiday so there won`t be a truck till Tuesday. Tell ya what… I`ll confiscate Muffie`s share so there will be some around if you come back. He can always munch on a Siamese or something…
clarkey
Now, now, Billy, leave the poor creatures to their own devices – no need to parade their uniqueness for all the world to see!
Mr Bat and I shared some chocolate again – maybe we ate more than we realised. It’s sooooo yummy, it’s easy to get lost in the sheer pleasure!
billyboy replied
Ya know Jan, I think you`re right… when I look at those pictures and see the orgasmic pleasure on their faces, I think the love deserves to develop and flourish on its own. Far be it for me or any other mortal to come between their passion, so I will give them all the privacy they need. In fact, I don`t have a choice at the mo cause they found the damn key and locked me out of my own sanctuary (I`m writing this from the studio). When I get home, if it`s still locked I`m breaking down the door… I`ll just widen the hole that Melanie kicked in with her teen hormones.
Hope I got the right kind of vacuum cleaner to suck up used condoms cause I`m not gonna touch any of those puppies with my bare hands… and thanks to you, it better be good at sucking up chocolate bat sick too!!
Rhana Griffin
IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE A SUGGESTION !!!!!!!!
Although… that being said (insert mischievious grin here) I’m sure the looks on your guests faces would be priceless… Be sure to have your camera handy BB ;)
billyboy replied
Rhana, you`re right. Forget their freedom of passion. Now if I could just borrow your great great great grandma`s lip stud chain, I`ll chain `em to the picnic table… that`ll teach them to snitch my keys…on with the show!!
clarkey
Can you imagine Bill WITHOUT a camera in his hand, Rhana? It’s almost inconceivable!
clarkey
Oh deary me, . . . to be a fly on the wall at this barbeque!!!! No sane person, or creature, gives chocolate back, most especially NOT that divine seduction you stock in that hidey-hole!
JohnScott
dude, this is so clean, you must be a virgo, lol. great shot, looks too big and spacious for me.
JohnScott
love that amp, cameloud special
billyboy replied
Hey John, so cool you found my sanctuary and that you were patient enough to scroll down to the bottom! That Camel amp actually sounds pretty wicked with guitar with lots of crunch, though I can`t really use it on bass. For that I have my Hartke stack at the practice place and a small Beringer combo here. Not the coolest thing I know, but I only listen through headphones through a drum machine, so it`s not critical. The Harke kicks serious butt live!!
Congrats on your new Marshall/PRS setup… should give you a lifetime of pleasure… and come back any time you feel like a chat. If I`m not there, help yourself to a beer and don`t mind all the strange animals having sex… I`m never gone for very long!
Also, you`re the third person to favorite this which I think is really cool, so thanks for that!!
clarkey
Hey Billy, when did you change the description of this wonderful place? I like this version, too!
billyboy replied
Hi Jannie, nice of you to drop by!!
Did the description change? Is there something going on I don`t know about?? You got my curiosity going, so PLEASE let me know what you mean! Far as I know, the description is, and always has been simply my “sanctuary”, sometimes with caps, sometimes not. Nothing`s changed as far as I know (?)
Although some will think it`s a zoo with all the animal sex & stuff…
And I`ll get back to you in any case this evening with a goss update, although it`s boring… maybe once we put the sheep in, their true nature will break through…!
JohnScott
mate you should live on a farm for a while, nature’s always banging away, animals, birds eggs start appearing. All this city living disconnected me for a while, soon as I hit the bush it’s one big orgy. no idea. lol
billyboy replied
John, living at our place IS like living on a farm. Though I have yet to see what comes of stuffed Tasmanian Devils and brass Kats having sex… something to look forward to in my golden years!!
As to your BM, I don’t actually sleep in my sanctuary, it’s just a room in our house… but i probably spend more time here than anywhere else so you could say I live here. Send the food money anyway… I always need to top up the chocolates!
Naylor
DAMN late once again for the party!!!
I heard the word orgy .. I swear I did!!!!!! lol
billyboy replied
Celena, I’m off to bed now (2 AM!), so as you know, the party’s just starting!
How deep you wanna go?
caseycastille
I LOVE THIS, I LOVE THIS, I LOVE THIS! I love seeing where and how people work.
billyboy replied
Hey Case! I somehow knew you’d find this place without being prompted, but just wanted to make sure… Thppppt! : ) accepted!
Your friendship means lots to me and I hope you’ll stop by now and again when you feel like a bit of silliness and therapy… I’ve removed a couple of bottles of Stella from my fridge to make room for some Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Peppers, and I’m almost finished working on a mod to my grape lamp that emits vaporized cortisol when you switch it on, so you should be comfy. If I’m not here you can practice your bedside pushups next to my couch… and don’t let the weird animals stress you out… they’re all a bunch of sweeties and I’ve told them to be nice. You OK wi’ dat??
Take care & hope to see ya soon!
clarkey
The title hasn’t changed, but, when I read the description (on the right), it seemed to read differently to what I’ve read there before?? I think somehwere along the line, I suggested a Zoo; maybe I only thought about suggesting it Sometimes, I’m so tired tired, I can’t tell the difference between thought/fantasy and fact/reality!
Do you mean to say you’ve run out of chocolate, AGAIN? Billyboy, you’re slipping BIGTIME! ~Your reputation as a Host (with the best) will suffer. :-))
billyboy replied
Jannie, you DID suggest this place was a zoo… right after you saw Muffie shagging your Kat (I think they’ve actually fallen in love since), and you are right. You may replace Sanctuary with Zoo any time you like and I will totally understand.
And yes, I have run out of chocolate AGAIN... you have to realize the ingredients of those AK’s don’t just happen… hopefully with Mr. Scott’s contribution you’ll continue to be well served. How’s THAT for being a good Host?!
Keeli
Hi BillyBoy, thank you for inviting me to your sanctuary! What a wonderfully creative place! I look forward to visiting often ;-)
billyboy replied
Keeli, I hope all this madness hasn’t put you off cause I really would like you to visit as often as you feel like… just let me know if there’s anything special you want me to get in. Belgian waffles? They’re totally awesome with chocolate syrup. And as your avatar is a coffee bean, I’ve got a new Lavazza espresso machine on order that should be here in a day or so. I’m hoping you can tell me what brand coffee you think would do it justice… actually, can I ask you why your avatar is a coffee bean? Just curious.
Thanks for stopping by!
clarkey
Okay, I’ve had a day to catch up with myself.
I thought the pillow should say “Zoo”. Maybe this should become”Sanctuaire de Ménage et Peuple”.
Are you talking about Mr Scott from the Enterprise? Regardless, that’s being a super dooper Host with the Best. I guess I’ll have to stop vhatting with Mr Bat for so long on so many topics – cut my visits short. :-(( Or, alternatively, i could always bring my own with me! Mr Bat might enjoy sampling the delights of Downunder!?
_(In a very plaintive tone:) You don’t happen to have Hot Chocolate on tap to couinteract the bitter cold down here, do you???? Pleeeeease!
billyboy replied
Jannie, you are SO in luck! My new espresso machine will have a hot chocolate option… you’ll have to give me a bit of time to figure out how it works. I think you can even set it to wake you up. Don’t know how that’s gonna work what with the time zones and everything… maybe I can switch it on when I go to bed so it should be all nice and hot for ya when you wake. Let’s see how it goes!
And buy the way, guess what? The POST OFFICE was open this morning… 3 to 8 days max!!
clarkey
Sorry for the (unfortunately usual) bad typing, BB. So cold, I not only can’t type, i can’t see, either!
clarkey
Mmmmmmm, I am so looking forward to that on my next visit with Mr Bat (and you, if you happen to be there at the time) – HOT chocolate and solid chocolate, what more can a woman ask for! Don’t worry about working out how to set it for wake-up – I have the other ½ here to do that (unfortunately). Except for week-ends when he lets me sleep until I decide it’s time to put in appearance, his idea of waking up time is uncivilised! The thought is much appreciated, though. So long as you work it out by next winter in your corner of the world, you’ll be able to drift into the Land of the Living to the aroma of rich, hot chocolate!
You are such a tease! Now, I’m sitting here on pins, most uncomfortable, I assure you! (ouch . . . ouch . . . oooooh, that smarts when I move. Ddamn it, even when I don’t move!)
billyboy replied
2 to 7 days max now… and counting!
Hope I didn’t make ya move!!
Keeli
Thank you for the welcome! My 2 favorite things are music and coffee . . . thought the coffee bean was a good representation of my Inner Bean! I have another avatar where the bean is playing a guitar!
billyboy replied
The coffee bean plays the guitar? What have I got to do to see that picture??!
I’ve been to your Myspace page and listened to some of your music. Your voice is gorgeous and I especially love the Irish vibe in This is Where I Am ... you play guitar on your songs too? Is yours also an Ovation like your friends?
My mom’s from Charlotte which I think is only about 25 mins from Mooresville. I’ve been through NC several times and find it an immensely beautiful state with lots of Indian heritage. Where does the Cherokee in you come from? I think the Catawba were also in that area… my mom had a friend in Charlotte who used to find relics like arrowheads and stuff and give them to me when I was a kid. I so treasured those things and still have them.
I think you actually need to come to Belgium if you want to taste amazing coffee… it’s good in other places, but here it just so rocks with the chocolate!
Hope to see ya back here soon!
clarkey
If you’re counting, what do you think I’m doing? Who else was going to make me move? Just ‘cause Misty climbs my legs before I get jeans on them has nothing to do with moving!!! :-)) And I have to move the check the letterbox, too! Waiting . . . waiting . . .
Mechellerene
Just dropped in to say that a certain package came to us yesterday. It was of no small insignificance!
It looks amazing with the black matting! I cannot wait to get it framed and put up in our foyer! My hubby loves it as well. He said, that the enlargement gives it a very soothing Rotho-esque, meditative feel. LOVE IT, brother!!!
billyboy replied
Mechelle, you are a diamond. Not only for buying a print of one of my favorite pics, but for letting me know how happy you are with it. That you would want one of my pictures hanging on your wall is the greatest complement I could ever wish for.
So before you split, help yourself to any chocs you find that haven`t been scoffed by Jan and her new friend Mr. Bat, and whatever you find in the fridge is yours so long as you leave at least one Dr. Pepper for Casey… the beer`s all yours, I`ll just top it up when I get home!
Thanks again, and hope to see you back soon!!
XO
clarkey
Oh Bill, you wound me deeply. Mr Bat and I don’t SCOFF the choccies, we savour them, and share our delight in your latest offering! Mr Bat admits that while he misses his normal repast of fruits, and sometines, insects of various kinds, your chocolates are mkaing the missing worthwhile.
He says he will have to go and find the usual in the near future as chocolates are not exactly what Mother nature made his digestion for! He’ll only be gone a day or two, he says. He loves your Sanctuary and all the many visitors who drop in and provide him with news, gossip and entertainment.
billyboy replied
Well I got news for you Jannie… Mr. Bat has been slightly bending the truth with you. As he is fully aware of how his digestive system works, he conned me into buying special chocolates with horsefly centers. SO, if you`ve been eating any of the ones with `Neuhaus’ stamped on them, you have been savouring Belgian chocolate coated horseflies. Having said that, horseflies are actually full of vitamins and proteins. Only trouble is they`re also full of germs, bacteria and viruses that bats actually get off on.
It`s not like I set out to deceive you, but as you were enjoying them so much I thought it would be wrong to tell you… seemed liike a good idea at the time, but as I do care very deeply about you, I thought you`d better be aware of what you`re scoffing. I mean, savouring…
Vomit bags are under the right cushion on the couch. If it`s too late, ask Muffie to lick it up. He loves the stuff!!!
PS: If you stick to the Wittamer pralines, you`ll be OK… unless Mr. Bat`s been tampering with them. He might think you actually LIKE horseflies by now!
PPS: 1, max 6!
clarkey
Well, it’s good to know that my instinct was working at full strength. As you know, it works at the oddest of times.
I picked up from Mr Bat that something was amiss with the ones he was eating, just not what, so i let him think I was eating them, but, I managed to find the Wittamer and gave them a very through going over – praline makes chocolate just so much more enjoyable.
Mr Bat finally caught me out and, under a bit of “gentle persuasion”, told me his version of the truth. I know about the proteins and vitamins but, I decided I didn’t need the nasties (they won’t go to well with all the other things I have to contend with). I thank you for confirming my suspicions, but, Mr Bat and I had sorted the situation out to our mutual satisfaction.. I think I should be the one apologizing for allowing you to believe I was eating Mr Bat’s special formula. I told him I was not partial to horseflies – they’re a little too large for such a diminutive soul as me!
I’m flattered by your concern and thank you for it – I’m a big girl now! Now, we will have to tell Mr Bat that playing both sides simply isn’t polite manners, Have you made up that Rules of Conduct list yet? Might be an idea to give it the highest priority.
PPS: Not today. Maybe tomorrow???
Have a great day, billyboy, mine’s just about done!
billyboy replied
Typical bat playing both sides. I hope the rat bites his toes off!
BTW, made the Rules of Conduct list, but Muffie ate it. Leave it to a Tassie Devil to scoff the lot!
clarkey
Send the Rules of Conduct down here and I’ll double laminate them – that’ll give him a belly ache and a half. Tassie Devils are a lot like goats in that they eat just about anything, the difference being that Devils have to fight for every mouthful, so, they’re rather more aggressive about it. :-))
AND, I’ll have you know, I NEVER scoff chocolate unless my BS is extremely low, then, it’s scoffed with great delicacy!
clarkey
21.05.2008; 1945:
Still counting . . .
billyboy replied
Oh Jan, you`ll have to try and forgive me for not getting back to you… I`ve been like so busy you wouldn`t believe!
Practice tonight, but may have time to drop you a line… just keep counting in the meantime…
clarkey
Time is flying so slowly . . .I might even get time to sleep with couting! :-)) Hope practice goes well. I wonder what dreams will show?
clarkey
Delivery!
billyboy replied
No WAY!
clarkey
Definitely, it’s sitting on my desk, under the monitor. He’s giving Misty lots of fun.
billyboy replied
Cool. Do we get a pic??
clarkey
Hmmmm, I’m thinking on it. That long non-dnagly thing is also giving Misty fits – it doesn’t move, the whole object does! I just hope she doesn’t hurt herself on it.
billyboy replied
She won`t hurt herself if she uses proper protection like every young lady should. I know it should be up to the guy, buy hey… you know boys, yeah? Absolutely no sense of responsibility!
And well, maybe you better not post a pic… !
clarkey
P.S.: How am I going to post a pic here – this is your Sanctuary?
clarkey
Young ladies are prone to impulsive behavious at times, as you know all too well. And, yes, I know boys, too! Of course, we were never young, were we?
As you wish, it’s yours.
billyboy
There’s actually a bit of a buzz going on in my Sanctuary tonite… wife Bev recently got back from Shanghai, and on opening her bag, out popped the cutest little panda I have EVER seen!
Of course, it immediately sniffed the air and sensed things were going on in the “room around the corner”... told us his name was Shang (duh!), and asked us what smelled. I said it was most likely Kat and Muffie as Pepsi and Scratch are downstairs and down wind (he could hear them meowing in the backfground). He said, “I know what a Kat is, but have never heard of a Muffie”.
“Don’t be silly”, I said. “Muffie is a Tassie devil. And be careful cause they eat pandas”. Well, that didn’t put him off… he made a beeline following the smell, and there were the two of them on my couch waiting for him…
Lots of eyeballing followed, and finally Kat broke the ice. “What’s yer name, dude?”
“My name’s Shang, and I’m NOT a dude. Can’t you see I’m wearing a dress?”
Muffie then butted in… “Yeah, right… with a name like Shag? A LADY??”
I had to go in and break it up at that point as it looked like it was gonna follow the pattern of my last sanctuary liaison. They’re still sniffin’ each others’ butts, but I told them absolutely NO shagging. Hope the place is in better shape in the morning than last time!
billyboy
Now that things seem under control (in my dreams!), I can show you the BEST thing Bev brought back from China… This watch cost 5 Euros and it is totally awesome…
It’s the Chairman of course, but not only does the second hand have a red star, but his arm actually WAVES up and down mechanically at every tick!! Amazing yeah? And it’s got no battery, you actually have to WIND it every day or else the old boy just goes to sleep. With the red stitching on the strap, this watch is just so… communist!
I’m a bit of a watch collector, and although I don’t have many of much value, i’ve got about 35 at the mo. Maybe if I get in the mood, I’ll show you the whole collection. At any rate, I think this is one of the absolute coolest, so had to share!
LindaR
billyboy ~ just dropping by, haven’t seen you in awhile, come on out and play~! I know it’s cozy here but it would be wonderful to see you again :)
billyboy replied
Wow Linda, what an excellent surprise, and such a nice way to say hi! I checked and you were here 2 months ago… lots of weird stuff benn going on here since then, but thanks for taking the time to scroll down to the bottom and drop a line.
SO, how ya been? Guess there`s only one good way to find out… I`m off to your pf in about 20 secs!
Thank you SO much for stopping by… hope there were some chocolates left… there`s lots of hungry creatures in the place at the mo. Most of them I can actually sew their mouths shut… the brass guy, I`ll have to think on that one…
clarkey
This is most definitely becoming a ZOO! Billyboy, you might need to get a licence to keep so many diverse and endangered animals in private. That shouldn’t be a problem, though, as it’s obvious they are all well loved and cared for, but, just don’t let the authorities find out what goes on behind closed doors when there’s no-one around!!
A pic of the whole collection is most definately necessary, now. It looks like a really nice watch. Watches that have that bit of extra “Oomph” are always great fun.
BTW, Aussies don’t say. “Dude”, they say, “Mate”, or “Fella”, or, sometimes, but not so often these days (since we became civilised, anyway), “Cobber”.
What’s the next thing to make an appearance, I wonder????
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie! Cool of you to stop by to check out the current madness going on… and yeah, the authorities coul be a problem. I don`t recall that Shang (or Shag?) showed us any immigration papers. I let it go casue he`s so cute, but jeeze, ya never know what grief that stuff could land us in. Know any forgers??
Now you`ve got to remember that Kat is now in Billyboy`s sanctuary and so has picked up more American terminology than you would have thought. I hate to currupt the poor soul, but it`s just the way things go. What do they call girls in Oz? Cobbie??
clarkey
Do I know any forgers? I’m muc too pure and innocent (and young) to know any such unsavoury creatures. You’ll just have to keep a tight lid on things and make sure they all get on together.
Kat a “Poor soul”? My arse!!! :
) As for what they call girls down here, I don’t know, been out of the “game” too long. I daresay, “Birds”, and “Sheilas” are still used but, there are probably also numerous others I’ve never heard of. Have to ask Junior next time I see him – now, that should be an interesting conversation! :/I didn’t deplete your choccie supply last time I was there, I had a belly ache and didn’t stay long enough to eat any. Just said hello to all the residents – will have to make a visit soon to say hi to Shang – he’s bound to be an interesting being, like all the others. :-))
Have a great day, Bill.
billyboy replied
请来拜访我,因为我是孤独的和想要遇见您!
clarkey
Now, now, billyboy, that’s NOT nice! You might be multi-lingual, but, you know I’m not. I’ll bet you either don’t know what you typed, or you got someone to do it for you.
billyboy replied
Jan, don`t be so silly… you KNOW that wasn`t from me as I don`t speak or understand a word of Chinese. That was a message from Shang, and I think what she said was:
“Please come and visit me as I am lonely and would like to meet you”
If you want to answer her in Australian, I could translate!
clarkey
I wish i could; alas, ‘tis not to be.
Rhana Griffin
OMFG!!!!!! Shang is soooooooooooo totally adorable!!!!!!!! Your Bev spoils you rotten!
And you gotta know, they are going to be shagging as soon as your back is turned =)) With all the interspecies relationships forming here you are going to have yourself the most unique menagerie once the babies start arriving. Hey! You’ll be able to charge admission to the Sanctuary! The proceeds can offset your chocolate addiction ;)
billyboy replied
Yep, that`s the idea… this is gonna be one amazing refuge for the offspring of cross-shagging. All proceeds go to the Funk Foundation for Fermented Fuel. In other words, beer money!
Hey, what if I donated a couple of species to your Wilderness Lodge… you could “plant some seeds” while on your nature walks and we could start a brave new world in the wilds of Tassie… wow, I can already feel the POWER!!
Snow Lady, thanks for stopping by and planting that excellent idea in my head!
Globalphotos
Yay thanks for inviting me into your pad….......btw the way I want a Chairman watch too, very cool, would add to my collection :))
Anyway just dropped by to say hiiiiiii, sending hugsss now back to the red wine and the fire…..... it’s bloody freezing here …........
billyboy replied
Red wine and fire? I am SO jealous!
So you collect watches? There`s probably millions of those Mao watches out there, but try finding one outside of China! Coolest watch I ever heard of (though never seen one) was an OJ Simpson watch… had his pic in the middle and the minute and hour hands had the 4×4 and the police car so the two were always chasing… I would have killed for that one!
Thanks for stopping by… where are you that it`s freezing now? You don`t list a location in your profile, but love your shots of the US west… where ya from?
Rhana Griffin
Oh yeah…. silly me…. BEER money, of course!! That was a Freudian slip of the tongue when I said your * chocolate addiction, of course I must have meant *my chocolate addiction ;)
I think your “seeding the world with freak cross breeds” is a totally evil and truly WONDERFUL idea!!
billyboy replied
MMMWWWHHHHAAAAAHHAAHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!
Globalphotos
Awww the fire is sooooooooooooooooo nice, listening to Dark Side Of The Moon, with a cab sav !! Perfection !
Yeah I love watches, from swiss made gorgeous ones to the utmost in tacky creations !! The OJ one sounds cool !!
Am in New Zealand atm, until 8th July then back to Australia, am an Aussie :D
Glad u liked the USA shots, am always on vacation LOL
It’s freezing, 120 am and I’m off to bed, so night night xx
billyboy replied
Wow, you get around! It`s really hard for me to get my head around the fact that it`s nearly winter in your neck of the planet. But that`s what`s cool about RB… brings us all together!
Is that New Zealand Cab Sav? Havn`t tried any yet, but they have some NZ wines in our local supermarket. Any speacial labels you could recommend?
You get to bed about the same time as me… hope you don`t have to get up as early as I do. I get about 5 hours and it`s NOT enough. And I blame RB!!!
clarkey
我在不久的將來將來并且參觀與她。 我盼望它與預期。
I wonder how long before the seeds of wild procreation are confiscated by “The Establishment” as being illegal? Or maybe, the FBI? They might even go so far as to confiscate the proceeds of Admission as illegal gains?
Oh boy, this Sanctuary is becoming wild enough on it’s own, to stretch the imagination of visitors! I love it to bits (and you, too, billyboy)! It’s such a breath of fresh air to my soul after a day of mindless driving through the suburbs of the madding crowds – it’s almost a sanity-saver! I can’t wait to get home and see what the latest adventures are. :-))
billyboy replied
我将盼望您的参观 !!
Jan, thanks for diggin the place… and you have the ultimate privilage of being the 400th comment!! So when you come to visit Shag, there`ll be a bottle of Tattinger waiting for ya!!
Sanity saver…? I don`t think so !!
clarkey
This is soooooo MOST DEFINITELY a sanity-saver, I’m sure I would have lost ALL my marbles without this wonderful stopping off point iat the end of the day. 400th comment, that’s an awesome number of commments, Bill. The Tattinger will be savoured to the last drop. Thank you, Bill, it’s a priviledge.
Globalphotos
Hey BB… Went for a spa and then fell into bed …....the cab sav was an Aussie one –
Wolf Blass Yellow Label Cabernet Sauvignon – full bodied and smooth, just the way I like it :))
LOL yep I do get around,ppl find it hard to keep up with me :)) Congrats on the Sanctuary being so popular and thanks for the invite, always good to have a laugh with ppl from all over the globe . hugss :)
billyboy replied
Wolf Blass Yellow Label? Rings a bell… and I`m gonna have a look see. Thought for a sec you said Woif Bass and was wondering if it had an active or passive EQ!
Hugs right back atcha!
Foxfires
我享用您的聖所! 它是坐下,听到音樂和幾個小時談論藝術和巧克力的完善的地方。 我會帶來在某一波士頓聽對,以紀念70’ s音樂到處,并且我自己的手工製造巧克力。 好时代將有! 我將帶來我的北极熊和灰鼠。 我可以只想像发生什么,如果我們介紹了然後給Kat、Tazzie和Shang。 可能许多打鬥流血! 我可以只想像什麼這將翻译成。 我笑認為它。
billyboy replied
Wow Aimee, you speak great Chinese! And if you dig Boston, then you better bring your whole record collection over right NOW! I think Muffie, Kat and Shang need a bit of music education anyway. They can listen while we stuff our faces with pralines!
Thanks so much for stopping by and making my day!
Foxfires
LOL!!! Thank Babelfish for my bilingual talents – heheh!!
Seriously though – people tease me because of my affection for 70’s music. I can’t help it though… I grew up with a brother 9 years older than myself. So his musical influences were a HUGE part of my formative years! In fact, I wrote a piece about it – called Circa 1979. You can find it here: http://aimeefoxfires.livejournal.com/686.html
Though I suppose I could upload it here in the writing section? lol Either way…. this pretty much sums up my childhood music education. :D
Pralines!! le faint Good thing I made some homemade chocolate pecan fudge, and that it’s waiting for me in the kitchen – else I would be having to bolt off to the store for fixin’s.
billyboy replied
Wow Aimee, I LOVE the way you write! Your moment of discovery happened probably earlier than most of us (mine wasn’t really until I was 14!!), but everyone who’s life was changed by the impact of 70’s rock culture went through the same enlightenment as you, with more or less awareness of what was actually going on depending on the age at which it hit.
There’s a post I made some months ago that you might want to check out called Biker Billy ... about 3/4 the way down, I list the groups that had the biggest impact on my adolescence. I work in a recording studio so am constantly close to the music scene both contemporary and “vintage”. But it was when I made that post and took in all the comments that I realized how much that period was responsible for making me what i am today.
Your presentation, through the ears of an 8 year old is totally endearing and beautifully written, and you definitely must share it with everyone on RB. You could probably best put it into a journal entry. I’m sure you’ll blow everyone away!!
And BTW, I do Babelfish too… just discovered it yesterday!
Big hugs to you for sharing your soul. xo
clarkey
Did you really only discover Babelfish yesterday, Bill? :-)) I guess we all learn and discover somethings at the appropriate time; I just wish it did a slightly better job, but, that’s probably asking too much when it comes to ideographic alphabets. We just need to reverse translate to make sure it got it right before we use what it comes up with.
billyboy replied
Yeah, I know the translations from Chinese can be a bit vague at best… anyway, it`s all been a bit of fun with the Chinese thing. It just blew me away that you could actually DO an on-line translation, even if it does come out a bit cocked up!
If you haven`t done already, you should check out the link from Foxfires above… you`ll be amazed! XO
clarkey
I checked out her link while I was in the process of of writing that post. It’s fabulous, and I can understand how an 8 year old would be blown away by what she heard.
It’s an amazing piece of writing, and i agree with you, it would be great if she posted it in a journal – It would very likely attract a similar response to your “Biker Billy”. Those memories are wonderful.
Since Biker, I’ve brought out some of my old vinyl and played them loud(when he isn’t around). I wonder what the neighbours think?
Tell Shang I will come visit Saturday night (my time). Seeing as she’s so young, I won’t wake her if she’s sleeping. I look forward to seeing all your residents together.
billyboy replied
Shang`s actually being a bit of a pain in that she`s taking after Scratch and marking her territory by spraying on my walls. We have ways of dealing with THAT. In the meantime, don`t worry about it… just wake the bitch up!!
clarkey
Now, now, gotta give the young time to learn the niceties of life in civilised society. The others will teach her, just make sure they do so gently. You never know what they will learn from each other!!! :-))
Foxfires
It makes me grin from ear to ear that you liked my rambling bit of nostalgia. When I wrote that, I was determined not to think too hard about it as I went along. I had all those feelings and recollections swarming around in my head, and I knew once I started, they’d all just pour out. It was a real treat to give that to my brother. Up until that point, he really didn’t have a clear idea of how much I was aware of his impact when I was that young.
Listening to you talk about bass is like listening to him talk about guitar. :D I love it!!
I’m leaving today for four days, but as soon as I get back I am going to dig into that writing of yours you linked me to. I didn’t want to read it while I was rushed getting packed. I want to savor it when I’ve got the time! :D
As for other linkies – here’s two clips I love to share. I shot them while at a small gig that my brother (the bald one.. heheh!) and my uncle (the bearded one!) were playing at my uncle’s coffee shop. It’s fun stuff – doesn’t exactly show off the full extent of their talents, but I think any music lover will enjoy their passion for it!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PsSj1iNycTU
(just a small solo) http://youtube.com/watch?v=EQO4yJqnVT4
Talk to you later!
