X-Ray Specs

WOW! 6 views in TEN HOURS!
Rose, I`m trying to hold in my excitement… never realized I was so popular!!

Thanks to you this picture now looks a bit less silly. And bless your beautiful goth heart… you even gave me a FAV!
Hope yer abdos are in good shape