AimeeMaria Mann
Hey Billy just jumping into this rollercoaster ride. Love your digs….as for a stitching program, try something called Bracketeer, it’s inexpensive and will do some very cool things to your very cool things….well, you know!
billyboy replied
Hey Maria! NOTHING makes my day more than to get a new visitor… especially when I’m thinking this post is just getting too difficult to scroll to the end of.
So you think Bracketeer will do it for me? I will def check it out. It’s got to beat doing it all manually… and if it’s inexpensive, well, what am I waiting for?!
Now that you’re here, I’ve just gotten in a new batch of the best Belgian pralines I think I’ve ever tasted. And my sister just brought me back some salted licorice from Amsterdam… so you’ve got a choice. As the salted licorice will probably make you vomit, I’ve held back some of the pralines just for you. How ‘bout a cappuccino to wash them down? Both are on the house, as is the vomit back if you want to try the licorice!
Thanks again for stopping by, and the place is always open if you find yourself with nothing better to do. Thanks also for the comment and the fav on Big Apple. You’re a diamond!
Maria Mann
Yes, the black vomit would definitely be on the house, the walls and your lair, so let”s stick to the pralines and capuccino when we are both in the neighborhood. As as far as scrolling down, it seems to me that it is your karma :-)
billyboy replied
Mmmmm… blaaaack voooomit…. OK, pralines and Cappuccino it is… You sure??
Hugs to you!
Sandra Fisher
Looks like a nice cosy creative spot! Its so good to have a place where you can go and lose yourself into your art! I have a studio downstairs for my painting and sculpture,and a cosy spot in a bedroom for my computer happenings.
billyboy replied
Hey Sandra! Just got to work and saw you in my sanctuary… sorry I wasn`t there when you called in. Did you find the coffee machine OK? The pralines??
So you got a sanctuary to, yeah? Can we see it? And you got computer happenings? Like I`m really intrigued by that… computer happenings sounds like when a bunch of computers get together and have the IT equivalent of a slumber party. Trouble is, now you`ve said that in my sanctuary, my silly PC`s gonna want to be part of whatever you got cookin’. So PLEASE give him an invite as I don`t want him sulking for days… I need him in top form this week!
Sandra, thanks so much for dropping by and for the comments and favs on the other pics. I`ll be visiting your pf a bit later when I`ve got more time. Stay as long as you want here, and if you gobble up all the chocs it`s OK, I`ll just blame it on the animals!
Sandra Fisher
Chocolates!!! Yes please!
clarkey
Oh dear, yo’re in deep now, Billy. I do feel for you – a zoo and a sulky computer!!!! :-)))I need a coffee after reading that, followed by a LARGE glass of wine – I had to buy a bottle tonight, as I ran out!
billyboy replied
Jan, my computer is in such a deep sulk… went to see a band tonight with John from the studio and got home late. She didn’t like that and has been threatening me with viruses since I switched her on. But I know how to handle the bitch. I’m gonna switch her off…. right….
NOW!.................................(bip)............................................(flatline)
clarkey
You better decide if your computer is a he or a she, that may be why it’s sulking – confusion reigns!!! So if she/he is off, did you use Bev’s to write? Was the band worth the sulks?
Sounds like fun in the Sanctuary at the moment. Hope there’s plenty of hot chocolate and choccies, for when I visit tonight, might be able tos tay a little longer than I have been able to recently.
billyboy replied
Jannie, it`s def a she… why else would the hormones be so playing up (duh…!)?
The band sucked and we left after the first 2 numbers. Before they started, they played a video they made of the first song with the singer (and main artist) vomiting over himself with increasing intensity with this totally mad, smiling dude looking on, then they end up kissing through the vomit. Would you have stayed?
See ya later… better give me a few hours to stock up!
clarkey
No, I most definitely would not have stayed – surely they didn’t really think people would find that sort of thing entertaining? Makes my skin crawl. :-((
You fellas have hormones too, just different ones, billyboy! Hormones aren’t the only thing that cause the sulks, I assure you.
It’ll probably be after 1300 your time before I visit, so, you have plenty of time to stock up. Suprise me!
billyboy replied
OK Jan, I know you dig chocolates and so I stocked up bigtime yesterday… the Wittamer shop’s now developing plans for a new wing after my visit. Even had to borrow the studio van cause my trunk wasn’t nearly big enough, and I’ve got a BIG trunk (hope I’m the only one who thought that sounded pretentious!!)
BUT… I just got in this evening and there is not ONE piece of praline in the place… not a single micron of manon… and not a single trace of truffle. Not even under the couch where I stashed my emergency supply!
OK, Muffie looks a bit stuffed, as does Shag. Sorry… Shang. And Kat looks guilty, and Bat looks like he’s hiding something in his cheeks (yeah, like I’m gonna look in there??) and the rat looks like he’s died from terminal gluttony (sp?)
But I dunno… you left your grin on the couch so I’m suspicious. Jan, there’s still time to confess. And if you do, there’s a cup of hot chocolate in it for ya!
clarkey
I swear, on my mother’s grave, I didn’t eat ALL of them, only 90%. Someone was leaving in a hurry as I arrived, only saw their coattails. I did stay for quite a while, longer than I had intended. We all had a great conversation, even Shang who seems to be learning the language, and lingo, very quickly. One of the advantages of being young!
I left some Wittamers in Mr Bat’s care for you – he was stuffing his face with his carob-coated horseflies when I finally had to leave, I thought it was discourteous to fall asleep while savouring those wonderful truffles!
We all agreed that you need a holiday so your creative soul can re-charge in time for August 16. Your residents are looking forward to seeing, first-hand, your pics and you in action. They’re going to give you lots of suggestions! Oh brother, the mind boggles! I told them they have to be gentle given the nature of those pics.
So . . . I confess, I confess, pleeeease, where’s the hot chocolate. Of course, the fact that it’s raining and freezing down here in my corner has nothing to do with my need for heat! I suppose that a low BS might have contributed to the depletion of your supply, I just didn’t realize it wa so low! (Apologies!) I’ll bring some of the ones I discovered with me next time, and leave them for you to try.
Mmmmmmh, that hot chocolate is so delicious – did you melt the Manons to make it? Thank you, thank you, so very much.
So you soon, Billy.
Globalphotos
Popped in to say hi !!! So hello there, have a wonderful week, hope you’re warmer than I am !! hugsss V
billyboy replied
Was just off to bed when you popped in… sleep takes second priority when I get a visit from one of my RB favs!
It’s really hard to get my head around the fact that it’s getting towards winter in your neck of the woods. Haven’t even had the heat on here for a month, but it’s still Belgium so it still rains almost every day. BTW, I need to know… are Hobbits really a dime a dozen in NZ? Do they hibernate in winter?
I hope your week’s full of amazement and inspiration, and the door’s always open for ya! Hugs to you, XOBB
Globalphotos
Awwwww you’re so sweet !! What do you mean almost Winter, it’s here BIG time !!! Just feel my toes :)) Actually you probably wouldn’t wan to !! Anyway the Hobbits are still out and about for a month or so, their big hairy feet don’t feel the cold as much as I do !! And yes they are everywhere :))
Thanks, hope so too !!! Hugss xx V
LittleHelen
Ok…well here I am Billy…I just listened to the whole ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ album while waiting for the page to load :| Ha!
Hmmm….Its sexy in here….a nice vibe and there are people I know like Miss Snowy Mountains (Rhana) ;p and Rose. And I giggled at some of your posts. Thank you for inviting me…I feel I should leave proof that I was actually here…..
This is me jumping on (we will pretend)...your bed! Yay!
:D
billyboy replied
Hey Helen, thanks for stopping in!
So you`ve noticed lots of cool people have passed through… some are even sort of regulars, you know, chocolate addicts and stuff. But the cool thing with you is that you`re the first who`s actually posted a picture here. So I`ve got the distinction of being the only guy with a sanctuary that`s got a picture of Little Helen jumping up and down on his (?) bed. Doesn`t get much cooler than that!
OK, it`s getting to be a pain in the butt to load and scroll down, but if it lets you listen to the whole of Dark Side of the Moon, it`s gotta be worth it. The rats & bats & horny Tasssie Devils & stuff didn`t scare ya? You probably scared the shit out of them, especially after I told them you might be coming and that you might have devil`s horns…
If you`re gone when I get back, hope the rest of your evening rocks. Don`t stay up too late and come back whenever you feel like a chillout. And you can post as many pics here as you like… I`ll keep a corner free for Little Helen`s Bulletin Board!
LittleHelen
No problem…I’ll come by again…with more pics ;p
And yes…you are the first redbubble guys bed I have jumped on!
Much love see ya soon xx
clarkey
So . . . the tales continue! How many actual posts is that now, Bill? It just HAS to be heading for a record. :-))
Don’t forget to introduce Muffie to his rellie – I hope he has a suitably embellished story to tell me later on tonight when I come for my nightly fix of your addictive chocolates!
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie! By Muffie’s rellie, d’ya mean Helen cause she’s got horns, or that cute pic you showed me of the yawning Tassie Devil? I think LH actually broke a couple of his ribs when she jumped off the bed (how many times have I told him NOT to sleep on the floor!)... so if he can still breathe, yes, he will have lots to embellish! Anyway, said her foot tasted good so he couldn’t have been too bothered.
Now, exceptionally THIS time, could you leave a couple… or better yet, you could trade what you eat for some of your mint ones… you know what mint does to this wicked boy… so what time was ‘later’ then…?
clarkey
Rellies as in the pic I showed you! I am so looking forward to hearing what he has to say about . . . everything! Maybe he figures if he sleeps on the floor, he’ll get the best bits that fall. I hope his ribs are okay – I’ll ask him in a few minutes time! It takes an awful lot to make a Tassie Devil lose his appetite.
I’ll happily trade you some of “my” mint ones – you’ll have to give me better run-down on what mint does your wicked self! Looking forward to that tale, also.. Later was meant to be earlier, but, you know how these things go . . . interruptions happen without any contribution on our part. :-/
See you in a few minutes.
billyboy replied
Jan, I`ve been in and out of may sanctuary 6 times since you wrote your last comment. And each time I sit down, this little black paw with a white streak clutches my shirttail and gives it a little tug that I can barely feel, and this little squeaky voice with a cute Tassie accent says “pssst… Billy… BillyBoy…where`s Jannie?”
I looks down… it`s Muffie…
“Muffie, what are you doing? You should be asleep you silly devil”.
“I tried to go to sleep, but Jannie said she`s stop by in a few minutes and and and… and that was like yesterday. Billy, what`s wrong? Is Jannie not gonna come? Is she Billy? Is she? Is she??? IS SHE????”
“Muffie”, I says, “if you`re old enough to shag a brass kat, then you`re old enough not to winge at me when you`re a little disappointed. So shut up and go to sleep!”
So, when you comin’ Jannie? When you comin’?? When, Jannie, When? WHEN???”
clarkey
It’s going to have to be Saturday (early) your time, unfortunately. Tell Muffie I apologise for disappointing him, but, even Adults sometimes have no control over the progression of events.
billyboy replied
“Grrrrrrr!”
“Oh shaddap Muffie and go to SLEEP!!”
clarkey
I got my time zones mixed up – I actually meant early FRIDAY morning. Better take Muffie to work with you and I’ll talk to him there instead. sorry, billyboy, I goofed badly. But then again, what else is new?
billyboy replied
Actually, Muffie IS at work with me and is now actually pissing on my lap… hey Muffie, Jannie`s here! She wants to have a chat with you. Here, I`ll help you hop up on the desk (pinches his little dribbling dick as he does lifts…)
“grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
Sorry Jannie, looks like he`s still a bit pissed off… either that or he hasn`t quite finished what he`d started. Think you got a bit of sweet talkin’ to do…
Now you`ll have to excuse me while I dry my hands…
voyeur
Nice pad you have here Billyboy! Got any scotch in that fridge of yours? If you don’t mind, I might just park myself here for a little while and check out the action. Seems to be plenty of it goin on!
billyboy replied
OK, can`t say I`m not curious… you`re gonna have to give me a couple of clues. Digs scotch… likes a bit of action… if it were vodka I`d say a lady…
So this is one of those deals where I`m gonna have to try and keep you talking while I work on the trace with the FBI boys… say, what`s the weather like in your neck of the woods? You play bass? Feel free to fire up the amp, and there`s plenty of Stella in the fridge. No scotch at the mo, but I`ve got a 12 year old bourbon that I save for mystery voyeurs… and the furry pink handcuffs that Rhana left are still knockin around somewhere… feel free to have a look. Think you`re gonna like it here…
(any news yet boys…??)
clarkey
If I’m going to sweet talk Muffie, he better apologise to you FIRST! Then, we can negotiate a suitable chastisement for bad manners, although, maybe we should keep that out of his ken.
When he’s apologised, let me know and I’ll start sweet talkin’ the little Devil.
Actually, now that I think about it,k it’s Muffie who better do a bit of sweet talkin’ – I had a really BAD day today.
billyboy replied
Jan, sorry you`re havin’ a bad one… at least you didn`t get pissed on! (having siad that, I dunno… did you???)
Hope it only gets better!!
clarkey
No, I didn’t suffer that indignity, but, I might just as well have . . . it really was a rotten day (for both of us, actually)
It WILL get better if Muffie has apologised to you and promises to sweet talk me for a while. I have to go out for a while, about 3 hours, so he has until 11.00 a.m. your time, then, after I get back here, it all depends on how long it takes a certain character to retire before I can come back to continue the mutual sweet talkin’ exchange!
billyboy replied
OK, apology AND promise are there… but not before I discovered a little puddle in studio C. Animals… jeeze, waddya do with ‘em!?
voyeur
I’m wise to your FBI guys Billyboy ;) And I’ll take that kind offer of a bourbon while I sit here get aquainted with the occupants of your Sanctuary. All this reading is thirsty work!
billyboy replied
Voyeur, just make yerself at home… find those cuffs yet? Muffie`s with me here at the studio so probably not much shagging goin on…
(c`mon guys… hurry it up… whoever it is is probably busy and ain`t gonna be here all day! Likes bourbon… but talks oz… strange….)
clarkey
Okay, accepted.
IAnd as for what you do with them – I don’t think I should pass on that piece of advice here, it might get my knuckles very firmly wrapped.
Next big question is: has Muffie learnt to type yet, or are you going to have to type his conversation for him? * this should be very interesting, if that’s the case! *
billyboy replied
Hey, he can see the screen, yeah! I can translate for the little tyke, no probs! But I`m at work so might not be easy…
clarkey
Gotta go, after I dry my eyes of laughter (only so i can see, mind you). Keep Muffie on the sizzle until I get back in 2 – 3 hours! Put your invisibility cloak on him and let him wander around, provided he promises not to do anything that he shouldn’t, like biting peoples’ ankles or peeing in the wrong place!
See ya soon!
clarkey
I’m back and am waiting for some much needed sweet talkin’ from a sweet little Devil!
clarkey
BTW, Misty and fKat say, Hi!” to your residents.
billyboy replied
How`d you do dat? I didn`t even realize you`d popped in, and it`s TWO DAYS ago! Jan, I`m so sorry… I should be lots more attentive. You know I like this shot, so thank you for adorning the place!
Hugs for your Hi !!
Mechellerene
Just, “stopping by”...
billyboy replied
Mechelle, you just made my day. Didn`t log on last night cause I was late back from band practice… if I`d known you were gonna stop buy I would have at least stocked up with goodies.
OK so now you`re here, what do you want me to get in? As long as it fits in my fridge, you got it!
clarkey
Let’s hope this works – courtesy of SpaceAce08, Muffie has a visitor to spend some time with, catching up on all the local Tassie news and rellies and mutual acquaintances. Just have to hope they get on together all alright!
clarkey
Let’s see if I got it right this time:
Muffie, say hi to your rellie:
billyboy replied
Sorry Jan, I just get a red X… if it`s OK with you, I`ll remove this one once it works. Can`t wait to see the little guy!
billyboy replied
Jannie, I deleted as per your suggestion… and I felt awful. I never want to delete anything of yours again.
But don’t let that put you off… I NEED you to hang that pic on my wall, so PLEASE keep trying!!
Mechellerene
Okay, leaving a on your desk…I’ve got to run out and get those teenage/20 something boys in line at work at the grinder. When I get back I’d like some staight up Vodka with lemon, on the rocks, some good tunes, and a private bass lesson. I’ll bring my acoustic bass this time, with the chillin’ cello strings. Doesn’t rock out, but the tones are sah-weet! XXM
billyboy replied
ps: Straight up vodka’s the only kind I do.
Mechellerene
Note…leaving a note. ...x
billyboy replied
Sounds good to me… got catgut? I could always get some for ya!!
clarkey
Thanks for that, Billy. I’m still waiting on the delivery of Taz. Am going to e-mail Steve and let him know it hasn’t arrived.
Don’t feel awful – I goofed, and spoilt this wonderful place!
Will hopefully be able to post it a bit later.
Rhana Griffin
I’m confuuuuuuused… Waaaahhhhh!!!!!
billyboy replied
Whatcha confuuuuuuused about Snowey??
I`m confused too, but that`s another issue I`ll tell you about later. In the meantime, talk to your BB…
clarkey
Okay, billyboy, let’s try this:
Muffie, say hello to your rellie from victoria, not Taz. I’m sure the two of you have lots to catch up on such as mutual acquaintances, and the local scenery. Maybe the two of you are related!? Remember to mind your manners and welcome to Billyboy’s Sanctuary – this is all very strange to him.!
Say, “Thank You”, to SpaceAce08 for giving me permission to bring his Devil to visit.
clarkey
Yaaaaay, it worked!!!!!! Finally.
I meant to say” . . . welcome him to . . . “
billyboy
BINGO… I love her. Got her phone number? Wonder what SHE`s doin’ fer lunch??
No time now Jan, but more on your triumph later!!
XO
ps: shit, it` s HE? OK, he`s cute anyway. What`s he doin fer lunch?
clarkey
I do believe he’s joining Muffie – but, you better check with them. They may well be deep in catching up and be reluctant to stop for lunch, although with Devils, they eat anything and at anytime. But, CHECK first to ensure you don’t get your hand bitten off by mistake.
SpaceAce08
I finally made it at last.
Love the set up you have. Wow, and the lamp that’s nice and it’s amazing how the weather can change in just 5 hours. It’s just like Melbourne, the weather changes here every 5 minutes. lol
billyboy replied
Hey Space! Always cool to get a new visitor, and especially one that digs Kiss and takes cool Tassie Devil pics and lets Jan hang it in my sanctuary. Plus the fact you`re one of only 4 people who`ve been crazy enough to actually FAV this, which is just totally cool!
So thanks for the visit, take a cold beer before you split, and come back as often as you like. We`re open 24/7 here!!
clarkey
Thanks again, Steve, for your kind permission to post your Devil pic here. Although he hasn’t said so in as many woards, he’s tickled pink! It fits in so nicely here.
Mechellerene
Stopping by to chill, and grab a drink…hope you don’t mind. This couch is so comfortable!! Wait…was that a tail is just saw flicking out from behind the door? I thought you put all the cats out this morning? I better check this out.
billyboy replied
Oh yeah? Next time, just grab it… no silly, NOT the drink!
When you comin’ back?
Nith
wow now a day classs sss
billyboy replied
Big day for me and the Sanctuary Nith… you are the FIRST visitor from Japan, so that`s way cool. Don`t know exactly what you mean by “now a day classs sss”, but who cares. You took the time to stop by and that floats my boat. Why not bring some Japanese beer next time so we can do a comparison session… if we get too drunk you can crash out on the couch!!
clarkey
Steve’s Devil has just told me it was his tail that was disappearing around the door as Mechellerene arrived! He’s glad she didn’t grab it and hopes she doesn’t next time either. He called in to vist with your Residents and enjoy the mixed company.
He tells me he’s thiniing of moving in!!!! Oh boy, that might make for a full house. Personally, I think he’s rather taken with Shang?? I think you might want to have a word to him about the housing situation.
billyboy replied
Jannie, We`re one big family here, so if Steve`s Devil (what`s his name?) wants to move in, the more the merrier. We`ll take anything long as it`s got a tail… you know, it`s a guy`s kinda place. Having said that, females of some species have tails too… glad he likes Shag. They can sort out their own housing arrangements. I`m havin’ a beer!
clarkey
Would you believe I haven’t asked him? Shame on me! I feel for poor Shang – strange language and culture/customs, an all male environment, what hope has the poor little girl got? Lots of females have tails! Did you ever get around to re-writing that Rules of Conduct thingy? You have your beer, I’m drinking coffee (no wine, unfortuantely) and, as soon as I finish writing an e-mail, I’m off to bed.
Enjoy the tropical weather you have right now, I’ll dream of a beach in paradise tonight, it’s got to be warmer than the arctic breeze we’re getting right now.
Carol Lirette
this looks like a beautiful cozy place to create! makes me want to paint my room the same…
billyboy replied
Wow Carol, you actually scrolled to the end! Doesn’t actually matter what color you paint your sanctuary so long as you’ve got fairy lights… and beer… and chocolates. I’m actually going to Canada in August for my daughter’s wedding. And I know they’ve got Fritos in Montreal so I’m gonna have to bring an empty suitcase along. How does it feel to have free access to fritos EVERY day? And vanilla flavored Listerine?? Make that 2 suitcases!!
You’re a charm for stopping by… 6 days is lonely. Come back soon!
Mel Brackstone
ffs Bill, you complained about the amount of comments you had to wade through on my silly pic….jeeeeeeeeeeeeez…..I’m so gonna slap you.
Here’s the thing, I only read the first 15 pages, and then ran out of patience…..think I need to go back to my pondering place….but before I do…..you need to take another shot of this sanctuary, with the 16mm lens…..show us all the new stuff!!!
billyboy replied
You mean you missed that sweet little T Devil? He was only a couple of comments up, and yawning his cut little Tassie head off!!
But you`re right… the lens came in yesterday (B&H Photo NYC, bless them… all rockin’ bad-boy jews and the most awesome photo service in the world. Just ordered it last Friday and had it in Brussels on Monday evening and saved 500 Euros even with shippin!. Along with an extra batter for the wedding, a remote timer + extension cable (pity it`s not infra red, but no biggy). I`ve got lots to do this week, but Saturday (my only day off), when I`ll get some natural light during the day, my sancutary will get the full 16mm treatment… with NO STITCHING. Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Mel, you`ve graced my walls with your smiles. Please don`t leave it so long to come back. What should I keep in the fridge??
Mel Brackstone
Bill, you can get a wireless remote offa ebay for around $30…...it will make your shutter fly :) Dun need no stinking cable….agree about B&H though, they do good work.
as for the tassie devil, I thought you meant bellababe….lol!!!
I’ll come back and read some more soon…..lemon lime and bitters for me, alkyhole just makes me head spin, and I do even more stupid things than normal :) Thank you!
billyboy replied
You weren`t far off… Bella actually gave me the stuffed one further up called Muffie. Bit of a randy bugger as you`ll see. The Kat`s from Jan, and Shag the Panda is from wife Bev. All one big happy zoo here!
Yes, the IR shutter release was tempting, but it`s the timer I needed… don`t know if the IR release has one. Will have to investigate that further…
Mel Brackstone
I’m waiting for mine to arrive, I’ll let you know wot it all does. You saying you wanted the ability to lock the shutter for bulb settings? methinks the wireless one does that…..yeah, does
I nearly got as far as muffie but then the phone rang….as it does :)
Be back later.
billyboy replied
Mel, that was the longest phone call in history!
I followed the link and it looks good aside from the fact you need to sacrifice the hotshoe to use it. Having said that, if I use it with flash I generally use the sync cable with off-shoe flash. I think I`ll let you try it first though… would you give it a quick review? I`ve read about non-Canon products in forums that have mixed reviews… but this could be just what I need.
In the meantime, Muffie just asked me “Hey, where`s that Mel chick gone to? Heard the phone ring and poof, she was outa here like a bat outa hell…”
umauma
That was hard work, I actually read every comment!!!! Can you tell I’m playing hooky from doing work? You got me with the poopig…I’m still smiling…Can’t even remember how I found my way in here! I feel like Alice and I’ve just taken a pill that makes me _?
Love the love that goes on here..must visit more often. I didn’t realize how many madmen (and madwomen) there are on RB. Great!! Just what the world needs more of..the good kind of madness!!!
billyboy replied
Michelle, you are awesome. Don`t even know if I`VE read ALL the comments… of course I have, I`m just being silly…
So you are actually in for a treat because I have been keeping a secret surprsie for the few mad ladies and gents who have done what you`ve just done (a very few… you know who you are!!)... you get to spend an uninterrupted day with my private chocolate fountain which I keep right about where the pic was taken from. Fruit and nausea tablets are in the fridge. Shag, Muffie, Kat and BatRat will do a striptease act while you gorge and there`s plenty of beer to wash it all down. If you do need to vomit, the window`s off to the right and it`s not locked… so knock yerself out lady, you deserve a good time!!
And please keep your promise about coming back… just keep your finger on the page down button once it loads. I know it`s a pain in the butt, but the animals like the way you stroke their fur. Just watch out for Muffie… the little sod bites!
Mel Brackstone
ahhh…..yes, the hotshoe is compromised, it’s true…I’ll give you what I can, once it arrives. It was shipped today, so won’t be long. :)
Mel says hi to Muffie.
Mechellerene
I heard it through the grapevine you might have put a choc. fountain in here for the visitors? I think you’d better put some tarp over that nice white couch of yours. Escpecially with that devil running around. I here they’re mad for chocolate (and cats, chocolate covered cats) Anyway, just checking out the lay of the land. Later, coach!
billyboy replied
Mechelle, I don`t think we should bother with the tarp as I`m totally going through a chocolate brown phase at the mo. Wanna help me decorate?
And cheers for the chocolate covered cats idea… I know where I can find two blue point volunteers… heeeere Scratchy… heeeere Pesi…. come to uncle Billy… fancy being chocolate points for a day…? Hey Muuuffiiiiiieeee… DINNER TIME… special dessert if ya finish yer veg!
You GOTTA come back for the follow up of this one… after all, YOUR IDEA!
clarkey
The madness and love contines – so glad to see that more RB artisits have succumbed to the lure of this magical Sanctuary. They won’t regret it, and the Zoo will welcome a whole new group of visitors to entertain them!
The tales they’ll have to relate when I visit are something I’m looking forward to very much – but, not tonight, unfortunately. Say “HI”, to Bat, Kat, Muffie, Rat, and Shang for me, please, billyboy I’ll visit again in the next few days.
I’m looking forward to trying out that Fountain! LOL I’ll bring my own wine so you don’t need to replenish the beer ‘cause I drank it al – it’s not my poison.
billyboy replied
Jannie, you know I`ve always got a spare bottle of Pommerol in case you drop by, so yes, I will pass your greetings on to the gang and keep the fountain primed… though I can`t say if there`s gonna be much chocolate left in it after we`re through trashing that couch, so don`t wait too long!!
Ah yes, madness and love. Amazing how the one feeds on the other!!
clarkey
I’ll bring a bottle with me, I found one I really like, which is not to say i don’t like your Pommerol, I just like this one a little better! :-))
If you put a tarp over the couch as Mechelle suggests, then you won’t wreck it! I can’t come tonight, so, please, if you drain it, re-stock the fountain just before you leave for work on Friday morning – I won’t be far behind you, I might even make it before you leave I hope!
If memory serves me correctly, neither_ can_ exist without the other!
Mechellerene
You all take this to a whole nuther level… cat people… jeesh! :)
billyboy replied
OK Mechelle, here`s the deal…. You know how to post a picture in a comment? I want your best doggy pic hanging on my wall… that means either that cool shot with the Jack Russel and the tennis ball, or the one with Edward wrapped in your silly bathrobe sleeve… your call. I Agree that this place could do with a bit of dog to neutralize the feline vibe a bit. Jan might take a dim view, but I`ll keep her sweet with her personal key to the fountain…
If you don`t know how to post a pic here, shoot me a BM and we`ll sort you out! :-)x
umauma
I’ll be over in 5 minutes…mad for belgium chocolate.. Thanks for keeping the window unlocked!!
billyboy replied
SO? How was it? Thanks for cleaning up most of the mess… I`ll let the animals lap up the rest. Just make sure you wash your face before you get home… so many affairs with the sweet brown stuff have been busted by the chocolate stains on the lips. Hope your habit has been at least temporarily satisfied!
Mechellerene
I’ll work on this when the dude gets back with the laptop from L.A. No clue how to do it, though, so bmail me! :)
clarkey
Are you promising to bribe me, billyboy? Do you really think only a key is going to keep me sweet? I have no objection to dogs per se, I just LOVE felines . . . of all sorts. We even had a dog some years back! At the moment, my little pussy takes most of my spare time, and with no front fence, we can’t keep a dog here, it’s too busy on the road. I’ll look forward to seeing mechelle’s dog oin here. He will give you Zoo residents a new topic of discussion, too.
billyboy replied
No Jan, I don`t think ONLY a key`s gonna keep you sweet… but it`s sure gonna help!
I`ll see if I can help Mechelle put up the doggie stuff… should be fun!
Woof!!
clarkey
True, it’s a start, and better sounds promising. Looking forward to seeing Mechelle’s doggies. Fun is one of the things that makes your Sanctuary a great place to visit, and chill out for a while.
Rhana Griffin
OMFG!!! 7 minutes 33 seconds to load this page on dial up! And the first time it only loaded HALF the comments! So not only am I still confuuuuuuused, I’m confused for longer!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
I need a hug =(
Rhana Griffin
Btw… Rose now has Muffie’s two headed cousin as a companion. If he is anything like Muffie I am sure he is turning her house upside down by now!
xxx
billyboy replied
Jeeze, you did the Sanctuary on DIAL UP?! Lady, you are one glutton for punishment. But as such you def deserve a hug, so consider yourself squeezed!
So what`s this about a two-headed cousin? Is that like a Shih Tzu (yeah, had to Google the speeling) where you can`t tell the face from the butt? Looks like with a bit of luck I`m gonna have some doggie action here depending on if Mechelle comes over to hang a picture or 2… we shall see.
In the meantime, stay confused as that is way cute, help yourself to a swig of vodka (you know where it is!) and don`t forget to turn off the fairy lights when you split!
XO
clarkey
You’ll have to ask Rhana, nicely, if she’ll please post a pic of Muffie’s two-headed cousin – I’m curious and confused!!! LOL
Rhana Griffin
You give the best hugs BB =) and yes, I have tried before and lost patience but this time I was DETERMIINED to get into the Sanctuary! I made myself a coffee and grabbed my book while I was waiting ;)
You know… Muffie has a couple of two headed cousins, I’m thinking about sharing them around. Know of anyone needing some double muffin goodness? And my fluffy girl is a Shihtzu cross… I’m about to see if I can upload a pic of her for you. That way you will see her face doesn’t look like her butt, she just doesn’t really have a nose to speak of… which means she snores. She snores BAD!!
She’s way cute though ;)
Rhana Griffin
My very unsociable but way cute girl Rosie…
billyboy replied
Yes, Rosie`s a def cutie. But there`s a problem… how can I see that her face doesn`t look like her butt unless you show me her butt? I think you need to get snapping again… unless you`ve got some archive butt shots of Rosie… which knowing you as I do is way possible… :~)
clarkey
She’s gorgeous, Rhana, really cute. I’d like to give her a cuddle!
Mel Brackstone
Phew, finally made it down to the bottom of the list of comments…. Now I forget what I came for! Think I’ll just curl up here with some chocolate and espresso for an hour or so :)
billyboy replied
Mel, anyone who makes it to the bottom gets a free hour with the chocolate fountain, and as it`s you, Muffie`s gonna serve the espresso and wait on your every need. If he gets fresh, give him a sharp slap in the butt… you`ll know it`s not his face if he doesn`t bite your hand!
Thanks for persevering and making it to the end… doesn`t matter what you came for, just step under the fountain, throw yer head back and open yer mouth!!
Mel Brackstone
How could I resist? I get to smack a bottom AND feed on chocolate for an hour or so :)
I might just move in :)
Rhana Griffin
Oh butt of COURSE I have a photo of my girls butt =) Here she is chasing one of our seagulls on steroids (they are frighteningly huge!)
Jan, you’ll have to ask Rose Moxon to post a picture of Muffie’s two headed cousin, he lives with her now =)) And you wouldn’t like to give my girl a cuddle right now… she rolled in something dead when we were down the beach today (as you do!) and she smells bad…. REAL bad.
billyboy replied
Sorry Snowey, but your butt shot just comes up as a little square with colored shapes inside…. sort of like it`s rolled in somethin’ dead on a beach or somethin’. Cool.
SOOOO, the jury`s still out… and I know maybe it`s a guy thing, but too bad you can`t send the smell with the pic…
clarkey
Okay, I’ll wait until she’s smelling like one of the roses in my garden. I’ll ask Rose tomorrow night, I think I need to hit the sack soon, early start tomorrow! Bugger it, I don’t get much fun anymore! Oh well, only about 6 more weeks to go, then HELL is finished!!!!
billyboy replied
Only 6 weeks? See, I told you the time would fly by…
So make SURE you get that pic from Rose (did Rhana name her pooch after her???)... I so need a double headed Tassie Devil in here. But then, she never said it was a Tassie Devil, only that it was Muffie`s cousin. I am SO dyin’ of curiosity, so PLEASE don`t let me down!!
clarkey
It hasn’t flown, it’s dragggggged soooo slowly! Neither of us can wait for the end. The amazing thing is, he’s STILL alive! LMAO
I’ll see what I can do, I’ll ask Rose tomorrow, or maybe Rhana will ask – we have an early start and he anticipates a long day! I’m also dying of curiosity – she did say only that it was Muffie’s cousin. I’ll try not to let you down, billyboy! You’ll just have to restrain that curiosity for a little while longer – a big hug will help you control that curiosity!
clarkey
CTTOI: You’re a BIG boy now, billyboy, and you know how to say “Please” and “Thank you”; why don’t YOU ask Rose nicely? She’s a nice lady, too, I’m sure she would either post a pic for you or send you a pic which you can post yourself!!!!!
Now, I’m going BACK to bed and I’m not going to look at this computer again until morning. Sweet dreams, billyboy – my dream is going to be of a nice warm beach with a chocolate fountain just above the high-tide line. Good night!
billyboy replied
OK Jannie, I know Rose is a very nice lady, and so I`ve asked her VERY nicely on behalf of everyone who wants to see the annual sanctuary freak show… as if it`s not feaky enough as it is! Now we just gotta hope she comes through for us!
Wonder why Muffie never told me about his freaky cousin? I wonder if the two heads heads are at opposite ends… like a Shih Tzu?
Anyway, it doesn`t get more exciting than this… A double headed cousin, a Shih Tzu`s butt (or rear face), and massively,a Jack Russel with a tennis ball. That`s a lot to look forward to. Can`t wait to see who humps my leg first… my money`s on JR as I happen to have been one of those guys in my past life and know what they`re like!
Rose Moxon
ok cam charging to take a photo… couple of hours. i just have to extract cuz from my littlest…
clarkey
What happened to your original OK, Bill? It looked so forlorn sitting there all by its little lonesome self!
I daresay Muffie was saving Cuz up for a surprise, which, it appears, has been sprung earlier than he planned!! Hahahaha You’ll have to ask him. I’m every bit as curious as you are. I’m not taking any bets on this one, billyboy – youmight fudge the results! :-/
Rose, on behalf of Bill (and myself), I thank you – can’t wait, though. Can you hurry the charger up? Pretty pleeeeease! I’m dying, down here in Melbourne. :-((
billyboy replied
Jan, I don`t know if much is gonna happen… Rose`s littlest probably has no intention of letting go, Rhana`s Shitzu`s butt probably looks cuter than her face so THAT`s not gonna appear… and Mechelle… well, I`m not gonna bug her… she needs her sleep.
So looks like we`ll just have to drown our sorrows with molten chocolate… I can think of worse things…
clarkey
P.S. Rose: Big, gentle hug from me to your littlest if he/she will part with Cuz for just a little while. then you’ll give him back, wont’ you?
clarkey
Rose is a nice lady and I’m sure she he has her littlest’s weak spots worked out well enough to persuade said young’un to part with Cuz temporarily.
We can still drown our sorrow at having to wait for soooooo long, with molten chocolate, there has to be a reward for monumental patience, don’t you think? I’m just hoping she can post it before my beddybye. Got a stressful day tomorrow – real early start and then Misty to the vet’s! She’s still a baby herself!
Rhana Griffin
Rose has lost the cord to her cam. Ok… correction. Her KIDS have lost the cord to the cam, that’s her excuse anyways. Personally I think she is just looking for an excuse for me to fly up to Queensland so I can play pro-photographer for Muffies cousin.
And here is Rosie’s butt. I hope…...
billyboy
Rhana, lemme tell you somethin… if I were a male pooch (wouldn`t matter what breed), I would be SO barking up her tree. That is the most beautiful Shitzu face I have ever seen… and believe me, I`ve seen LOTS! And how did you ever get her to smile like that?? Now, would you PLEASE send me a pic of her butt… (jeeze, how many times have I gotta ask?)
Now as regards the other Rosie (the one whos butt probably has lots less fur), do you think there`s anything I could do to help her find that cable? Of course if there was no way, maybe she could scan the little bugger… as you`ll recall I did this with my own face not long ago (and I`ll have NO butt remarks here from you thank you very much!!)... yeah, maybe I should suggest that to her… or alternatively, if we found it a mate she could breed them and send me one. I could then breed them here in Belgium and train them and overthrow what`s left of this silly government…. mmmmmmMMMMWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It`s so cool you took the trouble to hang this pic in my scanctuary regardless of which end we`re lookin’ at. I love it. You`re a saint and you`ve made my day. XO2U!
clarkey
One down, one to go! Let’s hope either Rose finds that cord/cable or Rhana is able to tear herself away from that enthralling place she lives in long enough to make a flying trip to take a pic of Muffie’s cuz. BTW, Rhana, do you know his/her name? God, it’s good to get home and get onto RB, it’s been a miserable, lousy day down her in the AEOTW! Gorgeous pic, Rhana, love the four feet in the air action shot!
billyboy replied
OK Jan, so silly of me not to check my GMail account, but I don`t often have things going on there… but THREE DAYS AGO (and Rose, I am ashamed of myself…) she came through and gave us this amazing pic of what happens when Tassie Devils in-breed. I have to say I`m amazed. And I will thank Rose personally for coming through on this.
But there`s more…
There is a saint who lives down in darkest Tasmania, who BTW is a direct descendant of Ghengis Khan, and who works for the DTDE (Dept. of Tassie Devil Exportation), and who has agreed to push through the paperwork on importing one of these cheeky buggers for my very own. I`m so excited… I`ve gotten in a special feeding bowl (hey, two heads in one bowl?... try it yourself!), and have bought the official manual… “The Proper Care and Feeding of Double Headed Tassie Devils”... I hope I can deal with this. If he starts shagging everything in sight like his single-headed relative, God only knows what we`re gonna have stalking the place in a couple of months (anyone know the length of a TD pregnancy?) Anyway, I`m throwing caution to the wind… I know it`s gonna be fun, and what`s the worst that can happen? I guess a double-headed brass Tassie Panda…?
Mel Brackstone
Jeeeez….it’s all about butts now? :) Coffee and chocolate sounds like a good way to pass the time while everyone gets buttered up :) Or should that be butted up :)
billyboy replied
Mel, it would give me GREAT pleasure to have your butt hanging in my sanctuary (or at least a picture of it), so get snappin’ with yer new cable release!! You could always cover it with chocolate and we could have a coffee while we’re sitting on my sofa contemplating the results::: so we’re covered on all fronts. Maybe even get Paul in on the artwork!
In reality, it’s all about fun and it’s so cool you dropped by and butted in. And in case you’re interested, there just may be a new member of the Santuary Zoo coming in a week or so, so watch this space… I’ll give you a hint: it’s got the same number of heads as Rhana’s dog’s got butts!!!
...Sorry Rhana if you saw that, couldn’t resist. Rosie’s a lovely, beautiful doggie with a lovely smile (see above photo)!
Rose Moxon
mel !!! save your butt for october!!
i should have bmailed you bb… i dont use googlemail much either. and now the tassie devil is sleeping back with my youngest. they could be triplets.
billyboy replied
Cheers Rose… and looking up at those lovely heads, I think it’s totally amazing how such a freak of nature can be so beautiful. So your youngest will grow up to appreciate the beauty of the twisted whims of mother nature thanks to the inbreeding of Tassie Devils… and Rhana Griffin. Awesome stuff, yeah?
Rose Moxon
billy a whisper in your ear.. tazzies are incredibly sensitive about the inbreeding thing….
billyboy replied
Inbreeding? What inbreeding??
clarkey
That’s fabulous, billyboy, it’s also gorgeous. Thank you, Rose, for the pic, it’s appreciated.
As regards gestation, Tassie Devils have about 4 young, gestation is for about three weeks, and they remain in the pouch for about 5 months.
Are you goimg to post one of your lovely darling, too?
Your zoo is becoming quite the popular place to hang out. I wonder who the next resident will be? It’s sure to be interesting.
billyboy replied
Wow jan, 3 weeks? That`s incredible. Thank God they stop at four! AND, I wasn`t even aware they had pouches. So you`re saying they`re like roos in that respect? Sort of like having a devil in your pocket, eh?
Jan, if it weren`t for you, I`d know lots less about mother nature than I do now. And when my lovely darling arrives, there`s gonna be a BIG party going down… and yes, there`s gonna be pix. Hope he behaves himself as the camera always brings out the truth!
clarkey
Not only do Devils have pouches, they faces BACKWARDS! So, that makes them a little like ‘roos – they’re marsupials. I’d be very afraid to put my hand in any pocket that had a Devil in it!!! :-))
I want pics of the party . . . lots of them! I’m sure he;’ll behave as long as the camera is in motion! Just wait until the door closes, though, then you’ll hear but not see. :-( If you want to see, you’ll need to metamorphose yourself to be a fly on the wall, or, you could become your batty self and trade places with Mr Bat for the duration!
I am so looking forward to this!
Maggieposh
Yes I love your space as well..Look’s a nice cosy Room.. Maggie Posh
billyboy replied
Thanks for dropping by Maggie! We’ve got the same Logitech keyboard… I notice the letters are starting to wear off on the keys I use the most, which could develop into a big problem as I never really learned how to type and NEED the key IDs. maybe I need a secretary?
You definitely could do with a chocolate fountain in your place… could go really nice with the red walls when you switch it on. I see you’ve also got some strange animals in there. Just be careful how you let them breed or you’ll end up with a zoo like I did. Bags of fun, but they just don’t let you get any sleep!
Mel Brackstone
Keep coming back hoping to see the new 16mm shot :) THanks for your fabulous and insightful comments, Bill!
billyboy replied
Yeah, I know… I swear I’ll get to it with an ‘updated’ sanctuary shot so you’ll be able to play ‘spot the difference’... I just can’t find the time. I feel so ashamed!!
Having said that, Miss 16-35 will accompany me to Montreal so you’re all gonna be so sick of seeing my stuff when I get back. Enjoy the calm while you still can.
That’s not to say that you should stop coming by to check. You’ll always be one of my most fav visitors, and fewer and fewer people have the time nor the patience to let this silly post load. Bless you!
clarkey
Unfortunately, if they don’t have the patience, they’re missing out on a wonderful retreat and lots of wonderful silliness which refreshes the soul. They’ll come, one by one.
billyboy replied
Jannie, bless you too… you`re a bit of a soul refresher yerself!!
clarkey
Thank you, kind Sir. You’re a breath of fresh air!
Globalphotos
Hey there !!! Thought it was about time I dropped by to spread some love and cheer !! Just moved back to Oz, freezing my butt off still but making it to the beach everyday …... bring on summer !! How are you ???? hugss xx V
billyboy replied
Varinia, you just made my day. Don`t care if you`re freezing your butt off… you`re back and that`s what`s important. So why don`t you just curl up and talk to the animals for a bit till you`re warm enough to face the frost again.
I`m cool, but I`m off on Sunday to Montreal for Melanie`s second marriage in 6 months to the same guy. Go figure! Gonna be lots and lots of Italians… 300 guests have confirmed… yikes… got any tips?
hugss xx BB right back atcha!
Murray Swift
I’m the last to comment!
Nice workspace billyboy :)
billyboy replied
Marray, don’t be silly. I will always be the last to comment. Jeeze, you’ve been on RB for about a year and a half now… that is totally awesome and calls for celebration. I’ve got some vintage absinthe around somewhere… can’t appreciate fine art till you’ve had a near death experience with that stuff. You game??
Thanks for dropping by… you may never leave if I find it…
Cathie Tranent
No Murray – I don’t believe you are!!
BB shops at Ikea … we have bats and rats to match!
billyboy replied
No shit… you got those guys in Aussikea? Did they display them like that in the store like in Brussels? Scares the crap, out of the kids, and they’re in the kid’s section. Go figure. I can’t believe you picked up on that!
And why are you not on my watchlist?? There is so much in life that’s intoxicating mystery to me… now off to your pf…
Rose Moxon
have fun billy. be good.
billyboy replied
Be good? Are you joking? There’s an Italian stag night on Friday… I think someone’s gonna get handcuffed to a dog sled in the Yukon in his Y-fronts…
Rose Moxon
put a tiara on his head… sounds like a calendar pic to me!
billyboy replied
Funny you should say that… he would SO be game!
Rose Moxon
then sign him up at red bubble and SO do it!!!! that would be priceless!!
billyboy replied
I’ll run it by him… though he might have to run it by his wife first!
clarkey
Sounds like much mischief in the making – make sure you have a camera, of some sort, on hand for the shenanigans, Bill, you can’t afford to miss those once-in-a-lifetime shots!
Mechellerene
Hey B! Just looking for the phone! Waiting for a call. Hope you don’t mind, I’m forwarding my calls…
Rhana Griffin
wiats patiently for the big debut
billyboy replied
Yeah, know what you mean… the little guyS have been biting my ankles (God knows how they got on the floor… it`s a major jump from the couch). I swear I`m gonna get to it tonight when I get home from work. SO… priority list for this evening…
1) Take picture of Rolf and Harris (names came natural as soon as I found out they were both male… hope they don`t start spraying… when should I get them `done’?) biting my ankles. Should be a piece of cake as they seem to like it so much.
2) Post picture in Sanctuary and wait for someone to notice…
3) As I`ll have LOTS of time on my hands waiting for that event, I`ll package a couple of things and get them ready to send off… one of them might shit during the voyage so will package him separately!!
4) Download the rest of my Montreal pics and start the long process of organizing them and probably thowing most of them away that were taken while I was pissed
5) Go to bed if nobody comments on my ankle biting picture…
Sound good to you Snowey? Just be careful of the toilet seat thing as it`s probably well freezing in Taz at the mo. As you have trouble touching frozen stuff, why not keep a blowtorch next to the toilet roll??
L8R, and thanks for stopping by, even if it`s to rag on me for dragging my silly butt!
billyboy replied
Silly girl, I hope you’re ready for this…
clarkey
Patience is not one of my better known character traits, but, I’m very well known for my IMpatience!
billyboy replied
Jannie, it`s not one of mine either… which is why I can`t understand how anyone has the patience to scroll down to the end of this post. I so admire your patience!
ps: Get the gun. Kill the cheese before it kills you.
clarkey
I don’t scrioll, down, Bill, I hit CTRL+END, and, voilè, I’m at the bottom . . . although, it does take about 5 seconds (too long) for the page to load.
The cheese doesn’t have much chance of killing me since i haven’t eaten it for god only knows how many years, plus, I’m a tough old chook these days. However, as you wish, I’l see if I can find Junior’s old water pistol, that should do the trick on the mould.
billyboy replied
yeah… should help it GROW!
And scrolling is half the fun… if you CTRL+END, ya miss da best partz!!! Actually the scroll wheel on my mouse at work is busted (wonder why??), so I just put a paper weight on the PAGE DOWN key once it`s loaded… which takes about 5 secs…
billyboy replied
and btw, you don`t have to EAT mould for it to kill ya!!
Rhana Griffin
_I hit CTRL+END, and, voilè, I’m at the bottom . . . _
Holy save my scroll finger Batman!!! That is pure freaking genius!!
Rhana Griffin
Sounds bloody good and mighty fine to me BB… Rolf and Harris? PERFECTO! Corny yes… but totally perfect =)
And yes it is bloody freezing here at the moment and I can’t seem to get a good bed of coals happening on my fire. Thanks goodness we will have a heat pump when we move to Dad’s… flick a switch and instant warmth. I’m thinking about investing in a toilet seat warmer ;)
Pack it and post baby…. so excitement!!!!!
billyboy replied
Wow, you sleep on a bed of coals? That is awesome.
And your dad`s got like a bicycle pump that puts out heat?? You Tassie people are SO cool!!
Actually, why not forget all the hi tech stuff and just put one of those pink furry covers on your toilet seat? You could use the left over material to recover your handcuffs. There, see how frugal us gas guzzling Americans can be?
Consider it packed, sent and shitted!
clarkey
Silly billy, I hit CTRL+END, then PageUp a couple of times, depending on what I read at the bottom. Once Purgatory ends, I’ll have time to scroll all the way to bottom again. I can’t miss anything that way.
It won’t help it grow if I add some vinegar to the water!. I’m a REAL tough old chook, nothing’s managed killed me yet!
I plan on being around for quite a while yet – I hope to live long enough to see a medical break-through in my lifetime. It won’t happen, of course, but, hey, I’m very curious to see what happens.
clarkey
P.S.: Where’s the ankle biters? Huh, Billy.
billyboy replied
Jeeze Jan, lemme get home first! I would guess in about another 9 hours there should be a pic of them chomping away… will you be around then? I seriously doubt it. I`ll stay up as long as I can manage… not too much reason to get up early tomorrow. Just gotta go to the post office, mow the lawn, trim the ivy off the shed, do the grocery shopping as Bev`s away, sort my Montreal pics, shake the devils off my ankles, let me abos go loose, mind me platypus duck (Bill), take me koala back (Jack) and tie me kangaroo down (sport)... Yikes, that`s a helluva lot of stuff to do, yeah?
clarkey
With what you normally during a day, that’s a piece of cake, my friend. When I don’t have to get out of bed at an uncivilised hour I’m usually awake for a brief period at that time of the night, so, I’ll make sure I look – I’ll brave the freeze just to see if you’ve put them up, shirt or no shirt! Of course, letting your Abos loose might be a bit of problem if they go walkabout – you mightn’t see them for months. but, that’ll save on your grocery bill.
Had to chuckle at your paraphrasing, damn good job of it, too. LdMAO when I read it!
It’s good you’re back, in fine fettle as well.
billyboy
OK patient ones (you know who you are!), here’s what happened…
I tried getting some work done on my pics from Montreal, but there’s a new addition to the ever-expanding Sanctuary Zoo who just wouldn’t let it happen. Actually, it’s 2 additions if you count one addition being one head… OK, a pic is worth a thousand words, so I pulled out the camera and pointed it down at my ankles…
As you can see, double the Tassies = double the hunger… silly guys, there’s hardly any meat on that bone, yeah? Oops, I guess they just dig drawing blood…
… and no sooner did they give up on my ankle than they scampered up my bass and started on the maple neck. Jeeze… ankles and necks, what’s WITH these guys??
OK, time for big boy Muffie to give those little tykes a taste of their own medicine… looks like ankle biting is in their blood from birth!
But what’s it it all about? Muffie had never seen the likes of this. And I didn’t want to put too fine a point on it as Tassie Devils, as our totally informed Rose points out, are very sensitive about the issue of inbreeding. So I told Muffie that he only had to read what was on the back of their jacket…
TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. Simple as that. So instead fretting over being lodged next to a birth defect, Muffie now looks up to his super-hero cousins, Rolf & Harris, thinking they’re the coolest bastards on earth. Good call, yeah?
But just to avoid gossip, I’m keeping the deceptive duo right where I can keep a watchful eye on them… and WELL above ankle height… right on top of my trusty BB scanner.
Hey, maybe the radiation will turn ‘em back to normal, individual Tassies? Wow, that would be SO cool.
Snowbaby, you are the ONLY person on earth who could have made this amazing event happen in my humble Sanctuary. Thank you for being so totally awesome!!
BTW, what the hell do I feed them?
clarkey
Ah, this is gorgeous, Billy. Thank you so very much for posting these pics – they’re cool. And Rolf and Harris are so handsome, I hope Muffie doesn’t get jealous on that front.
Look out, world, BB’s Zoo just became much bigger; let’s hope there’s not a massive population explosion in the near future.
How’re Mr Bat, Kat, Rat and Shang coping with this new addition(s)?
billyboy replied
Jannie, Mr. Bat, Rat, Kat and Shag are coping just fine… there’s bits of fur flyin’ everywhere!
And just for you, I’ve made up a new verse…
Let me Tassies in-breed, Steed
Let me Tassies in-breed
Like, don’t wanna see the place go to seed, Steed…
But let me Tassies in-breed
All together now…
Tie me Kangaroo dowrn, sport,
Tie me Kangaroo dowrn
Tie me kangaroo dowrn, sport,
Tie me kangaroo dowrn!
Sexy leg? PLEASE tell me you’re joking!
Rhana Griffin
Awwwww BB!!! They look so awesome sitting there on your BB scanner!!! I think you are now officially a part of the “save the Tassie Devils from Extinction” Brigade. That title comes with a lot of responsibility… are you sure you are ready for that?
Please don’t let on to the Australian Feds that I have been exporting live animals, I’d be in for a world of hurt, but I had to do my little part to make sure these cuties survive. I mean, what if Tasmania gets swamped by a tsunami or something? And sinks like Atlantis? Then the Devils would be no more and that would be truly truly sad…
As for what you feed them… wouldn’t have a clue, however they look pretty content chewing on your ankles!
billyboy replied
Have no fear, my lips are so sealed. And the cool thing is that I’ve now got two different breeds of Tassie that I can proliferate in Belgium… just in case of a Tsunami in Taz or somethin… a normal breed and an IN-breed. It’ll be interesting to see which takes over the country first. I am SO ready to take on this responsibility… Mmmmwwwaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Shit… one of the little bastards just bit my ankle! DOWN boy!!
clarkey
P.S.: Sexy leg!
clarkey
I think your eyesight had a senior I moment when you typed the first line of your reply, Bill – Shag???? That may be her preference, but, not her name . . . unless you renamed her?
Who’s the songwriter in your group, Billy??? I thought it was whatisname! You might think about taking it up,although,I think you should have substituted Devil for Kangaroo in the chorus. Ooh, back in a mo. . .
We’ve just got home from that party I didn’t want to go to and Len has climbed into bed. Misty has followed him, as usual, and has plonked herself squarely in the middle of his book with her chin extended for a scratch , , , and she’s purring like a buzz saw! Anyway, back to the topic at hand . . . >
LOL Would i lie to you? Is “Good lookin’, so refined” better? Can’t be too bad if the discerning Devils like it! Maybe they’ve developed a taste for O+ vampire blood In which case, they’ll survive a tsunami or whatever else may hit Tassie. Of course, whatever hits Tassie also hits Victoria, too!
I hope Mary Poppins is on hand to wave the fur away when it settles down.
Have a great day, Bill, I’m off to bed in a couple hours.
Rebecca MacNau...
Wow – no one wishes to follow the above stream of conmsciousness treatise! But I have to, to say your pad is sheer swankiness. The blue walls and art are very nicely done, and the little lights are the perfect classy touch!
billyboy replied
Hey Rebecca, thanks for daring to venture in… you call the above a stream of consciousness? More like total bullshit! But yeah, maybe the swankness keeps `em comin’, yeah? Or maybe it`s the promise of Belgian chocolate? Or the beer? Or the comfortable couch?? Or the vampire blood on tap??? Shit, I just gave away my most guarded secret. Now you`ll have to swear to secrecy or die…
suck yer blood in the meantime?
clarkey
How’s that sexy leg going, Billy? Has the Double Trouble department shredded it yet, or is it still in one piece?
billyboy replied
Funny you should mention that Jannie… I had to sort of SWAT one of them with a rolled up newspaper just this morning… and of course you can’t swat one without swatting the other… just to get him off my leg. Funny cause it was Harris doing the biting and Rolf was actually ASLEEP at the time. SO funny… you should have seen the look on his face when that sharp swat woke him up. Told him it was his silly brother’s fault, but I have to admit i felt sorry for the little tyke. SO, I let them both sink their silly felt teeth into my already bleeding leg (put ketchup on it just to make them feel cool), and I think that kind of gave them a buzz…
So to answer your question (though you MUST be asleep by now), it looks a mess but it’s actually OK. Thanks for asking!!
clarkey
No, I’m not alseep, bill, but, I am heading that way in just a oment.
Glad to hear you apologized, in a manner of speaking, for swatting both! Also good to hear your leg is a fine mess.
Mel Brackstone
I’m here for my chocolate fix :)
billyboy replied
Hey Mel! That is so cool as I was just thinking about you and your 5.000.000 watts… OK, just let me rummage around a bit… GOT IT! This is absolutely the most massive hypodermic syringe I have EVER seen, and I’m drawing a serious line of molten Godiva praline into it as I type (talk about ambidextrous!!) We’ll go for the Godiva as i think the Wittamer would OD you as you’re not used to the rush yet; Now, close your eyes and open WIDE… this is gonna be so wicked…
Sweet dreams lady, you are SO on your way to the stars!!
clarkey
Small voice here asks: Do you have one of those to spare for me, Billy? Please? I think I’m suffering withdrawal after being home all day and NO CHOCOLATE IN THE HOUSE ANYWHERE!!! Do ya, hey? I hate begging, but, I’m so SUFFERING!
billyboy replied
... open yer mouth
and shut yer eyes…
BB’s gonna shoot you up
a BIG surprise!
Jannie, brace yourself… we’re goin’ for the Wittamer…
clarkey
I’m wide open and waiting . . .Hope your aim is good, I don’t want to waste a drop of the precious stuff.
clarkey
Aaaaaah, such supreme delight! Rhank you, Bill, it was exquisite.
billyboy replied
I never miss. Are you up late or up early??? If you’re up late, you must be celebrating your new found freedom, yeah?
WAAAHOOOOO!!!
Mel Brackstone
OMG!!!!!!!!!! You’re a star Bill, does that mean I’m on my way to you??? LOL!!! Gimme more chockky and I WILL be!
Thanks :)
billyboy replied
Godiva
Leonidas
Neuhaus
Cornet de la Toison d`Or
Wittamer
Guylian
P. Marcolini
All the above are available on tap. Or I could make a special blend of all of them…. which would probably land you in rehab. Might just be worth it, so your choice. Lemme know and I`ll warm up the machine… see ya soon??
clarkey
You certainly didn’t this time,. A bit of both, really – ‘d gone to bed about 0100 and woken up about 0400/ I celebrated my freedom by actually going to club meeting I hadn’t been to in 6 months. Monday night was the real celebration – it was 0315 before I hit the sack. Now that was satisfying! LOL
Mel Brackstone
You tease ;)
clarkey
Gotta echo Mel’s statement! However, having become thoroughy addicted to just about all of them, I’ll take the chance on the concoction, whoops, make that the special blend. Make it for about 8 hours time!
elizabethrose05
woah so much writing!
lol wikid bass, and cool room =]
billyboy replied
Hey, thanks for dropping by!
You got pics of your bass in your pf?
OK, that`s me off to take a peek!
Glad you like the vibe here… and the writing? Yeah, arthritis is setting in. Maybe I should go for voice actuated typing… or maybe a Sanctuary Secretary??
See ya later!
elizabethrose05
lol yeah they’re in there somewhere.
writing is good =]
oooo voice acuated typing….. isnt it activated? or am i just confused? lol
billyboy replied
Elizabeth, you can say it either way… means the same thing. It`s just that living in Belgium for over 40 years has totally corrupted my vocabulary. Good that somebody checks up on me now and then… thanks for the smiles!
OK, NOW I`m off to your pf…
elizabethrose05
haha well im glad i can make you feel spoopid XD
Blue
elizabethrose05
can you go to my latest journal and check out my friends band aswell? please?
and also, don’t be afraid to leave comments on my gallery =]
they always make my dayyyy
billyboy replied
OK, you got it.
I`m busy at the studio now but if I can`t get to it during the day, I promise to check it out this evening when I`m home.
And I will SO not be afraid to comment on your stuff.
And I`m feeling totally stoopid today thanks to you!
billyboy replied
ps: sorry I misspelled spoopid…
billyboy replied
Right. I’m replying again in my Sanctuary post so that anyone reading this will know they have to check out Jolly Bugger
which is an amazing video from Team Mendel in which a Koala gets totally eaten alive and there’s lots of other cool stuff going on. OK, it’s not a REAL Koala. Or is it??
It’s fun and it’s wikid so don’t miss it or you’re spoopid. So there.
elizabethrose05
lol thanks
clarkey
How’s that sexy leg coming along, Billyboy? Have Rolf and Harris managed to chew it down to the bone yet?
billyboy replied
Ya know, now you`ve mentioned it I`ve been limping and haven`t actually looked down yet… AAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGG!!!!
They`ve bitten it clear OFF!
Oh well, thank God I`ve got another one! Jannie, thanks for bringing your sweet new avatar into my sanctuary. This calls for a celbration… I`m switching on “the machine” now. Do we play it safe with Neuhaus, or do we go for the OD on Wittamer?? Your call lady!
clarkey
Go the whole hot, Billyboy, go for the Wittamer – I haven’t eaten any chocolate for about 24 hours now!!!!! Glad you like the “new” Me – it was time for a change, don’t you think? Lady? Why, thank you, kind sir, your flattery will get you just about anything! LOL.
billyboy replied
Right… whole hot here we go!
clarkey
Oops, that was meant to be ” . . . hog . .”
Plus, if you need a new leg, you know you only have to let me know which one you need, there’s bound to be at least one of them here, not being used anymore! ::-))
billyboy replied
OK Jan, as long as you`re SURE… it`s the right one…
Cheers!
clarkey
Okay, coming up soon . . . and, I’m dying of withdrawal symptoms.
Ummmm yummmm, now THAT”S what you call satisfaction!
clarkey
Hey Billy, you need to go here to see one of your favourite friends.
billyboy replied
Jan, I can’t express how that TOTALLY blew me away!!
Rhana Griffin
WHERE’S MY CHOCOLATE!
!??!!
You promised me chocolate
There’s no chocolate
You ate it all didn’t you little piggy BB oink oink
No Chocolate = Sad Rhana
Sad sad SAD YOU HEAR ME??? CHOCOLATE NOW!!!!!!!
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.......................................please?
billyboy replied
Rhana, I am so, SO sorry. I was at work and i called the cleaning woman to tell her you were coming and would she please switch the fountain on. Then I saw your comment and rushed home… only to find she’d cleaned me out of chocolate and split back to Brazil. The bitch. Fortunately i know some Italians who will track her down for me.
So you see, it wasn’t my fault and I’m NOT a piggy and I doubt that you’re really actually very sad cause SHE didn’t know where I kept the vodka and THAT was all gone as well…
So do spare a thought for me as you guzzle down that FULL liter bottle of duty free red label… and thanks a bunch for teaching Rolf & Harris how to cuss. Could you tell me how to make them stop?
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clarkey
It looks like you either landed gently or on a well padded surface! At least, he didn’t scoff you down. :-))
I daresay if you tell Rolf and Harris they won’t get any visitors if they keep cussing, you might have some success! They, and Muffie, seem to like us Aussies coming to visit, so . . .
billyboy replied
Jannie, it`s not so much the cussing but the spitting and vomiting that gets me down a bit… anything I have to clean up myself. I think the best idea is just to keep the f`ing vodka locked up!
Rhana Griffin
so ifshwas durrttee biatch togo froju (hiccup) jking Brazzzzzil…
phhbbbbbtttt!!!! (hic)
sssshniiice wodka
=))
billyboy replied
Baby, it scares me how well I understood that…
clarkey
Sounds good, and I wish you success, but you know all about the power of those jaws and teeth . . .
Mel Brackstone
I just heard that the chocolate fountain had been turned on again
?
!
:))
billyboy replied
Mel, the machine works fine… it`s just that there`s no chocolate. And thanks to our mutual friend, there`s no more vodka either!
SO… if you`re up for an espresso and a chat I could always find something to chase it down with. I`ve got some absinthe that will make you think you`re eating chocolate…
Tassie Devil turds are actually good for you…
Mel… MELLLLL… Don`t go away… I`m only kidding….
Mel Brackstone
!!!
clarkey
Poor Mel, I think you frightened her away, Billyboy. Naughty, naughty!
terezadelpilar
so beautiful Billy:))) So tidy, so BLUE, my fav colour, the lightning is just perfect! A room in the clouds! :)))
billyboy replied
Hey Tereza! Every time I think nobody`s gonna visit me here anymore because the page takes too long to load, somebody sweet comes along to make my day.
Thank you so much for loving blue and fairy lights and for hopping onto my cloud for a chat. Uma bica dupla?
terezadelpilar
Yeah Billy, finding a spot to write in your room is quite difficult, it is crowded over here…famous people like you have these problems :D…Thanks for the bica dupla, I wouldn´t sleep for a week!!
Rose Moxon
did someone mention chocolate??
billyboy replied
Rose, as it’s you… thought I’d let you know about the BB special we’re giving away for a song… the Sanctuary Praline Ring. It’s all yours for a hug!
Tracey Mac
Hey BB…I’m back…..thought I’d drop in on my Birthday to get a big kiss and hug from you!!!
Chocolate? What chocolate????
billyboy replied
OK Tracey, as it’s your Bday… and a special one at that… I think every girl needs special shoes. These are 100% Belgian Wittamer chocolate, so you can gorge and be totally fashionable at the same time. So I hope you and your tummy have a good time of what’s left of yer day.
... and the hug & kiss iks a no-brainer…
XO!
Tracey Mac
OMG BB!!!
What a divine Birthday present, fashion statement AND feast all in one!!!
I am shrieking with delight here….and I still have 22 hours left to eat this heavenly shoe, my birthday has only just begun…...although…...could it be the new designer Cinderella chocolate slipper??
Well you know…......the shoe fits…...perfectly too!!
Big hugs and Kisses back atcha !
XOXOXO
billyboy replied
Tracey, what you don’t realize is that… this is a PAIR!
So if the shoes fit, eat ‘em… Eat ‘em even if they don’t! (but I think I got your size)
BB’s off to a dinner party now… wonder what’s for dessert?
Again, Happy Bday!!
XO2U!
Tracey Mac
Oh…..a pair….cool….well that’s even better!!
I’ll just snap the heels off both and gobble them up and still have a PAIR of Cinderella slippers!!
Yep they fit…....and the heels are very smooth and tasty…..
You are the sweetest!! Thank you so much!! xoxoxox
Steven Sandner
haha, the poor bubble!!! lol, you should buy them a few new hardrives!! !
=)
billyboy replied
Hey Steven, what a totally pleasant surprise to find you here!
Anything I can get you while you`re waiting for this silly post to load?
Chocs are kinda girlie, but I`ve got some beer that will do serious damage to your woman side if you`re up for it!
I haven`t been back to your pf in ages so later today when I`ve got the time it deserves I`ll see what`s new.
Cheers for the visit… beer`s on offer 24/7!
Sharon Perrett
Love your Sanctuary, I started reading the comments early this morning, had to stop for a coffee break and now I’ve put it in my faves, have laughed so much and now my butt is numb from sitting so long LOL…...hope you don’t mind if I use that inviting sofa a while…....I love everything about your room soooooooo cool and peaceful, wish I had a den to disappear to. BB I especially love the grapes, mmmmm and the coffee and chocolate tastes real good I shall be back.
billyboy replied
Sharon, how is it that someone cool as you is not on my watchlist? I`ve since rectified that oversight and will check out your stuff when I get home this evening.
The sofa`s yours as long as you can fend off the critters. Their fangs get long as Halloween approaches and they`re always hungry. I just can`t believe you set out to read all those mad ramblings…. this is no. 651, and whenever I think it`s run its course, a gem like you comes along and keeps it going. So thank you so much for stopping by, and yeah, if you dig chocolate you`re in the right place. Next time you stop by I`ll see if I can russle up a special choco gift for ya!
Hugs 2U!
Steven Sandner
haha, so your making home-made beer now?! ...iv tried with rice… ...left it for a few weeks… and… ...i think i created kerosene, lol i left some out for the possums …lets just say they arent plaguing our neighborhood anymore! (poor test animals, always drawing the short straw!)
ohhh my poor portfolio… well.. i tried subliminal messages… but… my screen has a really low contrast value… and… well… i didnt make it subliminal enough!!!
interesting times, anyway! i should get back to uni stuff… hah
cheers,
steve
billyboy replied
Steve, I`ve had great success with homemade wine… did it with cherries once and it ended up really dry and 15% alcohol… making beer attracted me cause everyone said it might explode, but I`ve tried some made by friends and the taste never made it. So yeah, bottled Belgian beer, made by monks getting sloshed in ancient abbeys… just doesn`t get better than that. They go up to 12 % and you can drink them as loing as you`re stting down, It`s once you get up to leave that you fall over.
Will check your pf this evening!!
clarkey
Wow, Bill, Sharon must have the patience of Job, the sanity of Methuselah and the strength of Atlas to sit and read all the fabulous madness and silliness in this wonderful place. a true Sanctuary. I hope she comes back to keep up to date. Now . . . where’s the choccie fountain or has your Tooth Fairy run off with the supplies again? And what was the deliciously intoxicating wine you left for me last time? I forget, funny about that, but, I remember it was verrrrrry nice! Took a little bit of time to find my bed last time !!!
billyboy replied
Jannie, forget the fountain and the wine. because you have been by far the most regular and loyal visitor to my sanctuary over th past 8 months, I thought you deserved a special gift. So here, directly from the Wittamer shop in Place du Grand sablon…
Your personal box of Belgian chocolate hearts. Feel free to totally pig out on them all at once and you can even sleep it off on my couch if you promise to open the window if you gotta vomit.
Hugs2U!
clarkey
Oh Wow, Bill, you ALMOST have me speechless.. Ooooooh, I won’t pig out on them, I’ll savour them SLOWLY, ONE BY ONE. I think I will curl up on your couch for a while, so that I can take my time. Mmmmmmm, . “Oh dear. Mr Bat, you can’t have any of these! You know Billyboy will be VERY unhappy with you if you do. No, NO, YOU CAN’T!”
Ah Bill, what a wonderful gift. Thank you. Now, if I take the box and put it beside e, I’ll be comfortable on your couch.
clarkey
Oh dear, Billy, I dozed off – I must have been more tired than I thought. I’m sorry. LMAO However, after those heavenly chocccies, and a brief snooze, I feel re-invigorated, ready to tell the world to piss off big-time.I hate to tell you, though, I found your stash of hot chocolate. Ahhhhh, what more can a lady ask for: divine chocolates, smooth, rich and creamy hot chocolate and the most comfortable couch that seems made to fit a diminutive body. Thank you – you lived up to the title of Host with the Best with panache!
Mel Brackstone
I keep coming back to see if you’ve changed the image for a wider angle, and to update the contents….you know you just have to go to edit and browse to the new shot, don’t you? Then you could always drop this one in as a “before” :)
Ok, where’s that chocolate?
billyboy replied
That`s actually a good idea… might just investigate that this wekend. And as you too are a regular visitor, I`m gonna rummage through my bag of choloate gifts tonite and see if I can russle up somethin’ for ya. As for your body parts… I`m gonna need time to think about that…
See ya later Meligator!
Mel Brackstone
heh Take all the time you need, Bill…..
billyboy replied
OK, here’s something specially for you as I know how you like yer eggs! Cool thing about this is that you can even eat the thing they’re sitting in… only in Brussels!
They wouldn’t tell me exactly what’s inside them, so PLEASE let me know once you’ve bitten in. And I’d like FOUR signed A2 prints of you piggin’ out on ‘em, each in a different position…. top, side, bottom, and sunny side up!
Mel Brackstone
hehe…..you’re so good to me Bill!!! yum!!! I’m just off to spend the weekend with hubby in a houseboat on the Tweed River…..so those chocckies are going to be very much needed energy….LOL!
I’ll take the clicky thing for self portraits, shall I?
billyboy replied
Houseboat weekend with hubby on the Tweed? Cool. Hide the chocckies and DON’T share ‘em…
And yeah, take the clicky thing…!
Mel Brackstone
Don’t think I’ll have anywhere to hide them…..
grinbillyboy replied
DEFINITELY bring the clicky thing!
Mel Brackstone
check!
clarkey
It look like those Belgian Chocolatiers have amazing skills, Bill. I think we Aussies need to import a few, ours don’t seem to have ANY imagination. Shoes – chessboard no less, – pink egss with edible container, what else?
billyboy replied
Check `em out… www.wittamer.be . Their photo gallery rocks… you might see some stuff you recognize!
clarkey
I’ll check it out later tonight! Have a great day, Bill.
clarkey
LMAO Bill, your soul is beautiful but very, very cheeky – thank you for the sweet thought. Their gallery not only rocks, it’s also full of AMAZING things which I recognize. And one of their other pages makes me wish the exchange rate wasn’t so absolutely scandalous at the moment, I could really go for one of their yummies! Oh well, I can dream – pity I won’t remember it, though! I think you’re a devil in disguise actually.
Mel Brackstone
pssst….clarkey….I don’t think his disguise is very good….cos I can see he definitely IS a devil :) off to check out www whittamer.be now :) Thanks for dropping by my seascape, Bill :)
billyboy replied
Did I hear someone mention the devil and my name in the same sentence? What a silly notion. Gimme your gorgeous neck and I’ll show you who I really am… chocckiezz for afterzz??
clarkey
Hi Mel, thanks, I didn’t want to be too definite, might scare off future visitors, but, I know he’s a devil, LMAO. The Wittamer site is fairly basic but, it has some yummy goodies on there.
billyboy replied
OK Jannie, now that Mel is one of us she’ll be getting her chocolate intravenously from now on… that means more pralines for you… btw, what’s that on yer neck? No, THERE…. those two little puncture marks… hang on, I’ll just hook you up to the fountain… there. That better??
I SO love it that Halloween’s just round the corner. Raised Millie from the dead today… THAT was fun. If she comes by, I want you two to share, yeah? Be NICE??
clarkey
After you almost draining me dry, ohhhhh, boy, do I need that fountain. . . . . . . Ahhhhh yes, that’s beginning to feel much better. I think you’ve been behaving for too long! You should have said you needed to borrow a neck!
If Millie comes, of course I’ll share . . . a little, anuyway.
Mel Brackstone
hmmm….all of a sudden I want to sleep in the daytime and stay awake all night…...eating chocolate?
clarkey
I have to tell you, Mel, hanging out will Bill can have some odd effects on people, things like developing odd tastes and habits!!!! LOL It also provides one with lots of sometimes naughty fun, though – I think that’s a fair trade.
We all enjoy this wonderful Sanctuary, where there are always lots of interesting goings on.
Welcome, Mel. Do drop in every now and then, we’ll enjoy your company to the fullest.
Irish
Ok new avatar just because you didnt like my scary one…...
this is more appropriate anyway,
kinda like a KISS MY ASS to all the idiots…..BUT on that note…..
Who Loves Ya Babe?! :)
billyboy replied
OK Joisey Goil, whether I raised you from the dead or you raised yourself from the dead or whether you were here all along, the important thing is that you dropped by after 5 months AWOL wearing your new avatar…
So rather than kiss yer butt and feel like an idiot, I thought it would be cool to celebrate by installing a Guinness tap…
Which is a good thing cause there’s a school of thought which teaches that Guinness is actually all you need to survive. Supplemented by pralines in moderation. And though the sign says SOLD HERE, you can drink for free every time you stop by. And yeah, you can crash out on the couch as long as you don’t vomit. If you do, it’ll cost you a belly dance. Even if it’s after Halloween.
Knock yerself out!!
clarkey
Welcome back, Millie. Billy said he raised you from the dead yesterday – hope you’re recovered and rarin’ to go again! LOL, He’s left us all plenty of choccies to share until he gets back. Enjoy!
Irish
See thats the BB I know and love, thinking like an Irishman, I dont know how well the Guinness and the Choc will go together but HEY, Im up for a try …. IF I throw up, let the little TAZ clean it up…lol….and I think this place could use a little Belly Dancing….what do ya think CLARKEY, r u up for it?
And ME DEAD…..NEVA :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Irish
PS, I have dibs on the choc eggs above!!!
billyboy replied
Millie, I hate to tell you that those choc eggs were Mel’s and i happen to know she’s gobbled them totally up… I’ll have a rummage through and see if I can’t find something more appropriate for you anyway. In the meantime, yes, Guinness DOES go great with pralines. You only vomit when you over indulge like with anything else including belly dancing. So pour yerself a pint and hang loose till i find you a shamrock shaped truffle or somethin…
clarkey
I dunno about the belly dancing bit, I got just a few too many wobbly bits of my own these days, but, what the hell, Billyboy can only pass out and then refuse to let me back in! Then again, maybe if we blindfold him, he can provide the necessary muscial accompaniment. Okay, you have the choccie egg, I’ll have the other pair of shoes he’s hidden away – Mr Bat will tell me where!
billyboy replied
And Jan, there IS no other pair of shoes… my chocckie gifts are special one-offs. It’s like when you chuck the glass in the fireplace after making an important toast.
BUT, to make up for yer disappointment, here’s something better than a crossword puzzle to keep your brain sharp… Took this pic an hour ago with my 16 mm. Not quite the same angle, and I’ll probably regret posting it cause it will slow down the loading time even more, but it makes a cool ‘spot the diff’ shot…
Happy hunting!
clarkey
Wppppweeee. this is fabulous, Bill, that lens is dynamite! I am NOT going to try finding the differences at this hour of the morning – I’ll play that game tomorrow . . . sometime! The light is much richer this time and your Sanctuary appears much bigger, too. That lens is an awesome piece of glass!
I don’t think adding this pic has slowed down the load time any, at least it didn’t seem to, on my end, anyway.
Mel Brackstone
burpscusie…...
there’s a space on the wall behind the guitar Bill…
billyboy replied
Mel, that was the cutest burp I’ve heard all weekend… nothin like Guinness and Wittamer eggs to release the gas!
That space is for our collab, whenever and whatever that will be. Life is such a trove of undiscovered treasures!
Mel Brackstone
those eggs were devine, thank you Bill!!!
Ooooo….a collab!!!!! Now you’ve got me thinking!
clarkey
Well, Bill, I’ve had a quick look and have come up with 20 . . . for starters! I’ll keep looking, and hope you’ve left me a surprise in there somewhere.
billyboy replied
OK Jannie, hope you don’t think I’ve been too hard on you… a C+ is actually a GOOD grade. But the smile grade’s the one that counts!
Class dismissed !!!
blamo
Organised space Organised mind …..................Excellent image
billyboy
Hey Blamo, thanks for passing by!
In that your tastes in music artists virtually match mine, you`ll understand that what looks to be organization is simply the culmination of many years of severe indulgence. But thanks for the comment… you`ve given me hope that I`m fooling at least some of the people some of the time!
Your pf looks cool and I`ll check it out in detail this weekend. And thanks again for visiting this mad place that takes an eternity to load. It was getting dangerously lonbely in here!!
billyboy
OK Jan, I copy/pasted your 20 diffs so I can comment on each one…
Jannie’s Sanctuary differences:
Starting on the left and working around the room clockwise (more or less, anyway):
1. There appear to be three more things on your desk around the base of your desk lamp which weren’t there in the original. (3)
The only new thing is Canada Bear. You can’t really see him too good cause he’s partly behind my monitor. Like the pig, he shits when you squeeze him. Brought him back from Mel & Art’s wedding in Montreal. The desk picture, soundblaster controller, TV remote and beer mat have always been there… they just get shifted around by the cleaning woman (GRRRRR!)
2. Top left corner, above the big silver-framed pic, there is now a picture which wasn’t there in the original. (1)
*That’s a pic of Melanie that I had to move from a place you couldn’t see it before to accommodate Ice Girl which I had to move to accommodate TG’s Capricorn pic. Whew! Not easy to find free wallspace here!!
3. Oops, back on your desk, under the t.v., different scanner, Muffie’s mutant cousin(s) are sitting on the scanner, what is sitting in front of Muffie’s cousins (Mr Rat?), Homer Simpson (Rubik’s cube) isn’t there anymore, there’s a small photo(?) no longer there, (is Homer sitting on top something that is also sitting on the top of your scanner?) (4 or 5)
New scanner, check. Muffie’s mutant Tassie cousins, check. In front of the cousins is my chrome BB initials that I stuck on the scanner. Rhana knows about these letters as they alson stand for Bella Babe. A souvenir of our collab Too Precious to Lose. Homer is still there, but he’s on the desk that my (white) printer is on so you can only just see the top of his head over the edge of my desk… it’s where the scanner, printer and external hard drive meet.
4. Kat is sitting on top of your t.v. and your Grape light is hanging underneath it. (2)
A+ on both counts. Kat is indeed atop the TV and just winked at me. Grape light, check!
5. The two pics immediately to the right of your t.v. (on the rear wall) are different – one has been moved up and the one that was there appears to have been replaced by another, smaller one. (2)
I moved Ice Girl and shifted Noah’s Ark down, then hung TG’s Capricorn. Just fit!!
6. Mr Bat is now hanging from the light fitting above your couch. (1)
Mr. Bat has ALWAYS been hanging from the light fitting over the couch. BZZZZZ – that’s a big fat F!
7. Your amp is no longer sitting on the floor in front of your couch but, it looks like there is something black in it’s place. (1)
That amp was actually my camera bag… now replaced by the case for my second external hard drive. BZZZZZ !!
8. Shang, Muffie and the Miami Beach Dogs cushion weren’t on your couch in the original pic; and there is something cream coloured up the other end. (4)
Good call. And that cream colored object is Paul Vanzella’s book which I bought from RB and it is absolutely stunning!
9. To the left of the curtains, there appears to be a pic missing, and the curtains aren’t open in the update. (2)
Well spotted re the curtains. In fact those pictures were always there, just hidden by the open curtains
10. Headphones are missing in the updated pic. (1)
Headphones are indeed missing. Not even somewhere else in the room. They’re back in the studio from where I ripped ‘em off! A+ on that one Jannie!
11. Back on your desk – there appears to be a remote control (?) between the scanner and pen stand which wasn’t there in the original. (1)
Indeed a remote – for the TV. This was previously on my old scanner. The cleaning woman moved it (GRRRR!!)
12. There are twice as many Icons on your Desktop as there were in the original pic. (?)
Yup, I’ll give ya an A+ on that one too!!
13. This one doesn’t count! In the original, on the rear left corner, there is what looks like a Floating (magnetic) Pen and Stand.
That’s actually the left side twin of the right side speaker which is to the left of the new scanner. Floating (magnetic) Pen and Stand?? BZZZZZ F- !
I can’t see either your Easy Button or Mr Rat.
The easy button is right where it’s always been… just that my wide angle wasn’t quite wide enough. And Mr Rat is still being carried away by Mr. Bat who is hanging from the overhead halogen lights.
So Jan, I’ve added everything up and reckon you’re somewhere around a C+ for the day. Hey, most peple wouldn’t have passed! And you missed the big red rocket whos top you can see just peeking out from round the right of the TV (you will hear more about this in the fullness of time…) BUT, having considered further, I’m gonna give you an overall A- for making me smile. Most fun I’ve had in yonks!!!
clarkey
Haha, no, I don’t think you were too hard, BUT, I did say differences between the pics, not additions and subtractions, so I think you better count again Bill. .I guess I didn’t actually do too badly considering I’m trying to identify unfamiliar things from sometimes odd angles. LOL, since we’re talking about grades, I was expecting a B, maybe. I’ll be damned if I can see Mr Bat and Rat in the original, though – probably too far away for me to say. Yeah, I remembered the BB letters, just a bit hard to recognize. Now that you’ve pointed him out, I can Rat. Thank you for the smiles, Bill, they’re appreciated. Have a great evening, sleep titght, don’t let the Bed Bugs bite!
billyboy replied
Jan, I am SO sorry… neither Mr. Bat nbor Mr. Rat were in the original… it was before they were born.
Consequently, you are upgraded to a B, and you have an honorary scholarship to the Billyboy Internationsl School of Total Insanity. Good luck!!
clarkey
Warum, danke, freundlicher geehrter Herr, werde ich in der Tat durch Ihre Großzügigkeit geehrt. Das Lachen, das Sie mich geben, wird viel geliebt und, ich hoffe, dass ich sie zurückbringe.
Η συγγνώμη σας εκτιμάται αλλά περιττός. Είμαι βέβαιος ότι το B.I.S.T.I. θα με ρίξει έξω ως πάρα πολύ μιας χούφτας για τους!
Your wishes of good luck should probably be directed to your B.I.S.T.I.
Mel Brackstone
Boy, some people have way too much free time on their hands…..heh
All I want to know is “where’s the chocolate fountain?”
:)
billyboy replied
Mel, I think the whereabouts of the fountain is in the middle paragraph above. If you can figure out which language it`s in, you`re half-way home.
And as an official member of the B.I.S.T.I. alumni, you have unlimited access should you find it. Thanks for being one of the few remaining die-hards mad enough to still frequent this asylum!!
Mel Brackstone
oh jeeez…do I have to read it Bill? I told ya I’m a lazy wotknot….I think I’ll just go on a field trip with spoon and tongue :)
clarkey
You surely aren’t going to tell me you haven’t translated my little bit of silliness are you, Billy. It’s really not that hard!
I’m afraid, though, the choccie fountain’s location isn’t in any of the paragraphs above. I think Mr Bat and cohorts have run off with it.
Irish
Irish
You can thank me later…..:)
billyboy replied
I gotta admit, this is cooler than a pic of Shea Stadium. But how did you manage to take the picture and hold the stick at the same time?
And btw, when are you gonna give it back?? And when am I gonna get my BIKE back??? That’s TWO things… I’m just gonna have to get my butt to JC with a big truck. Might just stick a piece of gaffa tape over yer yapper and sling you in the back while I’m at it!
And btw, how did you get it to work on 110 volts?
Irish
OK BB, No more COFFEE for you…thats alot of questions in one breath…:))))))))))
AND many a man has TRIED to put GAFFA TAPE over me yapper and it hasnt been accomplished YET….,,,,wellllll maybe once when….ohhhhh thats a whole different story…lmao :) Anyway I will return IT and the BIKE when I get MY Belgium Choclates since MEL got the EGGS and they were met for MIL….I will excuse you you probally got the middle letter confused LOL
No seriously tho….WHEN you get you arse back to JERSEY, the Bike , The Fountain is ALL YOURS!
Irish
oh ps BB …. You need to get a NEW sanctuary pic and start a new blog…this takes too long to load…here let me help you… Try this pic…...wait give me a sec let me see if it works first….LMAO :()
Irish
Irish
ahhh S* I will email it to you
Irish
Irish
ok erase those trys I give up
billyboy replied
Why would I want to erase those cute little X`s? Makes me think you`re giving me a kiss through the Gaffa tape.
I`m not gonna have much time this weekend, but I PROMISE you a special choockie gift that will be all yours and nobody else`s. I am totally in touch with my woman side and realize how a girl needs to have something unique. But you`re gonna have to give the eggs back to Mel. Deal? Huh Joisey Goil??
btw, your Sanctuary pic did have me going for a sec… thought, how the f..k did she get in? But now you`re there, just make yerself at home. But watch the animals cause they bite even harder than me.
clarkey
LMAO. Ummmm, Billyboy, I think you better give the young lady what she wants otherwise YOU go WITHOUT COFFEE and the rest of go WITHOUT the CHOCCIE FOUNTAIN – that’s a pretty unthinkable scenario, when you then you think about it. Remember, you were very particular about taking coffee and cacao seeds on the Ark! I’ll send you two extra invisible BHs if you do. Pretty pleeeeeeease????
billyboy replied
Jannie, consider it done.
Thanks in advance for the invisibles!
clarkey
Taaaa muchly, billyboy. The thought of you WITHOUT coffee is a wee bit worrying! And me, and the others, without our chocolate FIXES is quite painful to contemplate. IBHs are on their way as I type . . . and you’ll have to post your Joisey Goil’s Sanctuary pic for all to see! Thanks for the smiles in the middle of the evening.
Irish
LMAO….SHE got IN under 5 seconds …lol…and did you happen to notice I brought the fountain with me, while I was hangin in that COMFTY chair, the fountain is next to your desk….need to change the locks Babe….too easy :)))))))))))))))))
And yes since MEL already ate all the eggs, I guess I have no choice…boo hoo…..but since IM IN here now, IM snooping through the drawers while your out…hee hee hee…Happy Halloween All!
billyboy replied
Snoopin thru my drawers eh? Cool. Feel free to sniff my underwear!
I`ll be back in about 5 hours so you can model your Halloween costume for me. Whatcha goin as? A Charlie`s Angel? A Guiness swiggin’ Leprechaun?? A chocolate munchin’ Joisey Goil???
Trick or Treat baby!
clarkey
P.S.: Hehe, who you tryin’ to kid, Billyboy? Your bite is so gentle, it can’t be felt! I can only see the evidence after it starts to bleed, and then, I can barely feel you lapping it up with that vampirish rough tongue. LMAO
Globalphotos
billyboy replied
So it was YOU who broke the bathroom door handle! I heard someone come out, but thought I must have been dreaming… so I got out of bed and went in to get washed (thought it was kind of damp in there), and when I went to open the door to leave, the latch mechanism was broken so I was locked in!!. I called my wife on her mobile (she was still in bed), and asked her to slip me a wire coathanger under the door. I used the key to prise the moulding away just enough to get the coathanger between the door and the frame and hook it under and around the latch. Worked like a charm.
But I never thought to look arcross the hall into the Sanctaury… you must have been giggling your butt off watching all that drama coming down! OK Varinia, you can use the bathroom… and you know you`re welcome in my sanctuary any time (why have you been away so long?)... but you`ve GOT to remember, these are OLD door fittings. And watch how you light the stove if you wanna do hot chocolate, yeah?
Halloween was uneventful (don`t get many trick-or-treaters in Belgium… which is why we got mini-Snickers cause I dig them myself), but we had friends over the weekend and watched a wicked DVD called `1408’. If you get off on spook, don`t you DARE miss it!
Thanks for dropping by… no matter what the circumstances. Just gimme a day or so to fix the door…
Globalphotos
LOL ok ok ok I confess, guilty as charged !!
Oh I haven’t been away that long have I ???
awwww lost my directions to your house again, had a blonde moment :P
You’ve given me an idea now, stock up on snickers and watch 1408, saw the preview…...creeeeeeeepy
Hurry up and fix that door !!
Hugsss x
Irish
Wow alot of people besides me breaking into the Sanctuary…lol…and why havent you posted YOUR NEW Sanctuary picture young man? :)
billyboy replied
OK baby, you asked for it…
Folks, she didn’t even come to take a shower… she came to return my chocolate fountain, which I think is very noble and she took this totally cute pic of herself while she was here. What? You think she photoshopped it? I can spot a PS’d pic a mile away, so I think I’d know, yeah?
Irish
PS – 1408 …great movie …Cusackk is a HOTTIE….but if you really want a good horror flick check out STIR OF ECHOES….Kevin Bacon….it will even scare the Belgium Chocs out of you BB..:)
billyboy replied
We also checked out ‘No Country for Old Men’ but got a bit pissed off with the ending. Loved the dud’s airgun though!
And as you dig movies, I found these special Irish chocolates you can munch on while you’re checkin’ out your fav screen hunk…
They’re actually Guinness and Baily’s Cream flavored… Load of blarney, but I bet they’re gorgeous. Let me know?
Irish
Photoshopped? NEVA…lol…..thats an actual abarition caught in pics…see the faint blur around me…woooooo…scary stuff….Now on a lighter note…..I just LOVE LOVE LOVE my Irish Choc…see this is why YOUR THE MAN…..so clever you are :)))))
Ok so I came to pick UP my goodies and I ran into your wife and she wasnt too happy about all these women coming in and out, but we chatted , I shared my Chocolates with her and she ended up just loving me soooo much, she said i am welcome anytime…..LMAO!
But then she said she was suppose to babysit for a neighbor and decided since I was there I could do it, so i sent you a pic of ME, babysitting and eating my goodies on your sooo comfy sofa, I EVEN played around a bit with the guitar, hope you dont mind BB….so thanks to you and the lovely wife for having me….your just the BEST! :) Big Hug!
billyboy replied
Millie, I got news for you… that was NOT my wife you met. If Bev had seen this…
... she would have kicked us both out on our skinny Joisey BUTTS, kept the chocolate for herself, and let the animals take over the sanctuary and they would have shit all over the place (the double-headed guy would have shit for TWO) and eventually died of malnutrition cause she would have locked the door and thrown away the key. See how important it is not to upset the balance of nature?
Having said that, I wonder who it was you met?? I`ll pass on the thanks to Bev anyway… and yeah, you can play my bass. Your hand big enough to handle that neck? Wouldn`t want you breaking any fingernails or nothin… you sure you know what you`re doin???
Yer Sanctuary pics make me smile… Big hug right back atcha!
clarkey
Wow, Bill, you’re doing a roaring trade there – first Little Helen jumping on your bed! Next Millie dropping by and borrowing your choccie fountain. And then, Varinia taking a shower! Who next, I wonder?! thanks for posting the “new” pics of your Sanctuary. I’m sure Bev must be wondering . . . Thanks for the smiles again. A handful of IBHs in case you’re running low.
billyboy replied
Yup, indeed it`s all happening here!
But you`re fogetting my all time 2 best customers… Clarkey and Mel who pig out on the chocs and tease the animals.
Qu`est ce que la vie est BELLE, non?
Bisous, BillyGarcon
clarkey
I’ve done a bit of guesswork here, and hope that my reading of this dictionary has given me the correct spelling of one word in particular:
Mais oui, la vie peut être très belle quand les personnes concernées sont dans lui.
Jannie envoyer bisous et étreintes à tu, aussi, Billygarçon.
Irish
Hmmmm….....now if it wasnt Bev, who was it??
CLARKEY?? Did you stick me with the baysitting duties, WTF…lol…..Jeez I stop by for my goodies and I get stuck babysitting :)
BB …... Im glad the pics bring a smile to that cute face :)
Now….. IS MY HAND BIG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE NECK ??? Did you REALLY just ask me that??? NO COMMENT!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))
clarkey
Opps, somehow or other, the first part of my reply went missing. It said:
We don’t pig out on your choccies, we savour them. And we most definitely DON’T tease the animals, we entertain each other and provide them with a little news of the outside world – they say you take the T.V. remote with you each morning!?
billyboy replied
That is such BULLSHIT. I absolutely NEVER take the remote with me… they hide it so you’ll tell them about the outside world. Jannie, you shouldn’t let those silly buggers con you. Truth is, as soon as you leave they’re back on the porno channel… as if inbreeding’s not bad enough!
Oh well, just keep savouring the chocolate… gotta keep my guests sweet. And if those bent Tassie Twins give you trouble, just smack one of ‘em in the head and the other gets it. Cool, yeah?
Irish
Ho bisogno di più HUGS dei chocalates a proposito ….....!
billyboy replied
È quello realmente la VOSTRO butt nella vostra avatar?
clarkey
No Millie, I didn’t stick you with the babysitting duties.
Never Mind, Billygaràon, it’s all good fun while we’re there. They behave and we all have a good laugh. They don’t give us any trouble. They’re sweet!
Irish
ALL ME :)
clarkey
Hey Billyboy, thought I’d drop in and say, “Hi”, since it’s Saturday, but you’re not here. :-(( Muffie and Shang say they don’t know where you are, but I don’t really believe them. Oh well, I’ll just pour a cup of coffee and curl up on your oh so comfy couch while I drink it. Have you bought “Black Ice” yet? If I can find that, I’ll have something to listen to, too. . . . . . . . . Oh dear, I’m sooo tired . . .
billyboy replied
Jan, I’m really having difficulty typing with you snoring yer butt off. And I did tell those jerks where I was going today… so they messed with your head and slipped you the absinthe-laced choccies. Just goes to show you should NEVER take candy from… well, Muffie & Shag!!
Sleep well… how you like yer eggs lady?
clarkey
LMAO, a gentleman never tells a lady she snores, so, I’ll forgive that momentary lapse in good manners! At least it wasn’t Mr Bat with his chocolate-covered horse flies this time, and I had a much needed snooze so, no harm done.
Eggs? Sunny side up, please, Billyboy, with the yolks just set!
Coffee was wonderful but, I didn’t find “Black Ice” – maybe next time.
abfabphoto
Move over….I’m moving in….Where’s my drink??? Lovely blue color…... Very nice space you have here for entertaining bubblers….. Great shot! I brought you some pastries… It’s what we do when we visit for the “first” time….
billyboy replied
OK, what’s your fancy? We got Belgian beer and a bit of vodka left… which is amazing considering the way SOME people have been slurping the stuff in here…
And yeah, I think it’s what you should do when you visit EVERY time and you should visit at least twice a day.
On second thought, forget the sweet stuff… just gimme yer neck!
abfabphoto
Ill have some vodka… i prefer
Apple Martinis yuuuummmmm…. but you didn’t know…. Neck’s all yours…... Enjoy!!
xoxo
Jen
abfabphoto
Just stopping by for a shot of something strong… I need it today to grow some hair on my chest!
Thanks, that was good…..
billyboy replied
Yeah? Not nearly as hairy as that Apple Martini you left me… I swear there’s hair growing on places I didn’t even know I had!
But OK. As you are an artist, I’ve been saving a bottle of this black absinthe I got in Spain a couple of years ago. Nobody’s had the guts to finish it off. It’s like 80 proof and totally hallucinogenic, and illegal everywhere else in the world. So if yer game, I’ll pour us both a glass and we can listen to some Hendrix and talk about gay pride. Lady, if you want a quiet nite in, you’ve so come to the WRONG place. My sound system starts at volume 11…
PPPhotoArt
OMG i can’t believe it’s taken about 20 minutes to get to the end of your comments page(s)!!! just wanted to say that the visit was a riot and i really enjoyed your space and i love the fairy lights
-some of the comments are pretty funny and racy too, like i said it was great entertainment scrolling down for this one!!!!!billyboy replied
Talk about racy… doing that in 20 mins is pretty fast. Takes about a minute for the page to load these days!
I know it`s getting cumbersome to check this post out and that`s why I really get off on someone new paying a visit. Your comment is no. 742, and I`m glad you had fun. And I believe you`re not just here for the chocolates like some… YOU GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE…
Patricia, thanks for drpping by and come back whenever you feel your blood alcohol level`s a bit on the low side. We can fix that in a jiff! XOBB!!
clarkey
I wonder how many scroll wheels and Page Down buttons need to get replaced by all these “game” Bubblers who come to visit these days, Billy.
billyboy replied
5 scroll wheels and 2 page down buttons. I BM`ed everyone except you and asked. There`d normally be more page down buttons, but I don`t think anybody knew about that until you told us. If you`ve had any replacements, I`ll update my list.
No guarantee replacements though. I`ve told most people they visit at their own risk. I will however get them drunk if they have a problem with my guarantee policy. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
SaRaHKnOwDoG
Where is the beer fridge ? I’m fanging for one …... : 0
Nice bass, but what the hell is that blue thing hanging above it ??? What is that ?
I like fairy lights : ] And tube lights and lava lamps and fibre optic lamps : ] I just love mood lighting, you know what it’s good for don’t ya!? : ]
Nice place, BillyBoy. Can i smoke ?
Now you all you need is a SaRaHKnOwDoG picture on the wall to add to yr collection ; )
So where is yr Jam room ? You didn’t tell me if you had any music up ?
billyboy replied
Baby, this IS my jam room. Practice place is 6 miles down the road! Bass is a US made Lakland (killer EQ!)... which I will NOT drop on my foot btw! Got my Kill Bill strap from the guy who made a few for Bob Dylan… Sounds like you need one of those, like they NEVER let go!
Blue thing is a LED lamp from Ikea, kind of like a mobile. I get totally turned on by mood lighting, as does Alicia Keys. She did a one-day gig in the studio last month and filled the control room with strings of blue and red fairy lights and smelly candles. Blew us all away, and she looks happy so I guess she knows what it’s good for too.
You can smoke, but only grass. No cigs or cigars allowed. And jeeze, you like beer? I’ve got some stuff in my fridge that will leave you fully legless after 2!
You sound like you’d get off on this place, so come as often as you like. I don’t worry about stains on the couch… the Tassie Devils lick that stuff clean while I’m out!!
And yeah, lemme have another look in yer pf… maybe I do need a new pic in here…
clarkey
You know me, Billy, I’m totally lazy . . . after the page loads (about 10 secs), I hit CNTRL + END, then Page Up once. If I need to go any further back, I hite Page Up again, or use the Scroll Bar!!! Haven’t needed to replace anything yet. I’m sure Mr Bat and Shang will tell you I also come for the entertaining conversation, your choclate stash is a much-loved enhancement. Of course, if you weren’t out making “naughty” calendars, we’d get to drink more coffee.
_Sigh, c’est la vie!_This, too, will pass.
billyboy replied
Sorry Jan, this will go on forever as long as there’s soul…. and amazing people like you.
Naughty calendars?? Haven’t a clue what you’re on about…!
clarkey
LMAO, of course you haven’t got the foggiest idea what I’m on about! Tell me another one, please, I’m much in need of a distraction by now. I’m just so glad it’s NOT bedtime here, the images going through my imagination . . . Well, we won’t go there.
Don’t, in fact, never apologise for this wonderful madness, Billy, it’s a sanity saver on many occasions, as you know.
_LMAO, I have paperwork to do, what a riot that’s going to be.
abfabphoto
Im baaaaaaaack!!! Just had an eggnog latte to have the energy to go deeper into you…. i mean your portfolio…. Tickling is great…..
Brought you some coffee for your hangover…...
I dug so deep i got to your last image, which was fantabulous and my fave!!
billyboy replied
Sorry lady, you can’t fool me… that’s Guinness in that bag, and fortunately it’s the only thing that works for one of my patented whopping hangovers! Hey, what hangover you talkin’ bout? I didn’t touch a drop last night. Well, maybe just a drop…
And btw, don’t know why that picture was last in my pf. There’s 118 public pictures, and 98 unpublished ones which are the pics I post here and in other places that I don’t want to have in my pf (double headed Tassie Devils & stuff…). Somehow Alone on Stilts got mixed up among those, and so appears at the end of the published ones. Does that make any sense? Anyway, I’ve since corrected the error and it’s now no. 7. Because you like it so much.
I so can’t wait to hook up to that bag… where’s a goddam needle when you need one???!!!
clarkey
Ha, now you’ll be in 7th heaven, Bill.. Take it easy, don’t down the lot in one gulp! But, do enjoy.
Wanda Lechene
very cool
billyboy replied
Is that IT? Very cool?? Like, dont’cha want any chocolates or nuthin?
OK, at least I got a cute avatar to hang on my wall… thanx for stopping by!
Wanda Lechene
lol your too funny lol if you affer my some chocolates i will be there. lol
your space looks great for a hang out. and the pictures all the wall is great to admire.
and i love the soft lighting too has a romantic feel to it as well.
billyboy replied
Now that’s more LIKE it!
It’s all about romance. And chocolate. And beer. And breeding strange animals… and vampires… and my comfortable couch…
So are you coming, or do you need more good reasons…?
Oh, and wear something that doesn’t cover yer neck!
Wanda Lechene
lol your too funny
amarica
I see a TV back there, but I’ll bet you never get time to watch it. I know I rarely watch mine…too much artwork to do to mess with TV…LOL. Love the colors Bill. Great shot and a lot of effort went into this shot. You did a great job of stitching it together….xxxxxxxx
billyboy replied
Wow, I think it’s kind of cool that you actually commented on the picture instead of adding to the insanity here like most… and you’re right, I don’t think I’ve switched that TV on more than twice, the first time being to see if it worked. Don’t know what the animals get up to while I’m gone, but there’s definitely no time for such luxuries in this place!
Thank you so much for dropping by and for your patience waiting for this silly page to load. Come again!
clarkey
Wow, there’s life in the old girl, yet! Three new visitors in a week. This has been going for the same time as it takes a pregnancy to reach term – what’s going to op out in the near future, Bill, I’m really curious to see!
billyboy replied
Considering it takes close to a pregnancy term for this page to load, I fear for its future… 763 comments, 4000 views. Kind of cool for a silly old room in Belgium though, yeah? I’m not gonna trash it, so we’ll just see what happens…
clarkey
Really cool. Glad you’re gonna keep it kicking on. Fabulous figures, too.
Have you taken a look at my latest “What am I?”- you might know what it is!
clarkey
Okay, it now takes about 25 – 30 seconds for this wonderfully insane page to load. When it gets up to 1 minute, then I’ll start to worry! LOL, I don’t think you should call it silly, Billy, not when it’s received so many visitors!
clarkey
Hey Bill, I decided to pop over for a quick coffee and choccie, but, I forgot, you’re at work. Mr Bat and Shang, Muffie, and his cousin said Hi to me and told me not to leave it so long between visits next time! They sympathized with me over my deprivation of RB and said, if it happens again, I should come visit them and they’ll provide me with something to distract me. The mind boggles!? So, since you’re not here (my memory really is going to hell in a large bucket), I guess I better go cook tea! Cheers.
billyboy replied
You`re gonna cook TEA for those guys??
They`re gonna be spoiled rotten. Normally they`re lucky if they get a couple of dust mites!
But OK, if it makes you feel comfortable… Oh, you mean go HOME and cook tea… no wait, PLEASE come back… we`re all starving here… COOK FOR US PLEEEEEAAAASE JANNIE….!!
clarkey
I take it you’d like to see tomorrow, Billy? I f so, you DO NOT want me to cook for you, or anyone else, for that matter – I’m known for my monumental failures, they’re worth writing home about . . . because you survived! LOL,I must have done alright tonight, though, ‘cause we’re both still standing, and no bellyaches . . . yet! I think I could safely cook for Muffie and his two-headed mutant cousin, they eat just about anything.
Mel Brackstone
I can’t believe I clicked on this again…..I’m just too curious, I guess….When is the birthday cake coming out?
billyboy replied
Mel, the birthday cake will come out just as soon as you bake it for me…
Thick chocolate devil’s food cake (no, that’s NOT Tassie Devil…) and green mint icing would do nicely. And 39 candles please (gotta keep ‘em all guessing, yeah?)
You’re such a doll!
Now what’s your cake fantasy? It’s coming up soon, but I don’t know the date… if you don’t tell me, I’ll just ask Rose. Think I’ll have enough time to take a crash baking course??
XO
Mel Brackstone
Ahh bill…..here in the sub tropics it’s illegal to have an oven…...actually, it’s not, but it bloody well should be!!!!!!
We always head off to the Sheraton for breakfast on my birthday….so there’ll be no cakes, just lots and lots of really yummy food that I don’t have to cook!
So you’re two days before, and I’m two days after….I’ll raise a glass of mochachochacapparocha to you on xmas day :D
and anything chocolate is going to be just perfect, no?
billyboy replied
Anything chocolate? ANYTHING??
OK, you got it lady… I’ll get to work on it straight away!!
Mel Brackstone
Ok yes, there, I said it….ANYTHING!! lol!
janniev
Okay, I’m back sooner than last time. Since we’re both still alive after my lastest cooking extravaganza, I guess it’s safe to cook for you lot. What’s yer poison, Billy? It needs to be either very simple or be something I can get a recipe for if you want it to be edible! Lemme know.
billyboy
OK JannieV, let’s see how you tackle a barbie’d roo burger with vegimite sauce & toasted butt… I mean, toasted BUM… I mean TOASTED BUN!!
janniev
LMFAO You want Vegemite with meat! You are one insane man, my friend! That’s absolutely scandalous, you should be banned from the Society of Omnivores for life, Billy. I absolutely loathe tomato sauce, but, the thought of Vegemite with meat is enough to . . . (splutter, choke, gag, gurgle) well, let’s just say it doesn’t go down well. I can do just about any sort of burger you want _, with or without _Toasted bums, ooops, toasted buns. Now, the big questions is: when would you like to try surviving my notable cooking expertise, or lack of same? I’d suggest after New year would be a good time, saves the inconvenience of recovering from poisoning over Crhistmas/New Year!
billyboy replied
OK… Marmite then…
Good point about the sick thing. Let’s make it 2nd week in Jan…
Only teasing you! I’m sure I’ll be fine with your cooking….
So that’s 2nd week in Jan. then, yeah?
janniev
ILMAO again! It doesn’t mater whether you choose, Marmite, promite, or Vegemite, the thought of any of them is . . . . inconceivable, at best!
2nd week of me is fine with me! Let’s hope your faith is not misplaced.
billyboy replied
... you forgot dynamite. Probably tastes better than any of the others…
janniev
You might be right about that, and it will leave no trace of untoward effects, either! Oh dear, this is going to give me hell trying to sleep!
janniev
P.S.: Good night!
clarkey
Happy birthday for yesterday, Bill. I hope you had a wonderful and evening. ~ I certainly did!~
billyboy replied
Yeah, just mailed you about that.
You are SO one rockin’ lady!
clarkey
Straight back atcha, Bill ! It was one the most amazing experiences.
clarkey
P.S.: Got your e-mail. I’ll reply later this evening. As usual, apologies for my worsening typing!
clarkey
Happy Christmas Bill, Bev, Barb, Pepsi, Scratch, Messrs Bat, Cat & Rat, Shang, Muffie, and his mutant cousin (whose name is what?). Whew, did I miss anyone? And a fabulous 2009 for you all, too!
billyboy replied
Yup, ya missed Kat (don’t know HOW you managed that!), and you misspelled Shag. Oh dear. I won’t squeal on you to either of them so yer safe… and just for your info, the Mutant twins are Rolf and Harris…
It’s 1:30 AM here and Christmas is over. Just threw a couple of scraps of leftover turkey to the animals, but Rolf bit my leg anyway… as he does. Life goes on.
Thanks for the wishes, and I hope your day was lovely as mine.
XO!
clarkey
Oh dear, I was a bit muddle-headed, wasn’t I? I mispelled Kat (Cat!), and Shag, well, I still thought she was “Shang”! I did forget Rolf and Harris, I apologise abjectly for that. My day was lovely, and I’m glad yours was, too. Hugs and AKs for your wishes, Bill.
Globalphotos
OOoooooo I missed your birthday but had a good excuse…...imagine for a moment beach house on an island, solar powered, no internet, no cell phone, there, forgive me? Happy (very belated) Birthday !!!!
I got you chocolates but they melted so I drank them :P
Have a Happy New Year, all the very best for 2009
Hugsss xxxx
V
Globalphotos
^^ evidence ;-))
billyboy replied
Are you kidding? Drinking chocolate`s the best way to do it!
Cheers for the Bday wish… and yeah, your excuse is one I wish I could give! It`s freezing here. Could I PLEASE have the coordinates of your island beach house so i can set the dials on my teletransporter?
I so wish you the very best for the New Year and hope it`s filled with love and warmth and creative inspiration.
And cheers for helping to keep my Sanctuary alive with dreams of molten chocolate!
Hugsss right back atcha!!
BBXOXO
Globalphotos
Am drinking a hot mug of chocolate right now, sitting of my deck listening to the waves crash. Slightly windy and a very pleasant 23C. Will be up to 30C on Saturday. All you need do is sit on your sofa and I’ll beam you down :))
You my friend have a wonderful NY celebration, have fun and be safe and all the very best wishes for 2009. It’s been a pleasure hanging out in here,,,,,,,,,,,, see you next year.. hehe I love saying that !!!
Hugssss xxx V
janniev
I’m sure everyone had a wonderful Christmas . . . and, now, I hope everyone’s had an even better New Year’s celebration. Good evening, Messrs. Bat, Kat, and Rat, Shag, Muffie, Rolf and Harris, and any junior versions who have arrived on the scene lately but remain nameless so far! Oh, andy happy New year to you too, Billy. Take care, put your creative cap on (it been a while, hasn’t it), and let ‘er rip! See you soon!
billyboy
Jannie, same to you!
... and I never actually take my creative cap off… sometimes though I just fall asleep in it!
XO
janniev
LOL. :-))
clarkey
Got time for a caffeine fix, Billy? I’m curious to taste what your new machine pumps out. I bought some choccie today so, coffee and choccie – can’t get much better than that.
billyboy replied
Jan, that machine is so awesome. You just pop in a capsule (about 20 different varieties of various aromas and strengths), press the button, and the machine measures out the pre-selected amount in either espresso or long cup. The rich surface foam lasts right down to the last slurp! If you want a cappuccino, you use the supplied milk frother which also does a perfect job. Their product and their marketing are as awesome as the taste. I`ve shortlsted 4 or 5 varieties which I`m testing aleternatively each morning. So far I like the strongest one (black capsule) the best.
So yeah, bring the choccies, and I`ll put sister Barb`s plant under the special lamp so we should have a bit of weed to smoke by the time you get here… then MUNCHIES !!!!
clarkey
Oooooh, coming by super fastest stratospheric jet I can find, can’t wait! Oops, wait a tick, I have to find a chilled cooler for the choccies, can’t have them melted by the supersonic friction. See ya soon.
redqueenself
Cool room! I especially like your headphones stand sitting in the window. The dark blue is great for showing off your photos and such. I painted one of the walls in my livingroom a dark chocolate brown for that reason. Also….well…you know….chocolate…yum!
billyboy replied
Yup, the headphone stand is Beethoven with a raccoon hat!
And good call re the brown wall… think I`ll do it with real chocolate and see what happens. Hey, if ya come back we could have fun licking it off!!
Alex Marks
what a great room!!!
billyboy replied
Hey Alex, cool you stopped by… sorry about the long loading time. They won`t let me do this in pages so I just grin & bear it.
So you`re the guy who did King High Tide… spotted that in the popular section and it blew me away. In fact I`ve just taken a sec to look at your pf and I got blown away even more. SO, yer on my watchlist now and I`ll be back to look when I`m home from work.
Thanks again for dropping by… help yourself to a beer any time!
Tracey Mac
Holy Crap BB….
The doors getting harder to open these days!!
Can I get a cuppa?
We need to talk….......................
billyboy replied
Tracey, you`re such a gem. I was having a totally crap morning… you know how it goes when people just don`t seem to want to connect with you… then you show up in my holy space like an angel. So thanks for giving me a much better start to my day than I was having!
Now of course you can have as cuppa… got my new Nespresso machine so I`ve got about 20 flavors to choose from. I recommend the black one cause it`s strong and the flavor gives you a rush you`ll never forget. It`s addictive so watch it!
And if you need to talk, then so do I. Wazap?
And btw, there`s a glitch on RB where I`ve not been notified of replies to my comments… so PLEASE at least shoot me a couple of words to let me know I`m getting through. I so hate when things are missed!
XO2U!!
Tracey Mac
Blah….not black thanks Bill…..nice creamy latte would be perfect…..my mouths watering at the thought of it…..So how’s things? You’re gonna have to extend this place soon…..it just gets more crowded by the day…...does anything ever leave here or are they all free loading forever???
And yep noticed the glitch…and no didn’t get your reply…..lucky you bmailed….
I think RB is having the same problems as your sanctuary…...too many people and not enough room…..
Will send you a love letter via bmail….cause you probably won’t get this reply in your feeds anyway….big smooches baby XXX
PS….LOL @ the angel part!!!
billyboy replied
Silly, it`s not the coffee that`s black… only the cartridge! It comes out with that luscious foam that lasts right to the end. AND, cause yer cool, I`ll do you frothy milk in it… you will orgasm!
Yup, all freeloading together… but maybe a clearout is necessary. Lots of bites on my legs.
So now I might have to bmail YOU a love letter as you def won`t see this in your AM!
XO
Tracey Mac
Keep writing stuff like that to me and you’ll have to clear the room rather fast LOL!!
(your reply did show up….but still write me the love letter baby ;)
janniev
I hope your choccie stores are well stocked, Billyboy, and your Nespresso is burbling away, ready to pour a nice smooth cup. Tee is on, and I’m ready for . . . hmmmmm, just about anything!
billyboy replied
Nice of you to stop by Jannie… but yer not wearing your choccie shirt!
It’s 1:15 AM and I’m ready for…. hmmmmm, BED!!
XO
janniev
I AM wearing my choccie shirt, Billy, I tell you that I am. I think you must have been asleep, with your eyes open, by the time I got there. Sweet dreams, sleep tight.
linaji
I have taken the last few nights to read this.. you are a marvelous man. You bring to each of us such a sense of gentle and vibrant kindness and sweetness and sexyness.. I think all of Us here think your completely tops.. really you are.
billyboy replied
Lina, thank you for finally being brave enough to enter… so i`ve just locked the door and swallowed the key… whatcha gonna do now??
Hope you dig espresso… you`re gonna be here a LONG time while I teach you some layer blending techniques. Take for example this macro of a peach I`ve been working on… stand behind me so you can see the screen at the right angle… you take sugar??
linaji
Holy Cow.. I was sure waiting for my next belly laugh and I am up late enough to get it I can barely type this… lolol ohhh lolo feels so damn good!!! still laughing..each time I read this to reply.. well.. I take it all…. yum… perrrr
Rhana Griffin
tippy toeing over and around all the flaked out bodies lying everywhere that have gorged themselves on chocolate, alcohol and BB’s special brand of laughter medicine, she manages to find a vacant spot under BB’s pc to curl up and have a little snooze
billyboy replied
There has indeed been so much carnage since she was last here… and now gazing out from the relative safety of the monitor’s dark shadow, she surveys the damage. And it is not good. Law and order has broken down and the dwellers are divided between two rival gang leaders… the single and the double-headed Tassie Devils. Where once chocolate, espresso and vodka flowed free, there remains only the stench of bad breath and the broken fangs in the wounds of rotting flesh and fur…
But this is not necessarily what is to come… merely a warning of what could happen when you stay away this long again. Somebody’s gotta police this place, yeah? After all, it’s you who spawned both the gang leaders!!!
clarkey
It is a bit crowded in here tonight, Bill, . I think I might just say, “Hi”, to everyone and come back later when space isn’t at such a premium. Talk to you later.
billyboy replied
C’mon jannie, stop being such a whimp. Grab yerself a frosted schooner and I’ll get you lovin’ Belgian beer if it’s the last thing I do. And judging by the state of this place, it probably will be! (burp).
Pretty cool though… property prices are falling through the floor, but the space here is still at a premium. I’m gonna be a bit sad if you wait for the credit crunch to affect the Sanctuary…
clarkey
I was only half awake then, now, due to Misty’s pestering and the sun managing to seank in through the curtains, I’m fully awake. Gimme a mo to eat breakfast, and I’ll join you for a coffee. After my previous experiences, i doubt if beer will ever touch this tongue again! Unless, of course, you can convince me Belgian beer is something special, taste-wise. The credit crunch seems to be having an odd effect, doesn’t. See you in a blink.
clarkey
Hey Billyboy, it looks like this weekend is going to be pretty warm, although it’s supposed to be a little cooler than the next couple of days. So . . . , how ‘bout I come cook that barbie for you and the menagerie on said weekend? I need the cold to cool down.
billyboy replied
It`s a date!
I`ll supply the beer… and the food. Seems Tassie Devils taste a bit like rabbit when properly grilled. Don`t know about bats, but I`ve eaten enough rats in my time to know we`re safe on that front!
Let`s EAT!!
clarkey
LOL, I thought you wanted ‘roo burgers! Okay, you need tomatoes, bacon, onions, eggs, maybe beetroot and, if you’re game, pineapple rings. And hope like mad it’s pretty damn cold – I’ll bring my ugg boots for just before my toes drop off! It hit 43° today, and they’ve forecast the same for tomorrow. Where’s our variable weather when it’s needed!!!
Jerame *
great shot
billyboy replied
Jerame, I feel kind of sorry for you having waited ages for this page to load and only felt inspired to say ‘great shot’. Makes me feel like I should at least break out a six pack or somethin… you dig Jack Daniels? How ‘bout one of Clarkey’s barbie’d ‘roos?? Some loose women???
OK, no worries. Thanks anyway for stopping in… don’t get much company these days…
janniev
At least you’re still getting some, Bill! Not done with you, yet.
billyboy replied
Nope, the proverbial fat lady has not yet sung her tune…
And thanks for being a major force in keeping this place cobweb free!
janniev
LMAO, you’re most welcome!
Philip Rogan
I love your sanctuary man! Fab Davy Dozy!, as a very small woman dressed as a boy used to say to her husband (bizarre I know but that was TV in the Eighties, the Kranky’s)
billyboy replied
Wow, I should know the Krankies… unless it was ITV which we didn`t get here till we got Sky. But my wife will know so I`ll ask her. In fact, I`ll just shout Fab Davy Dozy next time she brings me a beer and see what happens!
Didn`t realize you had so much cool stuff in your pf, so will pop in now and again to check. In the meantime, thanks for sticking out the time it takes this page to load, and come back any time you feel like a Guinness. And I don`t do the stuff cold here, and absolutely NO widgets. On tap and room temp. The way it`s been for millions of years…
janniev
I’ll drop in for coffee soon. How are your residents getting along? Well, it’s almost bedtime in this corner of the planet, so, have fun, Bill.
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie, thanks for stopping by on Valentine’s day… just sent you a message from yer fav stoopid cat, so hope you’re still up!
I’m switching on the Nespresso machine, so hurry UP!!
janniev
Only got time for a very quick one right now. I wasn’t quite up but, am now, just for a mo. Thank you for such a beautiful message, Bill, I’ll reply properly later.
janniev
Oooooops, . . . P.S.: I hope your Valentine’s Day was a beauty.
T SOUL
OH! I can’t read all those words, but I can look at the pretty pictures…choccy and me are great mates :) Love this room, looks like a fantastic place to hang out…..espresso AND chocolate!
billyboy replied
TS, you have no IDEA what kind of fun really comes down here when the lights go out…
Thanks for passing by, and you`re welcome to hang out here any time you feel like a caffein choccie fix. Or just take pot luck with whatever happens when the lights go out…
T SOUL
sounds like a plan ;)
Tracey Mac
After waiting in line at the door (similar to waiting to get into a nightclub at 2am)....I finally feel like I’m at home….just gonna flop down on your white sofa and hope that a waiter passes by with a flute full of champaigne with a strawberry floating in it…..or is it too early??
So…...how ya been and hows the den going these days? I see you haven’t installed the elevator yet but I’m sure it’s in the making….so tired…might just nap here for a while….lovely to see you again BB…..note to self to drop by more often…..wake me when the chocolate strawberries are passed around…..........................
billyboy replied
As it happens Tracey, they’re being passed around right now!
It’s not often I stumble in here to find something so lovely napping on my sofa… normally there’s just a bunch of silly Tassie Devils (not all of whom only have one head!)... so I’ve made the effort and cleaned the place up (hey, it DOES get messy here once in a while), fired up the chocolate fountain, chilled the champs, picked the very best strawberries, and smartened up that silly waiter.
Just sorry it took me a day to do all that; and I swear from now on I’ll get on to it quicker. Especially as you’ve had to wait so long at the door.
So enjoy the snack, and don’t leave it so long next time!
xo
Tracey Mac
Mmmmm….so now I have everything I want….I might as well just camp for a few days…and live on Chocolate, strawberries, champas and sleep on this comfy sofa some more….but don’t panic, wont put my toothbrush in the holder just yet…..too much competition ….just want to live in luxury for a few more days though…..and it was well worth the wait…trust me….....xxxxxxx
(LMFAO about the Tassie Devils!)
clarkey
I know you’re at work now, Billy, but, I thought I’d better come for a visit before Muffie and Mr Bat start asking you what you did with me! Oooooh, I can see your espresso machine is all set up, ready to go . . . Now, will anyone tell me where you hid the chocolate? Mmm, ah, Shang did, bless her gorgeous little soul. Now, if I just curl on your oh so comfortable couch, maybe my back will stop aching. . . . . . . . . . . . Oops, i dozed off, and now the coffee’s ready. Ahhhh, bliss. I needed that! See you later, BB. Hugs for the coffee and AKs without the extra adverb!!!!
billyboy replied
Heya Jannie!!
As it’s been TWO DAYS… I’m not axally at work any more. And yeah, they did ask, and yeah, I lied.
And you insist on misspelling SHAG!!
AND, I think you’ll find the couch is so comfy cause Tracey’s sound asleep in it… Jan, I’m so desperate for visitors these days, so there’s no way I’m chuckin’ anyone out, so you’ll just have to make yerself cosy as possible under the circumstaces.
tell you one thing though… that Nespresso coffee from the machine I got for Xmas is so amazing, don’t even think we need chocolate in here any more…
OK, OK… I’m sorry I blasphemed… I will never again think such dark thoughts… 100 hail Godiva’s for me now…
Then beddiebyes…
Amen.
Naylor
HEY WHERE IS EVERYONE ????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohhhhhh shhhhhh sorry Tracey … go back to napping on the couch .. I will eat these strawberries for ya hehehe :) (((HUG))) I promice to leave you one !!! Just was stopping by since its not often that I do . Till the next time (((((((((((((HUG))))))))))))))))
billyboy replied
Hey wait a minute… don’t go…
It’s DEFINITELY not often you’re here, and Tracey can sleep through a nuclear blast so don’t worry ‘bout her (having said that, do NOT try tickling her…!)
Why don’t you just sit here and read me some of your poems? I need practice in understanding poetry, so maybe you could help?
So few visitors these days… last time you were here there was an orgy going down…if you don’t believe me, just look for yourself… you’ll see how things have calmed down since then as I am much more mellow these days, and I’m definitiely on a ‘clean up the vice’ mission in here.
Now where did I put those damn handcuffs…??
clarkey
Well, you’ll be well and truly in the Land of Sweet Dreams now, I hate to think exactly what sort of fib did you tell them? I didn’t missspell SHANG – I went back to where she first arrived and checked hte spelling – I think you have a two-track mind!
Your couch is comfy even without anyone else sharing it – we’re both small, so there’s plenty of room for both of us, and Tracey mumbled a yes to my asking if she minded if I shared it with her.
Your penance for such blasphemous thoughts, in addition to the one you’ve already peformed, is to send your regular visitors a 5 kg box of the very best you can get . . . shame on you, Billy, shame!
Sweetly wicked dreams, and lots of hugs (plus AKs).
janniev
Oh dear, after today’s nasty taste disaster, I was sooo hoping there’d be others here to share your wonderfully smooth Nespresso nectar with. That coffee I got was so bad, I can’t believe poeple actually drink it, I will definitely not buy coffee from that place again! . . . . . “Why, thank you, Muffie, that’s a lovely thought. I can’t eat chocolate tonight, though. Will you save if for me for another night, please?” Bill, Muffie’s manners are delightful – please be sure to reward him nicely tonight (your time) for his kind thought. I’m quite sure he doesn’t understand just what a bad coffee tastes like or does to one’s sense of the “rightness” of some things, but, he understood my disappointment in not being able to enjoy something I really was looking forward to!
Well, since no-one else is here, I get to enjoy all the tales of their latest exploits, and laugh at all the embellishments, exagerations, etc., which they can invent, and share the latest gossip they have . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Unfortunately, I have to go now. Thank you for that wonderful cup of coffee, Bill, it’s restored my tastebuds. I’ll bring Misty with me next time, if everyone promises to behave and not overwhelm her; after all, she’s not used to such large, diverse crowds and she might be a bit frightened. “Yes, Kat, I will bring her if you ALL promise to behave! You will? Okay, wait a few days and I’ll be back with her.”
Cheers, Bill.
billyboy replied
Jan, you are SO gullible. You KNOW Muffie’s like a total con artist. He does NOT understand your disappointment… only understands his own when Shag tells him she’s got a headache… There’s NO good gonna come out of THAT relationship. Sanctuary beast inbreeding… yup, they’ve all got the same parents (they are all from the same sweat shop in China)... and they thought it only happened in Oz!
So bring Misty and kat and whoever you want… but it’s at yer own risk. Don’t want you complaining back to me when you end up with a litter of red eyed black kittens with white stripes on their chests and two heads…
So have a cup of Nespresso and do a rethink… I know you gotta have a plan, but yours is dangerous!!
janniev
Okay, I’ll go back and sleep on it. Misty’s been nagging me to bring her, so, I finally told her I would if the others agreed to behave, and she, too, agreed to behave.
Thanks for the Nespresso last night, it was so good.
CLiPiCs
there had better be a decent bottle of red kicking around in here somewhere I’m bloody knackered now,
ok skip the red for now
I’ll just have a lie down on this nice couch to get my breath bac . . . . . . . . . z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z
billyboy replied
Kriss, we got TONS of bottles of red in here… trouble is they`re all empty cause I get visitors like you!
But hey, that`s what we dig, and that`s why I got the couch. So take a good breath and see if you can wake up whoever you find underneath you… I feel a party comin on!!
CLiPiCs
Wake up who is underneath you !
it sounds more like a tour hotel room than a sanctuary
Love ‘N’ Laughter
Kriss
janniev
Okay, so I did a rethink and now, Misty’s thoroughly pissed off at me for leaving her home, even though I ready our reply to her! Now, where’s Muffie hiding, I’ll have to have a word in his little ear about his con habit. I really thought we’d worked that out. Sigh! I can’t help myself, I try to believe the best. See you later, Bill._
billyboy replied
Muffie’s actually outside on the roof smoking a fag after shagging Shag’s brainz out. So, it’s a good decision not to bring Misty.
having said that, she might just make a cool addition to the ‘family’...
You say she’s been spayed, yeah?
xo: )
janniev
Yeah, ll see what happens when I talk to her again. It might take a few days for her to forgive me, so . . . .
billyboy replied
Hey Jannie!
Just thought you might wanna see the latest addition to the managerie… see reply to celena below…
And this guy is NICE, and brings good luck, so I think he might make a cool companion for Misty.
SO…
I think it’s safe to bring him along now. The other guys are mesmerized and don’t know what to make of the newcomer… and I’ve taken advantage of their transfixion to tie them up, so they won’t bother Misty…
AND, I thought it only appropriate if Misty could name him for me…
Lemme know in advance and I’ll break out the Godiva cat food. Just don’t breathe a word to Scratch!!
Naylor
Good morning !!
Thought I would stop by on a beautiful Saturday morning … got coffee in hand and have written a bit … been out to the beach to get a few rays of sunshine before MORE FREAKIN SNOWWW comes !!! grrrrrrr ... lol…. I love the winter don’t get me wrong BB but MAN this winter has been way to long and way to cold , I am sooooooo ready for beach weather and the smell of suntan lotion and french fries floating through the air …. Whatcha up to??
throws a snowball at BB ...
billyboy
OUCH! No fair… that was an ICEball and you knew it. Right on my left ear. Didn`t think you could chuck that hard… Jeeze, it still smarts!
Hey, you should feel lucky getting all the amazing seasons up there!
In Belgium we mainly just get one season… rain.
That`s why my Sancutary is so cool… maintains a constant temp the year round, but it`s a window on all the seasons all year round as it`s connected to RB worldwide. Amazing, yeah?
You know I get off on your visits… and if you look later today (your Sunday), I`ll show you a little something I got from my visit to China yesterday…
L8R, xobb
Naylor
OMG !!! AWwwwwwwwww I am wicked sorry …. I swear I didn’t know there was some ice in that one :( hands BB a warmed up towel to place on his ear ((((((((((((HUG))))))))))))
You gotta remember .. I LOVE my baseball so this girl can throw a ball :) lol ...
HEY I do feel lucky to live here in Maine where I get ALL the seasons … just sick of the snow !!!!... I love it in here , its fun to stop by and have a chat and many laughs … BUT the fact that your windows are open worldwide is just the icing on my cupcake for sure !!!!
I will so be stopping by later and look forward to seeing whatcha got !!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
billyboy replied
OK Celena, here t’is…
The Chinese waving cat!
The Chinese have these guys in their shops to bring them good luck, and normally don’t sell them. But natch, I sweet talked the girl in the local food market and she sold me this little guy. You just pop in a AA size battery with Chinese writing all over it, and it starts waving. Doesn’t have an on-off switch… just keeps on waving till the battery runs down. Probably tomorrow morning either the battery will be dead or the arm will fall off… Gotta love those Chinese, yeah?
xo
clarkey
What a wonderful additon to your menagerie, Bill. I know why he would cause confusion amongst the residents! You can buy them quite easily down here, from relatively cheap to quite expensive.
Misty thanks you for the priviledge of allowing her to name him, and came up with a nice one:
这只愉快的猫给访客带来好运。
Unfortunately, when you transate it back to English, it has an extra word in it, but, her sentiment is there!
He’s a fine looking creature, I hope he fits in comfortably with everyone else. , and keeps them slightly off-balance. Should be interesting. I’ll see in a few days – Misty is still sulking!
MoxieNox
Wow! Cool Sanctuary! Got room for one more? ::looks at the watch:: omgs! I so lost track of time.. The last hour I totally enjoyed myself on the super soft couch, drinking and eating the vampire blood, expresso, Guiness, and melted chocolates.. Enjoyed those butt shots and got couple hugs from the Tassies. How cute! I had quite quite few good hearty chuckles, listening to all the convos on this looooongass page! It boggles my mind how well you keep the room crisp clean! I don’t even see the pork rinds puke anywhere!
Alas, I must take my leave, but I shall be back, bearing gifts!
(as soon as someone shows me how to ‘post’ a picture as I still haven’t quite figured that one out and it’s driving me crazy.. )
billyboy replied
Moxie, ther’s not many who actually READ the stuff in here… and fewer and fewer who put up with how long it takes for this silly page to load. And that’s why I really got off on yer visit!
Now, I’d be stoopid to show picutres of this place after a party, so don’t think for one nanosec that it doesn’t get messy in here. And the pork rinds, whether or not they’ve been through someone’s digestive system, don’t stay around for very long cause the Tassies scoff ‘em right up… in fact it’s really cool to see the two-headed guy(s) fight for them, like you can hear the teeth clacking and I just crack up every time. Makes feeding them pork rinds such a total gas!!
So yeah, always room for one more so come on back any time… lots of goodies still going round… don’t think you can post outside of RB. If I find a way I’ll give you a heads-up!
Big hugs 2U!!
MoxieNox
I meant, post a picture from outside RB like photobucket?
clarkey
Misty still hasn’t forgiven me for leaving her home the last time I came for a visit, so, I’ve bought Streak for a very quick visit – very quick at my insistence, as she’s still very skittish and might find such a crowd rather overwhelming.
Yes, I thought she might, she’s gone already – only stayed for about 15 seconds. I better go check she got home safely, she might get lost being so unfamiliar with the route. Back in a mo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yep, she’s safe, hiding from Misty already. Don’t know how she did it so quickly, though. Oh well . . .
Yes, Mr Bat. That’s our new pussy. . . . . She’s a wild one, not really domesticated, we’ve only had her for 4 days now. It’ll take a while for her to become comfortable with strangers and crowds. . . . . What’s that? Oh, Misty is still pissed off with me for not bringing her last time. She’ll come again soon!. I have to go now, too. Yes, I can see you like Streak, but, she’s too young to know what’s she’s capable of. Bye for now.
billyboy
Well OK Jannie, you might have thought Streak got freaked out by all the T devils and pandas and stuff… but I tihnk it was the other way round…
I walked in this morning and there was fur and bat shit all over the place. And I just KNEW that Streak was gonna turn out to be a feisty bugger… just look into those beady eyes set into that spooky soot colored fur… it`s like Siamese on acid!!
Which all brings me nicely to my point Jan… what would be yer price for hiring this liitle guy for a day or two now and then, just so I could keep my crew a bit humble here. I love the sound of Tassie devil knees knocking together in the early morning with fear… and the blood curdling scream of bats as they`re having their little claws pulled out one-by-one… and seeing Shag standing on tippee toes on top of the telly covering her eyes in terror totally makes my day. These guys have had free reign here for too long now, getting away with sheer murder. Jannie, bring that gorgeous pussy BACK!!
clarkey
Now, this is WEIRD with a capital W – your reply did NOT show up in my Activity Monitor!
I don’t know that SHE, yes, I’m sure she’s a she now, is going to be feisty enough for a little while, yet. It’s going to take a little time before she’s comfortable with being in the “open” – I’ve managed to cuddle her on my knee without the blanket over her twice now, for about 15 minutes each time, and she’s quite comfortable, but, she jumps at every little noise and keeps looking around, especially to make sure Misty isn’t! LOL, just a few minutes ago, she actually sat in the kitchen while Misty walked around her, growling, ‘cause Streak was going to drink her water. I’m sure she was quaking in her boots, but, she sat there for several minutes. She’s back behind the curtains now, though. I’ll see what I can do, although how such a small creature would exert any freak factor into your denizens is beyond me. Let’s take it gently for the time being; Misty might be more up to the job.
janniev
I sawy, it’s been three weeks since anyone else other than me has been visiting, things need livening up around here, Billy. Have you seen Rhana’s latest Journal, give you any ideas? Streak may end up being just as feisty as Misty so, we’ll see what happens in the next little while. Smiles and hugs for you.
billyboy replied
Yup, saw the journal… and even offered to give the poor girl a hand (she knows NOT what she`s getting herself into!)
And I have to say that seeing all those Tassies lined up in a row, I had a pang of nostalgia for the little guys. And yeah, I know about the felt pen on the face too… little rascals…
Ya so gotta love `em!!
Smiles & hugs right back atcha!!!
janniev
I reckon she might know what’s she’s got herself into, she’s had them for a while now! As soon as I saw the felt pen, I wondered if you’d been there, done that. I’m sure she’ll have many takers, and they’re the ones you gotta feel sorry for. AKs and BFBHs this time.
Globalphotos
Romeo and I thought we’d drop by to listen to you play some tunes
The door was open so we made ourselves at home, didn’t think you’d mind ;-))
Hope you are well hon, have been offline for a bit but am back to annoy :P
Sending xoxox
V
billyboy replied
Are you JOKING??
Thank God you guys dropped by… it would have been the first time I hadn`t had a visitor in a MONTH!! so thanks for not letting that sad event happen…
Romeo seems sweet… but looks like he could have a mean streak if provoked. How does he like his Tassie Devils served? Is he a vodka kind of guy, or does rat blood do it for him?? I only ask cause I`ve got one of each in Pepsi (rat blood) and Scratch (vodka!).
Anyway, just wanna let you know I`ve got both on hand so Romeo`s gonna be well taken care of. If he`s a total whimp, I got some dried cat food around here somewhere…
As for you lady, I`m gonna get in some fresh pralines cause they`ve all gone stale waiting for company (arent`t you sad for me??) Godiva`s got these things called Manons which are praline covered in white chocolate… with or without nuts. To die for. So I`ll include some of those in the mix. Lemme know what you wanna wash it all down with!
Thanx again for making my month… hope you don`t leave it so long till the next… door`s always open for you guys.
And mind if I keep Romeo for a couple of days? The place is getting overrun by rodents…
xox
imageofpix4u
Gee that was interesting. Yes we were undoubtedly twisted cousins in another life. You into doing art/photo collage. Round these parts rednecks think a collage is a University in France. If you take a good old boy from Alabama out on your boat,,,,he’s liable to think a cleat is a French Girls, EASY BUTTON. Also if you ever find yourself in one of these five, third world countries,,,Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, or Arkansas,,,,avoid the use of common cliche’s like “By and large”,,,,or “Generally Speaking.” Oh and your german ciggy box amp,,,well first of all most of the men in America who’ve tried Camels, prefer women,,,but not in Saudi. Yes I’m prone to having little inventions, pieces of optical gear, twenty or more speakers to only one good amp, and too many books. Your base of operations? I agree with almost everyone else,,,it’s too clean! I can be over organized, even anal compulsive,,,,but the Universe is about Chaos. I don’t mind a mess on one side of the room,,,so long as it’s bilaterally symmetrical with the mess on the other side of the room. Gawwwd if I ever get back to Holland I’ll have to make sure we don’t meet. The world isn’t ready for that (yet). A girl once told me,,”You ain’t right!” To which I replied,,,”But that doesn’t make me wrong,,,just left.” She asked “But don’t you want to be NORMAL?” I laughed and said “Hell NO!,,,NORMAL? That’s too much like Average,,,,and I got over that hurdle years ago!” Gee Some people. Well I need to get back to undermining the security of the free world and learning Mandarin Chinese,,,(There’s only a few days left!) Been real. Watch you don’t play leap frog with the unicorn or tap dance through the mine fields of life. See you at the next party.
billyboy replied
Too late dude, been tapdancing through the minefields lots these days, but life would be pretty boring without the mines.
So you’ve been around? Your french accent is spot on!
But what really blows me away is that you actually waited for this stoopid page to load and actually read some of the jibberish!
And don’t believe all you see… when I get down to work, this place gets messy. BUT, like you, it’s gotta be symmetrical mess. Comes from my dad… military. Was a cadet at VPI and retired as a Major with a nice pension. If I borrowed something without asking, no matter how precicely I’d measure its exact position putting it back, he always knew I’d snitched it. Amazing guy. My mom lives alone in Palm Coast Fla. She’s just turned 88 and she totally rocks!!
Anyway, it’s cool you stopped by… nice to get a gear freak in here once in a while. That just got you a season ticket to every party (your Mandarin might just come in handy)... in fact the only time there’s not a party is when everyone’s asleep. Which is rare!
Take care and drop by again soon!!
imageofpix4u
Too soon Billy Boy,,,My Mom lives in Flagler County (St Augustine South) and is 88 too. Check your Bubble mail dude. Hahahahahahahahahah. :)
clarkey
Yay, another visitor, Bill. I have to admit, it is taking quite a while for this page to load now. So, you’ve stocked up again, last time Ivisited (I didn’t leave any evidence of my visit, as eeryone was sleeping), there was no choccie or wine to be found – I didn’t want to wake anyone up to help me find your stash! Hmm, I wonder if there are any non-nut Manons? Have a great day. ‘Til next time, Jan.
billyboy replied
Typical you… you don`t breathe a word you`re coming, and you think there just MIGHT be some non-nut Manons?
Jan, unfortunately the credit crunch has found its way even to my humble Sanctuary. Where once molten chocolate and vodka flowed like the Brussels – Charleroi canal, we`re even having to turn the fairy lights off during daylight hours. Needless to say, the pralines are buy-on-demand.
SO… next time you`re thinking of dropping by, let us know a day or two in advance, yeah Jannie?
And when you bringin yer new pussy?? I got three Tassie devils in here with a credit crunch hunger you wouldn`t believe!!!
BTW, thanks for stopping by and supporting the `Save the Sanctuary from Boredom’ campagn!!
xo
clarkey
LOL, I’m known to be impulsive from time to time – the Devil makes me do it! If I pull my finger out and get my new pussy fixed this week, I should be able to bring him later in the week – he won’t feel like humping everyone in sight. Lemme think for a mo . . .tick . . .grind . . . squelch . . . hmmmmmm, maybe Friday at the earliest – I’ll try and give you a bit of warning before my next visit.
No sense having the fairy lights and choccie fountain running when visitors are so rare now – maybe add this to a few Groups and see what happens!
Glad to see the old fella still has some life left in him yet!
janniev
I’ll drop in later tonight, before I hit the sack! See ya then.
billyboy replied
OK Jannie.
By the way… You bringin de cat?
It`s like, well, Muffie Rolph and Harris are like askin’...
And like, I gotta know if I gotta stop off on the way home form work and pick up some Tassie Devil food and stuff…
so… lemme know?
In any case, the door`s open and the machine`s switched on!!!
clarkey
I’m so sorry, Bill, there’s been a change in tomorrow’s plans, so, I’ve had to come earlier than I intended and can’t stay for more than a few minutes. I doubt if I could pry Streak off the bed with a crowbar at the moment – I turned my electric blanket on about 10 minutes ago, and already, he’s curled up on the bed, he gave me a very dirty look when I looked as if I was going to pick him up. I guess I’m not as hot as the bed! It’ll be Thursday night before I can get back here at a decent hour although I will be on RB tomorrow and Wednesday. If I get Streak to the vet on Wednesday, it will be at least Friday before I can bring him, maybe later – I apologise profusely to Muffie, Ralph and Harris, and any of the others who have asked, I didn’t get much notice of this change. I’ll see ya around somewhere here! Take care, BFBH. xoxox
billyboy replied
So… guess the Tassies will be eating hot-tongue cold-shoulder tonight, yeah?
They might not have even liked how Streak tastes!
Lots of luck at the vet. Will they really keep him a couple of days? Ours always came back within the hour… so funny to see them stumble around the bathroom when they wake up from the anastheatic!!
Nice visit Jannie… short, but sweet!
xo
clarkey
Sorry about the cold-shoulder, I was supposed to get a couple of days ntoice, but . . .
No, they only kee themp until they’re recovered from the anaesthitic, but, they still wobble a bit for a few hours. I have to ring up in about an hour or so and see if they can do him tomorrow.
Just another quickie now, I’m afraid, but, back for another visit later, no doubt. Sleep tight!
clarkey
Hey Billy, I’m back again and, this time, Streak’s with me, although i don’t think he’s very happy with me, draggin him off the lovely warm bed!

I now have time to talk to Mr Bat, Shang, Mr Rat, and Kat while Streak deals with Muffie, Rolf and Harris. I bought my own cup of coffee just in case you hadn’t turned your maker on not being sure when I was coming. Don’t worry about chocolate tonight, I found one I hadn’t tried before, so, it’s sitting at home waiting for me. I’m dying to try it!
billyboy replied
Jan, my coffee maker takes exactly 2 minutes to warm up… and I actually DID order you 100g of nutless Manons. So give your coffee to Mr. Bat (he`s OK with instant), and forgit the chocs at home cuz tonite`s on me!
It`s the least I could do after you brought Streak along specially for the Tassies’ delight…
Now, what should they do with the bones? Wanna keep `em for a souvenir? Or should I tell them to just devour the lot??!!
Thanks for the generosity Jannie… and should you ever wonder what to feed yours (you on Rhana`s list for a twin-head?), I`ll pop by with Scratch. Just give me a heads up a couple of days prior. You know, get his shots organized etc.
Of course, if he`s gonna get ate, won`t have much need fer shots, yeah?
xo
clarkey
Oh dear, LMAO, I’ll drink my coffee and then have one of yours, too – mine is pretty good, too. Okay, chccoie at home can wait until tomorrow. Mmmmmm, those nutless wonders are a delight, thank you so much, Bill.
I think the Tassie’s might have a bit of strife on their hands, Streak’s getting to be quite the assertive “little” devil himself . I hope you have lots of antiseptic on hand to help the Tassies clean up after Streak’s sorted them out. I’ve told him to defend himself as hard as he likes but, he’s not to munch on them as they’re not good for him. He’s a fussy eater, bugger it! Vet couldn’t fit him in this week, says to ring up on Friday and see how next week looks, she’s fairly busy at the moment. I might ring Thursday afternoon, just to get in early.
No, I’m not on Rhana’s list, I figured there are enough people on there to give those twins plenty to keep them occupied for quite a while. If she runs out of Hosts, I’ll put my name down and see what happens. LOL, Scratch is wlecome Down Under any time he cares to come or you decide he needs a new home!
Thanks for the coffee and choccies, Bill, both were worth the trip. See ya next time.
clarkey
LMAO, I see you’re extending your hospitality to include Down Under, too, Billy:
Globalphotos
Ok now those pralines were delicious and thanks so much for the Bombay & tonic, came in to pick Romeo up. Hope he helped with the rodent problem. Geez it is quiet in here or is it me ?? RB is dead atm…... where oh where has everyone run off to?? Maybe I should just get on a plane and go somewhere. Hmm winter is about to arrive, time I was laying on a tropical beach me thinks !! Note to self – check flights !!
Sending you big hugss xx Have a bonza weekend, hehe heard that Aussie expression for the first time not long ago, yeah and I’m Australian, I spent too many years overseas LOL
billyboy replied
Varinia, it’s SO ridiculous… I’d completely forgot that you left Romeo here!! It’s like, he was so good he seemed to blend in with the rest of the guys. And yeah, he did help with the rodent population… he kept winning at poker as so most of the bad guys have left to look for work!
So tell him how much I love him, and please bring him back whenever you fancy stiff drink. You dig Bombay? It’s the stuff in the cool blue bottle, yeah? I used to wonder if it was the bottle or the gin that was blue… was kinda disappointed when I found out it was the bottle.
RB comes and goes in intensity… I like the lulls cause I tend to get work done then. And great news… Belgium has a BEACH!!
Hope the rest of your WE is totally bonza too (hey, pretty good accent, yeah?)... massive hugs xx back atcha!!!
Globalphotos
billyboy replied
LOVE IT!!!
xox
Mel Brackstone
yoohoo…..anyone home? Gotta grab myself a hot chocolate :)))))
billyboy replied
Mel, whatever you grab in my Sanctuary`s gonna be hot… just don`t know what flavor it`s gonna be. Like the old lady who went into the icecream store…
“Young man, I`ll have a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry and a pint of chocolate.”
“OK lady, but we don`t got no chocolate.”
“Alright… then give me a quart of strawberry, a quart of vanillla, and a quart of chocolate.”
“Uh, that`s OK lady, but like i said, we don`t got no chocolate.”
“Oh. I see… well, then I take a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry… and a gallon of chocolate please.”
“OK lady… let`s try somethin else… Spell for me the van in vanilla”
The lady thinks for a bit… “V-A-N”
“Fine. Now spell the straw in strawberry…”
“Right, that would be S-T-R-A-W…”
“Great! Now, spell the fuck in chocolate…”
The lady thinks hard… “But there ain`t no fuck in chocolate…”
“Lady, THAT`S what I`ve been tryin to tell ya!!!!”
xo
Mel Brackstone
EVERYTHING in the sanctuary is HOT!! good to hear :)
xx
Mel Brackstone
oh….and I love the joke too, soz….was a little distracted by the heat…LOL
janniev
I hope the wine is cold, BB, I’ll save the hot chocolate for later. Just want to crash on your gorgeous couch while this CD finishes and starts again – I hope your sound-proffing is up to scratch. I really needt to turn the volume up as far as it will go!
billyboy replied
Jannie, who cares about the soundproofing?
The neighbors are deaf since my last party when we wore out my rage Against the Machine CD…
Wow, THAT was a session…!!
clarkey
Hmmmm, it sooooo silent in here at the moment, even the residents must be out. Guess I”ll just have to come back later and see if anyone has decided to be here!!!! Sigh . . . oh well, tea calls.
billyboy replied
It’s not silent Jan, it’s just that yer deaf from playing your CD so fckin loud… amazing you heard yer tea calling!!
So who’s gonna be the 900th comment? Only a couple more to go… and will I reach 1000???
Btw, Muffie says yer leg tastes good… whatchu guys got goin on??
clarkey
LMAO, if I keep the volume low, I can’t “feel the rhythm” – at least it’s not so loud, I rock the floor or glasses in the cupboard in this place!!! I can still hear everything I need to hear very well, thank you, Billy.
I guess you’ll just have to wait and see, won’t you, now?
A very special barbeque sauce, I’m glad he enjoyed the new recipe – you have your vampire bats, I have . . .
janniev
Lol, if the neighbours are deaf that means you must be, too! I didn’t add to their problems, I was in a kind mood then, now, though . . . You’ll have to let me know when your next one is on, I’ll come ready for rockin’.
Sleep well, Billyboy, sweet dreams.
Irish
Do I win a trip to Belgium and the studio because im the 900th comment???? Yeahhhhhhhhh Baby! xoxoxoxo
billyboy replied
OK Millie, here`s the deal…
You are not quite no. 900. You were 899, and so I am no. 900. Which is actually very COOL cause although it didn`t win you the trip to Belgium, you do get a special treat that nobody else has had… Rat, Bat, Muffie, Shag, Kat, Rolf & Harris, and myself and anyone else who`s still crashed out on my couch with a blood & vodka hangover is gonna line up and raspberry fart yer belly one at a time so it`s gonna sound like a fargin 10-trumpet salute!!
Anyway, thanks for coming back and makin’ my day…
BM me re your wedding plans. You guys gettin butterflies yet? Doubt if there`ll be any left in yer tummy though…
Hows `bout 901???
xo
Irish
You cheated … by default I should win the trip …lol…ok ok I will settle for being on top AND on bottom of you ….LMAO …... No butterflies yet, still a ways off but havin a blast plannin ….... and I cant have everyone giving the raspberries, im very sensitive, dont cha know ... :)
billyboy replied
OK, maybe I cheated just a wee nanotad…
But you totally suck anyway cause you never said how Daytona went down and if you took your daughter with, and whether or not she ended up with a biker dude…
And ya, I do know how sensitive you are.
Y todavía no creo que es su asno en su avatar!
:-xo
Irish
lol … I will Bmail ya …... oh and avatar is just for you….kiss my ass…I dont suck :) Cheater
billyboy replied
Cheers for the BM… I`ll BM ya back L8R.
And that`s OK that you don`t suck… I`m sure you do other stuff that`s just as cool!!
And sorry about the cheat… It`s just that you make cheating so much FUN for a terlit mouth Joisey dude!!
:-)
janniev
LOL at Milly, he cheated you out of the priviledge! So, now begins the climb towads 1,000 comments. I wonder how long that’ll take? Hi Mr Bat, Kat, Rat, Muffie, Shang, and Rolf and Harris, are you all well? I hope BB’s keeping you all up-to-date with the latest gossip from the various corners of the world you come from. How’s the choccie stash, is there plenty there for us to pig-out on? Be back later to have a chinwag! Be patient, just don’t know when, unfortunately. BB’s couch looks a little too inviting to stay right now!
billyboy replied
Wow Jannie… 1000? Do you think it’s possible??
Maybe I should get some promotion going?
Def and updated shot of the place… i actually found a Haitian BB mask. It’s a piece of hammered metal shaped into a face, bronze colored, with HAIR LIKE MINE!! I’ll def hang it up and take a shot, so watch this space!!
And yes, there’s plenty of chocs as I’m hoping for visitors with comments, so take as much as you like. Just don’t blame me when you break out in zits!!
xo
ANNETTE HAGGER
looks a nice room to be creative in…..great shot…anna : )
billyboy replied
Hey Annette!
How did you ever find your way to this place from Norfolk??
Glad you did though… and yeah, a nice place to be creative… and gorge on chocolates, get sloshed on vodka, get bitten by bats and Tassie Devils… hey, know any ghost stories?
Thanks for stopping by… I’ll check out your pf when I’ve got the time it deserves!
Hugs2U!!
janniev
Of course 1,000 is possible, it’s just a question of how long it tajkes – some sort of promo would probably increase the traffic.and reach that target sooner.
Where did you find your BB voodoo mask? Sounds fascinating . . . might add an auta of cachet to an already distinctive Sanctuary. It’s a good excuse to update your pic. You’ll have to post a Journal to let everyone know about it, of course.
Acna . . . at my age? LAMO. Hell, yeah, genes are responsible, though, not chocolate . . . . I doubt Fate would be quite that cruel to me . . . it wouldn’t, would it? I’ll be kind, I won’t scoff them, I’ll savour them just as good chocccie should be.
Tracey Mac
Plonks down on the sofa, scans the room, waves to Jan and wonders where you are
I’m back…......from outta space BB…......and I’m not moving until I get some attention here….......
I’m in for the long haul and I need chocolate, can I have an IV as I’ll be around for a while yet, it’s too cold at my house and your sanctuary is the warmest place I know in the whole wide world…...........
billyboy replied
Yer tellin’ me! I’m directly above the furnace so the Sanctuary never really stops heating… I actually had to close both sides of the radiator to shut it off completely and it’s still warm in here!!
As for the IV, I’ll hook you right up to othe chocolate fountain so no probs on that front. Let’s just hope we don’t have a power cut cause if that stuff cools down it’s gonna solidify in yer veins… hey, I can think of worse ways to die, yeah? Puts a whole new take on Death by Chocolate!
OK, so you got my attention… now tell me about outer space and why you thought you needed to return? That was a cool landing… didn’t hear a thing… think you might have crushed a Tassie Devil though… kinda like Dorothy landing on the Wicked Witch of the East in the Wizzard of Oz…
It’s OK cause they’re breeding nicely… space landings are all that’s keeping the popuklation under control in this place.
Big hugs2U Tracey!
xo
janniev
Jan waves back at Tracey Hi Tracey, you’re right, it’s far too cold at home to be there so, like you, I’ve come for my fill of chocolate and wonderful company in some real warmth. Attention may be a bit slow at the moment, I think we need to wait until about 6.00 p.m. Billy’s time for him to get home. Poor man has to be a slave like most of us! Unfortunately, I can only stay long enough to say Hi to the Menagerie and have a quick hot chocolate, then I’m off, to bed.
billyboy replied
Me? 6 PM?? I’m lucky if I get home by 8!
Anyway Jannie, the hot chocolate thing might be a good idea for Tracey’s IV… even if it cools down it re’mains liquid. Why didn’t I think of that??? Seems she’s hangin in for the long term so there’s time to try it out.
Sorry I wasn’t here when you passed by. Muffie told me about the toe licking thing… Jeeze, I leave you guys alone for a half hour…
ANNETTE HAGGER
Opens door and pokes head round !...elloooo Im not actually sure how i came to find this Sanctuary…...hands Bil a bottle of wine, and sits down on sofa…. it looks very cosy, i like your little twinkly lights…....anna : )
billyboy replied
Anna, most people who end up here don’t know how they got here… and even fewer remember how they got home!!
The wine was a nice touch (bottled in France!), so thanks for that. And those twinkly lights? They’re actually a pain in the butt… the cleaning woman knocks them with the vacuum cleaner so sometimes the fillaments break and a whole section deosn’t light up. So I have to look with a magnifyer glass to find which one (or ones) is out, clip the bulb off, then twist the lead wires together to complete the circuit… I’ve told her now to NOT fargen TOUCH them even with her feather duster…
Thanks for stopping by again… come back often enough and I might even start talkin proper English (crosses fingers behind back)!!
xo
billyboy replied
Can’t believe you actually faved this…
You are SUCH a diamond!!!
janniev
Oohm, I’ll have to have a word to Muffie about keeping his yap shut. Cheeky bugger. Yeah, the hot chocolate idea is a good one – it was wonderful. I wasn’t quite to freezing when I got home and climbed into bed. Am now, though.
billyboy replied
Sodium Pantothal. Works every time… I mix it with Leffe beer and Muffie just laps the stuff up. Jannie, you don’t stand a chance!!
xo
Tracey Mac
Stands up on the sofa and starts to sing by way of how I feel…... in reply to the outer space question
☺♫♦↕§←♪♪♪☺♣☺♪♪♪→♫↓§↑♥↔♫☼♫↔♥↓§↑♫←♪♣♪→§♦↕♫☺
☺♫♦↕§♫←♪☺♣☺ Drops of Jupiter !!! ♥☼♫↔♥↓§↑♣♪→§♦↕♫☺
☺♫♦↕§←♪♪♪☺♣☺♪♪♪→♫↓§↑♥↔♫☼♫↔♥↓§↑♫←♪♣♪→§♦↕♫☺
Now that she’s back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there’s time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey
Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
Now that she’s back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there’s room to grow, hey, hey
Now that she’s back in the atmosphere
I’m afraid that she might think of me as plain ol’ Jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land
Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you’re wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me
Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the Milky Way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there
So in short, I was looking for myself out there
And Death by HOT Chocolate sounds almost perfect!!!
:))) XXX
billyboy replied
Tracey, I only pray that whoever you’re with is able to return your passion and your romance.
Yours is an amazing soul, and I don’t really think you had to go to outer space…
Next time, just time-out on my couch and dig the fairy lights… a good old fashioned HCIV beats space travel any day!!
xox2U!
janniev
Ha, Sodium Pentathol is truth serum, I need a mild hympnotic so that I can plant a command to ensure he doesn’t give away secrets like yesterday’s bread!!! He hasn’t come across my determination yet, he’s about to find out what happens when someone’s naughty. :-))
janniev
“Hi, anybody here?” . . . seems not. Oh well. Now, where’d Bill put his new voodoo mask? Hmmmm, can’t see it, maybe it voodoo’d him to Zombieland! Well, I guess I’ll just have to wait around for a bit and see if he shows up. In the meantime, I’ll have to have that little heart-to-heart with Muffie . . . about spilling secrets and other assorted juicy bits. “Muffie, come on over here and sit down beside me. We need to discuss a little something . . . yes, about your tendency to talk about things you shouldn’t.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
“Oh dear, Muffie, why did you let me fall asleep? You know I had to get back home to finish that paperwork!”
billyboy replied
Sorry about that jannie… Muffie will do ANYthing to get talking with a friend. He’s pretty lonely these days as he’s pointed in a direction that only allows him to see my silly face… and looking at him now, I see hatred in his eyes… his mouth gaping open with crooked felt teeth saying… Billy, WHY did you do that truth syrum thing on me… I just wanted to confide in a friend …
So OK, I won’t go there anymore. What you discuss with any of my ‘family’ will remain between you guys. People need their privacy and intimacy of thoughts. Otherwise, this wouldn’t be a true sanctuary, yeah?
xo2U!
Irish
BOOOOO ;) lol
billyboy replied
SHIT that scared me!!!
:-x
ToastedGhost
You are without doubt the luckiest man on earth
wow
billyboy replied
You’re right… I’ve got amazing people like you who are willing to take the time to let this silly page load and let me know you’re still connected even when I haven’t had the time to show my appreciation.
This post has nearly 6500 views and 925 comments… and it really makes me feel special when the likes of you stops by to say hello…
TG, you rock… and one day we are SO gonna split a 6-pack of Leffe blonde…
David Howarth
Is it possible to Clone a room, if so i’ll take 2!
Awsome bolt hole!
billyboy replied
David, you don’t need a clone… you just gotta paint your walls dark, hang all your most awesome pics in cool frames, round up some really freaky animals, plug in the fairly lights, and make sure you got enough cold beer and vodka to get you through the worst of the credit crunch without having to leave the house… and yer there. Piece of cake.
Then you take a picture of it and stick it on the cover of your calendar.
Voila. Problem solved!!!
David Howarth
LOL Cheers Billy!!
Martin McKiernan
Your answer to David is so simple!!! I’m lucky cos I too have a bolt hole. I left the wife upstairs when the snoring drove me half insane. I live down here, underground with my Buddha, guitars, drums and painting stuff, poetry books and crate of ale and its heaven. Should have done it years ago. And now Red Bubble ! Life’s a gas!Cheers Billy! Bootiful pad!
billyboy replied
Yup, know all a bout the snorey thing!
And hey, there’s NUTHIN cooler than a subterranian sanctuary…
You got bats and stuff down there? How about a pic??
I know you’re as mad as me cause you actually FAVED this (cheers!)... and yeah, life is a gas mate!
Thanks for diggin the pad, and come back any time yer thirst gets the better of you. I could get some Berliner Weiss in if you’re bent. if you’re straight we could just crack open a couple of Leffe Blondes…
And then drink a couple of beers…(!)
Martin McKiernan
I’ve had so much hassle with ” her indoors” it would be easier to give up on the fairer sex – but no. I’m as straight as they come and blondes, Leffe or not, are fine with me! I will shoot my batless bunker when I get back from a 2 week break on the Baltic. And talking of women (which we weren’t) there is someone who has just appeared on Red Bubble who I think knows me but is playing incognito!
billyboy replied
OK dude, don’t need to tell me who she is…
but if you want some privacy with her, this place is empty most of the day and I could exceptionally give you guys full access to the chocolate fountain.
You won’t get many offers like that so better snap it up while you can!
Looking forward to the cave pics…!
funkyfacestudio
Knock knock..can I come in ? i have been here for at least two hours …..............( i read slow). I have a crick in my back and my neck won’t move…........it sure would be nice to have a beer ;) I love chocolates too but they don’t go together too well. it looks like I have been missing out on the fun. I sure like how you decorate Billy and I just love the fairy lights.
billyboy replied
Are you kidding? Beer and chocolate go great together. In fact in Brussles they brew a beer called Kriek which is made from cherries… so when you drink that with chocolate, tastes kind of like a dessert with a chocolate fountain. Which it just so happens I have here and it’s totally functional so we can get fat and nicely pissed at the same time. That a plan you can deal with??
And it just so happens that I got NEW FAIRY LIGHTS!!
Hope this picture works…
It’s cool cause though it doesn’t show up too good in the pic, the lights are the color of the sparks when fireworks shoot up towards the sky before they explode. Much cooler than the old ones… think there’s about 1000 tiny lights on the string!
And that skull in the foreground on the left… Art (Mel’s hubby) gave it to me as s a gift from Disney… you squeeze it and it’s eyes bulge like transparent balloons and there’s creepy crawly things and blood and stuff that fills the bulge… coolest thing you EVA saw. Maybe I’ll post a pic of it in action…
So of course you can come in… duh! Gimme a sec and I’ll switch on the fountain. You see that bottle opener anywhere? They don’t do twist tops here…
xox
billyboy replied
ps… Above the bookshelf on the left. THAT’s where it’s going…
It’s a nice big space when I remove the collage, and I can see it unobstructed from my desk. Doesn’t get much better than that, yeah?
funkyfacestudio
Hmm I never tried cherry flavored beer before but I have had vanilla and it is mighty good, I suppose it would go good with chocolate.
I love those squeezy toys with bulgy things. Did you see the pig that you squeeze ? and well he has to go to the bathroom…...... yuk !
I need to get me those fairy lights, they are awesome ! I should go shopping because they are already putting up halloween and x-mas stuff at the stores.
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I don’t do twist tops either….......I like the ones that you squeeze lime into and injure your drinking partners eye (on accident)
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Looks like a cool spot for it billy, I’m excited ;)
billyboy replied
Amazing… you talk about the pig… if you look further up, I`ve got one of em on my desk!
Given to me by a Dutch singer named Fay Lovski when I saw it on her key chain and I told her I needed it. I`ve also got a Canada Bear from Montreal when we were at Mel & Art`s wedding… he shits too (sorry… goes to the bathroom…) and they live side by side next to my volume controller.
And wow, you dig Corona!!!
Difference is when I squeeze the lime in, I aim!
Now you got ME all excited!!!
billyboy replied
In fact, the picture of my pig is 32 taps on my PAGE DOWN button… don`t know it`ll be the same on your machine, but give it a try. It`s cool cause he looks like he`s ready to take a major dump!!!!!!!
xo
billyboy replied
OK, I’m done now. But couldn’t leave without showing you the skull…
Isn’t life amazing?
xo
funkyfacestudio
That is very creepy BB but I understand…..........they are very addicting. Whenever we are at a register and they have theses toys we just keep squeezing them until it’s time to leave ha ha. That scull is pretty big, I haven’t seen one that size before….......pretty cool !
billyboy replied
You mean… like you squeeze them in the store when everyone’s lined up at the regsiter and checkin’ you out… and it goes really quiet cause everyone’s kinda hoping it’s gonna burst and there’s gonna be blood and bugs all over the place and the manager’s gonna throw you out of the shop???
That is SO cool. Can I come shopping with you?
funkyfacestudio
Yes BB…...........I know it’s naughty but It’s not my fault if they don’t have test squeezers right ? sure you can come shopping with me :)
billyboy replied
Test squeezers?? What an amazing idea! You wouldn’t be afraid to pop them… “whoops! Sorry mister… it wasn’t me, it was my fingernails! But hey, it’s only the tester, yeah?” and so they call the janitor and yer totally off the hook. Piece of cake!
And speaking of cake and stuff… I left you a 1kg box of mixed Wittamer pralines you can gorge yer funky face on. Eat all you want and if anyone asks, just say the animals scoffed everything. There’s also a crate of Cherry beer (looked EVERYWHERE for vanilla…) I won’t be happy till everything’s gone so we can shop for more!
And it’s OK cause they got testers… yer so cute walkin’ down the checkout aisle with all that chocolate smeared round yer chops!
clarkey
I love your new Fairy Lights and that skull is so cool, Billy. I definitely haven’t seen anything like that before! Now I’m going to have go check out the local toy store! How’d you get the pink light in your Sanctuary? Was it sunset when you took this shot?
Hmmm, is the coffee hot? I know I shouldn’t drink it before bed but, if I drink it in a hurry, I’ll be asleep before it hits my system! “Hi Mr Bat, Shang, and Kat and everyone else. Sorry it’s been so long since I came to vist, my browser is having fits at the time it take to get in the door now! I’ll have to wait until my son gets back from his honeymoon before he can have a look at it for me. Gotta go. Please say Thank you to Billy for his wonderful coffee – I won’t eat his stash of choccies as there aren’t many there tonight! Bye ‘til next time.”
Where’s your mask, Bill, have I missed it in the photo above? I’m dying of curiosity to see it, it sounds so wicked.
billyboy replied
Good luck finding one of those skulls Jan… but watch out cause that eye is like WAY thin when it’s expanded to max. If it ever burst there would be MAJOR cleanup duties… and it seems those bugs breed like cockroaches and they really dig sucking blood from cats… just a warning…
In fact the pink comes from the mixture of light from the blue neon clock over the door (which you can’t see) and the orange neon Duff beer sign. Cool, yeah?
I understand the browser problems cause I even have problems getting in the door myself. I’ll stock up on choccies so it’s worth the wait when you do decide to venture in… Don’t tell her I said… but Lisa (you know, the funky Goddess who does the amazing crystalstroke portraits), well, she’s got a bit of a sweet tooth and I’ve only got some dark chocolate marsipan left… and there’s a bit of a beer-flow problem goin’ on… but she’s sweet and I’m hoping to keep her here a bit longer if I can keep the supply up, so guess I’ll just have to get my butt to the Sablon and spend some cash. Worth every cent! Should have plenty to go round!!
And for your info, the mask is on the right of the couch nestled in the armrest. Check out the hair!!
clarkey
I have to go to the shopping center later today so I’ll have a look in the toy shop if I have time.I think my pussies would be safe, they seem to catch all the bugs they go after, sometimes they even seem to take it in turns to get them!
Yeah, that light is really cool, it would make for a very restful setting; I can see you dozing off under it’s influence!!!
I’m using his PC again so I don’t have to wait for the browser to crash – I’m pretty sure that where the problem lies as I wasn’t having any probs until I installed the latest version. I won’t say a word to Lisa . . . but you know she’s not the only one with a sweet tooth. Gotta keep your supplies up, you never know who’s going to come visit,
I see your mask now, along with Muffie and Rolf-and-Harris. It looks wicked – are you going to do a portrait of it and post that? Pleeeeease, I’d like to see if in all it’s glory.
Gotta go, the day awaits.
billyboy replied
Jannie, a portrait of the mask could be in the cards… I`ve got SO much work to do processing all the vacation pics, trying some HDR, etc… In the fullness of time, all will come together. Starting to feel a breathing space now the studio`s humming along. Next week we have full staff back so I can sleep another 15 mins!!!
xo
robpixaday
Ooo…....liking this a lot…....!
billyboy replied
Wow Robin! You made it in!!
Now just try and get out sober…
Just watch out for the Tasmanian Devils cause they bit your ankles. Other than that, make yersself at home and pig out on whatever you want. If there`s anything left… if not you can leave shopping list…
Thanks SO much for stopping by and waiting for the page to load!
xo!
clarkey
Hey BB, thought i’d pop in just for a quick visit. Of course, you’re sound asleep, or maybe not, bats don’t sleep at night, do they? Mr Bat, Muffie, and Rolf and Harris are awak – Hi, fellas, please say hi to eveyrone else for me.Sorry, no time for coffee, not even chocolate today. Gotta go. Be good! . . . as she disappears out the door and round the corner very quietly_.
billyboy replied
NO TIME FOR FARKEN CHOCLATE???
So lady, what’s on YOUR agenda today then?
I could always cook you up some battered sea spiders, yeah?
Jan? JANNNNNIIIEE… stop disappearing round the corner… was only kidding bout the spiderz…..
xo
clarkey
My agenda is full of the same old same old – boring, mind numbingly so!
Ooo ooo, any man who’ll cook for me has an instant slave, I hate cooking! Having said that, I finally got the Tiramisu to work properly, might even take a piccie!
Okay, you’ve twisted my arm, I stay long for Mr Bat to feed me chocolate in lieu of you . . . . . . . . . . . . . . aaaaah, I shouldn’t eat chocolate before breakfast. I’ll be back later for a longer visit, I promise.
Tracey Mac
Note to BB;
Hi babe, slipped in quietly while you were in dream land, brought my own bottle of Creme De Menthe (did I tell you that’s my latest poison?) poured two shots, yours is on yer desk for after work tonight, sipped it slowly while I gaze around the sanctuary and checked out your new stuff.
LOVE the fairy lights, so apt….....your crystal portrait shines and lights up the room even more than the fairy lights….........had a squeeze of your skull and then got a mad idea.
Imagine if I got a syringe and somehow injected CDM into it’s bulging eye, so that when you squeezed it, emerald green spray shot everywhere everytime you pumped that eyeball out of it’s socket? Ok so I’m on my 4th shot and buzzn, was just a thought…......
So I sat on the couch, layed back, head on the arm rest, legs stretched out and enjoyed the soft ambience from the fairy lights. Love the way they shine through the green liquid in the glass, the prisms spin me….got to thinking again and decided I should spend more quiet time here as nobody is around for a change…... and how warm this room actually is. Thought about another IV of chocolate, then fell asleep thinking about that coursing through my veins and had some sweet dreams filled with chocolate, CDM, fairy lights that were actaully blue in my dream and skulls with bright green eyes that bulge…........which woke me up eventually, I think it was when the green spray coated my face and the eye actaully popped.
So hope you are havin your own sweet dreams.
I decided to sneak in to your room and leave the note on your pillow and the shot of CDM on your bedside table (I see you have your own bottle, so I’m takin mine with me for later)
I was as quiet as a mouse, and you were in such a deep sleep, I didn’t have the heart to wake you…..........
Hope you don’t mind
See you again soon….
xox2U
billyboy replied
Ya know, I was just thinkin… there`s not been much green in my Sanctuary. I mean, I just had a good look round and there`s all kinds of blues, browns, reds, oranges and blacks and whites and stuff… but green? Nada. So who better to bring me green than you Trace? And if there`s alcohol in it, so much the better!
OK… now you got me the idea… I do have a hypodermic needle (used it to inject truth syrum into one of the Tassie Devils when all the beer went missing one day and the guy with the fowm round his snout refused to confess…) and we could use my own bottle of CDM… I think if I inject right behind the fet eye through the skull (yup, got a power drill too!!) and leave a bit of time for the wound to heal, we might just get that puppy squirting green with the red. That would be SO cool… forest moss green and burning passion red!!
Look Trace, next time wake me up, yeah? And sorry about the green spray… but you KNOW how drams come true in here…
xoxrightbackatcha!!
clarkey
Oh dear, Tracey, Traceeeeeeey, wait, come back, I brought some yummies with me, tiramisu, freshly made and it’s really nice!

I’ll go and get a second piece . . . . . . .
I didn’t bring any wine with and, unfortuantely, that’ll have to wait for the next visit I bring something suitable to savour with it.
Tracey Mac
Awww Jan thanks you sweet thing!! How did you know I was hungry??
Home made? Wow you are a doll!!
And I’ve gotta say, what an amazing person you are to visit BB and bring Streak over all the time to keep the rest of the mad critters in line!!
And you’ve cooked Roo burgers? Jan!! How could you? The national emblem and your throwing it on the barby for BB and the gang to EAT??
I think I’ll just stick to the Tiramasu, can someone pass the extra cream please??
(Thanks Jan….........YUM!!)
clarkey
You’re welcome, Tracey. I’ll be bringing Misty and Streak along for another visit as soon as I can cathc the two of them together for long enough to actually catch them. No, I didn’t cook ‘roo burgers, I’ve heard that ‘roo meat can be dicey to eat and, as you say, our national emblem. No, I think I told BB I wouldn’t cook them. Extra cream coming, , it has a secret ingredient which makes it taste wonderful with the tiramisu. Let’s hope BB enjoys it as much as you and I – the cook at the studios no doubt makes a far better and authentic version than I can!
Irish
Tracy , Jan , I got the Tiramasu scent all the way in Jersey and made my way here, even brought some extra cream but I get here and no BB , where the heck is he? Sleeping again? I say we take the extra cream and go wake his butt up :)
Note to BB : Hmmmmm something seems to be missing from the sanctuary walls, cant quite put my finger on it, but sumthin…lol
Irish
Oh and how close r we to the 1000th comment? I say after that, you make a new thread with new sanctuary NEW & IMPROVED version …... wha cha think?
I have a METS Blanket that would look sooooooo good on the sofa babe!
billyboy replied
OK Millie, like I get the message.
You`re gonna wait till I`m gone and when I come back this sanctuary is gonna look like Luis Castillo`s dressing room??
That is SO not gonna happen…
But yeah, I`m scared enough to post your collab pics in here… but I gotta do it tonite cause I got an idea… something to do with the colors… so just give me some time before you spread that silly blanket over my sacred sofa… am I gonna have to fill this place with Yankee stuff to ward off the evil?
Jeeze, you Jersey girls are such a farken handful…
So when is it yer getting hitched? Keep you out of trouble… :-)
clarkey
Hi Milly! Hmmmm, there seems to be a glitch in RB’s time keeping at the moment: I saw your comments over 2 hours ago and they still say you made them only a couple of minutes ago!!!!!! As I can’t tell what time you visited, I don’t know where BB was but you’re probably right, he was sleeping. That means we get all the tiramisu and he’ll have to wait ‘til next time. Thanks for bringing the extra cream, you can never have too much of that. I don’t know that I’d want to wake him up, if he is asleep, he might just sink his fangs into the closest neck! I hope Jersey is a mite warmer than Melbourne is!
billyboy replied
Jannie, I so love it when you get confused!!
So… where`s that Tiramisu you promised me? Like that was AGES ago. And funny thing is, I swear I can smell it… I guess if you want something bad enough you just start smelling it even if it`s on the other side of the planet… I`ve had a bit of that these days.
So yeah, any time you want to try making some dessert to go with the espresso, let me know… jeeze this place is so clean… but I SWEAR I smell tiramisu…
And btw, Gabrielle`s tiramisu isn`t that great… best one I ever had was done by an English dued… go figure!!!
Tracey Mac
Heyyy Irish, Jan…............keep it down Ssshhhhhh…....I’ve just come from BB’s bedroom, he’s sound asleep (I did try to wake him gently but he muttered somethin about green lights, IVs and ‘roo burgers and went back to sleep ?)
So let’s eat this cake with massive helpings of cream before he wakes up and clear it all away and he won’t know that anyone’s even been here yeah?
That way NEXT time you bring the Tiramasu Jan it’ll look like it’s the first time and we can holler to you Irish so you don’t have to wait for the aroma to drift all the way to Jersey, you think? And I’ll bring the extra cream next time girls, I’m on a farm, plenty of cream to be had here…........
Ok all cleaned up? Cool…......see ya soon girls :)
Oh….......oops, just wiped that cream moustache off my top lip, was a dead give away!!
billyboy replied
Soooo… see you`ve met Millie da Joisey Goiyl…
We got this sort of history… like she`s got this Harley she says is hers but it`s really mine but I don`t have enough cash yet to go over and get it… and she`s a NY Mets fan which is the Yanks’ rival baseball team so she teases me about the Yanks being wankers and stuff which is really stoopid cause the Mets are like TOTAL tossers that don`t even win stuff (she might not even know what a tosser is being from Jersey City)... but she`s fun and she`s cute and she`s getting married in a couple of years (wtf is she waiting for?) and she digs tiramisu and she`s of Irish descent (which is why she talks such farken blarney!) and she digs a pint of Guinness now and then… AND she helps clean up after the MESS you guys made… so she`s cool.
And I do remember burping and it tasted like `roo burger… or was it roast chicken?
So what`s fer dessert?... Trace??... what, you mean there`s nuthin left???
clarkey
Sounds pretty good to me, Tracey. I’ll make a fresh one late next week, I think, can’t have the other ½ getting too used to the good stuff, now, can I? I’ll bring the tiramisu, you bring the cream and Milly can bring the “drink”! Is that okay with you, Milly? I love it when men talk in their sleep.
I’ll let you both know when I’ve made it and will bring the whole thing, that way we can all pig out on it.
Just as weel you cleaned that cream moustache off, it sure is a dead give away. LOL, it’ll be good!
clarkey
Waddya mean, confused, my head is screwed on perfectly straight! I’m afraid you didn’t get home in time to share the tiramisu, so we three ate the lot. Now, now, don’t go sobbing just ‘cause you missed out this time, I’m going to make another one late next week, I think. You’ve had a bit of what these day? Smelling itramisu when it’s on the other side of the planet? I guess that’s vaguely possible, I’ve made it 3 times now but this one worked the best. Lol, ya gotta give credit where it’s due – we all helped clean up after ourselves and the gang, they contributed to the mess but refused to clean up.
See ya next time, whenever that is, but, it won’t be tool long. Bye for now, BB.
Irish
Hey Trace & Jan, we forgot to tell BB about the accident with the guitar when we were all Belly dancing, dont worry I got all scratches out of it and the strings repaired…no worries! :)
Jan, so when you went to check on BB sleeping what exactly was he wearing? BOXES or BRIEFS? I HEARD he sleeps in PJ’s with Little choo choo trains on them but that COULDNT be …not our ROCK STAR ….lol…but then again ya neva kno!!!!!
And as for YOU FUNBIL…lol…The Harley is officially mine at this point…and I DO SO know what a TOSSER is ….. its a LAME THROW, ya know like those friggin Yankees do …lmao :)
Oh PS …. and you SO kno why Im waiting till 2012 to get hitched….. Have to get my Baby off to college first B4 Mommy can have any fun…....also DID THIS ONCE ALREADY….have to be realllllllllllll sure this time… dont cha kno? Ok well BB listen if your going to keep wiggin out so EARLY, your going to keep missing all the fun, ya know Im trying to bring out the WILD side in Tracy and Jan and let me tell you those girls get wild after a few cocktails ….. Your missing all the fun. Use some of your contacts at the studio to get me GERARD BUTLER to come visit the Sanctuary, Millie Loves Him…. Forget the Tiramasu, hes YUMMY! :)))))) Especially since your NO FUN!
Irish
billyboy replied
Sorry Millie, pic came out as a red X… hey maybe that`s what it`s a pic of yeah?
You might be interested to know that Pharrell Williams was here the other day… also had Red One doing some edits for Lady Gaga… but sorry, no Gerard Butler. Btw, did you know he`s Scottish, not Irish? Probably likes Haggis more than Guinness…
And the farken bike is MINE and a tosser is NOT some dude who throws a lame ball like the majority of Mets pitchers (all of `em in fact…). You guys gettin hitched in Shea Stadium or somethin?
So… tell me what the X was and I`ll tell you what a tosser is…
Irish
Three Words … YUM UM MY :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
billyboy replied
OK lady… never let it be said that I don’t keep a promise.
So here, on my sanctuary wall, is the result of my take on your BB collab!
Thought your red and green versions of what you did to my face (jeeze, thanks for the fangs and vampire ears… or are they Vulcan?) reminded me of those paper and plastic glasses you wore to see the 3D black & white flicks in the 70’s… what? You think you’re too young to remember???
Just slip these on and check out BB in three glorious dimensions!!!
xo
Irish
Ok RockStar …. Love the 3d Glasses .. a little scared to put them on tho , Dont know if I could handle BB in 3 dimension…lol….and wtf I didnt edit your ears , whateva do you mean? :)
Now the Bad News, Im BOYCOTTING your site until you take my X down and put the pic i gave you of GERARD up ….. Cmon It makes me Smileeeeee …lmfao…and it will make all your female visitors happy as well….He is a work of Art! So lets go baby, maybe just maybe there is a Yankee Bike in it for ya!
Otherwise ….... your gonna miss me
billyboy replied
Promise? re the bike?
OK, let’s make a deal…
Swear to me that you are a Yankee fan in reality and that once you admit it you’ll NEVA be able to take it back and crossing fingers behind yer back doesn’t work (in this case) cause if you take it back, the pic comes off for good…
Then, and only then, will I put up your pic of Gerard. And I’m only agreeing to this cause I dig The 300.
We got a deal lady?
Irish
Ummmmmmmmmmmm… yeah yeah …..errr…sure whateva ya say….now put up My Man!
Irish
Oh and anyway you would have MISSED Me…:)
Irish
Ok fine, I just said it TWICE, now thats it…didnt ya hear me?
billyboy replied
Confess… in writing… and your ‘man’ will be hanging proudly on my wall…
Irish
Sorry I dont put anything in writinf that can come back n haunt me … hee hee anyway I will figure it out myself, as for you … BITE ME . . . so there
billyboy replied
HA! Knew you’d chicken out…
Consider yerself totally bit!
And if you figure it out, the bike’s yours. Consider it an advance wedding pressie!!! :-)
Irish
billyboy replied
HA!
Irish
Irish
NICE HA HA HA HA HA HA
Irish
Oh did I say HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Irish
billyboy replied
Don’t you DARE try to put up the second one… you are SO pishing yer luck!
You got one… be happy yer still a Mets fan. AND you got a cool wedding present.
AND I’ll just take it down when yer asleep…
:-)
Irish
Now THATS a work of ARt! HA
Irish
Ok going to take a ride on MY NEW motorcycle now, just have to paint OVER all the YANKEE crap! :)
billyboy replied
PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTtttttttt !!
Irish
Oh one more thing, I so forgot to tell you…..............HA!!!!!!!
:) go check ur email
clarkey
LMFAO, oh dear, Millie, did you really have to let the cat out of the bag about our belly dancing and other antics, BB thinks I’m a nice sedate “old” girl. Now, he’s gonna start to wonder what he’s let himself in for. Oh well, I guess it was bound to get out eventually! Have a great day, Millie and don’t forget to keep an eye out for next week’s tiramisu, I’m bringing the whole shebang this time!
clarkey
P.S. Millie: Billy idol is a (choo choo) train from time to time, so why shouldn’t our BB be one, too, hmmmmmmm? Then again, who says he wears anything to bed? I can’t go spilling secrets like that in public, now can I?
billyboy replied
Jannie, truth is… I wear a smile to bed every nite!!
clarkey
Is that what you call it, Billy? I had a rather different name for your attire!
clarkey
I know, I know, it’s a bit late but, as promised, here’s a whole tiramisu. Freshly made although I didn’t think I was going to get it made after all as Parents descended on us for the week-end! Enjoy! It’s minus the cocoa unfortunately, and I added strawberries to the last one. Mmmm, added a lovely touch but, I didn’t know hubby had eater the ones I’d kept for this – he’s in the dogh-house now.

billyboy replied
Dog house NOT Jan… I would have actually put him on a throne for eating those strawberries. Now don’t get me wrong, I think strawberries are one of the coolest fruits… and they go really well with vanilla icecream, chocolate sauce, scones & clotted cream, and even cheesecake. BUT… the thought of strawberries in tiramisu, with or without the cocoa? There would just be too much stuff going on.
So as your last one, with strawberries, was lot scoffed by the time I got to it, I’m now glad that my first taste of Jannie’s TM will be minus strawbs… and I got tons of powdered choc I can sprinkle on myself (no Jan, not on myself… on the Tiramisu…by me!).
7 plates gonna be enough? OK, there’s me, you, Rolf&Harris (they eat for two natch), Shag, Muff, Bat, Rat, Kat… Jan, that’s already 9… you planning on sending some of us to bed without dessert??? Actually Shag, baing a silly panda, would probably be happy just scoffing the rose…
xo!
clarkey
LMAO, I figured you’d have a few extra plates and parfait spoons stashed down in the kitchen somewhere – I wzs kinda loaded up and couldn’t carry any more. Believe me, it tastes wonderful with the cocoa and strawberries on it, there are only two pieces left and they’ll be gone by lunchtime tomorrow if not before I get up. It seems none of the actual Invitees have been able to come to the party so, let’s . I can think of only one reason for sprinkling the cocoa on yourself!!!!!!! Enjoy as much as you can get before the Zoo gets stuck into it and it disappears under your nose. Have a great evening, I’m off to bed in a few moments.
billyboy replied
Uh… do I dare ask what that reason is Jan???
Unfortunately I didn’t get back in time this evening before the zoo got stuck in. Had to clean up lots of vomit, but it was good smelling vomit so they probably just gobbled down too much too quick.
Was actually just talking to an Italian this evening who thinks strawberries taste great in tiramisu. She actually brought one to the BBQ for dessert, but hers didn’t have strawberries in it either.
So guess you’ll just have to bake another… and this time make sure hubby doesn’t scoff the strawbs!
xo
funkyfacestudio
Thanks for the invite…........are there any plates left ?
billyboy replied
Yup, there’s tons of plates left… but they’re all dirty and there’s nothing left to serve on them.
BUT… as you just happen to be the 1000th comment on this silly post, I won’t ask you to help wash the dishes!
So just chill out for a bit and admire your awesome artwork on my wall. That’s probably all yer gonna be able to do anyway after you piggied out on all that birthday cake yesterday!!
xo
clarkey
I’ll let your imagination have fun!! The two pieces left haven’t been eatern already, much to my surprise so, maybe you’ll get a piece tonight . . .
Sigh! Now I’m disappointed, I thought the strawberries were one of my occasional quirky additons/alterations to a recipe which turned out to work fabulously. Oh well, at least someone else thinks along the same lines as me and agrees with me. Lol, there’s no baking involved in tiramisu, just making and I’ll make sure he doesn’t get the straberries next time. I won’t be making another one for a few weeks though, so, you’ll have to hope you get home in time tonight – I’ll hide what’s left and say it’s been eaten.
xox
clarkey
P.S.: Congrats, Lisa, on being the the 1,000th Commenter. I’m so sorry you missed out on having a piece of tiramisu – when I make the next one, we’ll send you another invite! Have a great day.
Tracey Mac
So I’m late for the party?? Damn!
Oh well, had to go out for most of yesterday and then got talkin to a sexy guy for hours last night and time just got away as it does when you’re havin way too much fun and you never want it to end….....so…....
Billy? You’ve had over 1,000 comments in here? Holy shit!!
That’s gotta be some kind of major record in RB Land no?
So where’s the streamers and tinsel and lightshow?
A gret Big congrats to Lisa for being the 1,000 th visitor too!! Yay!!
So I’d just like to add, a massive congratulations BB for your outstanding contribution to so many souls throughout RB by giving so many of us somewhere to come and laugh, flirt, reflect, rest, drink copious amounts of alcohol, eat enough chocolate to sink a battle ship, play with your beautiful/strange menagerie, check out your amazing art on the walls, play with all your little toys and knick knacks and to always know we can rely on your awesome replies, comebacks, hospitality and warmth as we use your sanctuary for exactly what it is…...........a place to get away from it all and always leave with higher spirits and a smile, so a massive thanks to you….....
xX
I think that calls for another party so bring it on!
Big hugs and lots of kisses for such a momentous occasion
The Sanctuary is worth more than gold and now you have the stats to prove it.
Mwah baby
Xx
billyboy replied
Tracey? That was a sweet thing to say.
Kinda makes me wanna dip you in chocolate and eat you.
Now, lemme just chuck this key out the window…
x
clarkey
Lol @ Tracey – next time I make another, invites will be sent again, hopefully with a bit more notice . . . to give you more time to arrange your rendezvousing (is that a word? ‘Tis now!) The Sanctuary is a wonderful place – it was a sanity saver for me when I was driving the other half around for that six months last year! We all owe Bill a huge community hug for his generoisty and hosting skills. Wonder how much further it can go?
funkyfacestudio
Yaaaaaaaawn…........oh gosh How long have I been here ? I think my sugar got too low and I passed out. Clarkey did Billy eat the last piece ? you can tell me ;) some prize for being the 1000th comment ;(
how about some beer and chocolate ? although I really can’t wait to try clarkies special treat…......I’ll be licking my chops till then …...............
billyboy replied
Lisa, I just registered another 11 out of 10 on the HCSH…
I so love how you put a smile on MY chops!!
Beer and chocolate?
Comin’ right up!!
clarkey
No, Lisa, Billy didn’t get the last piece. By the time he arrived home, it was all gone, his Zoo scoffed the lot . . . and he had to clean up after them. I’m so sorry you missed out – I’ll make another one in a few weeks time, can’t have hubby getting used to my inexplicable fit of domesticity!!!! Lol, enjoy Billy’s beer and sinfully delicious choloates, he tries to keep a never ending supply of them on had for those of who are addicted.
billyboy replied
Jan, it wasn’t exactly the Zoo… it was that silly double headed Tassie devil… wouldn’t cha know that when there’s any kind of cake around, something coming from Rhana would so totally pig out!!
So yeah, make another… and this time I’m perfectly happy to see strawberries inside. Especially as it’s now got the official Italian blessing!
clarkey
Lol, if you BM me when you next log on and have a few minutes to spare, you’ll get your very own piece of tiramisu with cocoa and strawberries. I’m so glad it’s officially okay to put strawberries in/on it although I would only put strawberries in it if I was 100% certain the whole lot was going to be eaten in the one sitting! Don’t forget to leave room for it.
clarkey
Okay, Billy, you gotta be quick:

Don’t let those terrible Tassie Twins get it before you at least get a mouthful.
billyboy replied
Sorry Jan… I was just getting my chops around the spoon when this black claw just apprears from nowhere and swipes it out me hand!!
BUT… I was quick… and I tackled him (yup, it was farken MUFFIE!), shoved his paw into my mouth, still gripping a massive piece of tiramisu, bless him… and sucked it right down my throat.
So voila. Finally got a good swallow.
Now I’ll go back and try a bit of your tiramisu!!
xo
ps; don’t even think he’s missing his paw yet…
clarkey
Hehe, Muffie telephathed me a message to say you only got the tiramisu back ‘cause he was feeling a bit under the weather and was slower than normal. Is he telling me the truth this time? I’m glad you finally got a bit and I hope you enjoyed it.
billyboy replied
No, he`s NOT telling you the truth Jan… the paw he shoved in my mouth was NOT the one that was gripping the tiramisu. So consequently, I ate the little guy`s paw… and when I went back for a piece of your tiramisu, I found that he`d scoffed the lot with his remaining paw.
So Jannie, looks like you`ll have to bake another one if you`re determined for me to try it… and Muffie will have to GROW another one.
I`ve actually got some stuff that might help that along. It`s called furry cloth & thread…
clarkey
Ahhhh, I wondered if he was stretching the truth, he had a most odd expression on his dial!!!! Now, the question is, do you make him wait for a replacement, and hope that he doesn’t decide to bite your ankles again in revenge, or do you give it to him and hope that he behaves himself or a while? Tricky problem.
I am so sorry you still haven’t managed to get even a mouthful of my tiramisu, I won’t be making another one for several weeks. I’ll give you fair warning before I do next time so you can be sure to be home and in your Sanctuary. Maybe you’ll have to build a temporary wall to keep all your Zoo residents up one end while you savour it!?
billyboy replied
No need for a wall jannie… biting their silly arms off seems to work a treat, so I’ll go down that line… shouldn’t be an arm left in the house by the time you bake again… plus the fact it’ll ease my hunger till then, so it’s win / win, yeah?
Oooops… SHIT! There goes MINE!!!
clarkey
Lol! :-))
clarkey
Jeez, it’s been a bit lonely in here of late . . .I’ve stuck my nose in very briefly a couple of times but there’s been no-one to share a snack or drink with. You’d better write that Journal, Billy, see if you shake the RB world a little. Hugs, Jan. xox ♥
billyboy replied
Well Jan, I’ve been thinkin ‘bout it. And though I’ve had over a thousand comments, half of them are mine, and a big percent of the other half are the regulars who have been loyal and have kept the place alive. So I don’t know how much a journal on this will shake RB… I see it more as just a cool place to meet with my friends and feel it may better be kept intimate. Don’t really know how many will understand!!
So while I’m still debating, here’s a toast to you for being my most regular visitor and without whom the place just wouldn’t have been the same (smashes vodka glass into the hearth…)
Feel free to drop in whenever you need to scratch an itch!
xoxo
clarkey
More later!
Globalphotos
Sending big hugsssssss Just popped in to say hi. Hope you’re doing well hon, haven’t seen much of you in here or maybe it’s because I’m always away LOL … u tc now xx
billyboy replied
Varinia, that is SO cool… I think this place has gone totally off the map, and then YOU pop in to let me know I should never give up hope and that one of my fav RB people still has a key and isn’t put off by the smell of stale vodka and Tassie Devil shit.
But maybe that’s why so few come in any more, yeah? SO… I’ve decided to clean the place up, and you’re welcome to come back for a spot inspection whenever you want. In fact, smells kinda like Armani City Glam at the mo (but could be just remnant TD testosterone)...
U tc 2!
xoxo
janniev
Begs your forgiveness for taking so long to get back here. The more I think about it, the more I think you’re right about keeping it an intimate place for those who know about it and need to chill out with familiar friends and share your generosity. It doesn’t really matter that half the comments are yours, it’s still a remarkable feat for which I think you deserve something special . . . . for creating it in the first place! A place for indulging our fantasies, for finding a moment’s retreat from the madding world, simply a magical location. As for scratching itches . . . ummmmm, a little higher, bit more, oooh, a little to the side . . . . down a little, ahhh, just about there . . . . . . ooooh aaaaaaah, you got it right on!
Irish
hope this works BB :)
Send your own ElfYourself eCards
Irish
ahhh i will email you it lol
billyboy replied
OK, let’s see… maybe if I do it?
If anyone wants too see how totally NUTZ this Jersey chick is, then just click on this
Now I’m gonna try it out…
billyboy replied
Cool. Works. Millie, you’re the only one on the planet who would do this… so bless your cute little Irish butt!!
I actually wouldn’t have guessed you could dance that good… ya know, being over 40 and stuff…
Joking aside, you are amazing and this place would have never totally rocked without you popping in and scribbling garffiti all over my walls. So thanks for that, and promise you’ll keep comin’ back!
xo!!
clarkey 14 days ago
Hmmmm, very quiet, even the Zoo is silent! Time for a quick coffee, a small bite of choccie, then off to bed for me. Maybe you need a smile to brighten things up

Hope you day is going great.
billyboy replied 13 days ago
Cool. I didn’t get a banner for my Humour captured feature… but I got a personal one from YOU which is like way better anyway!
Thanks Jannie for being my first visitor in a MONTH!
And yeah… the quiet is driving me NUTZ!!
xo
clarkey 13 days ago
Ah, but just think of it when the world around you is going insane! You’ll be glad of silence.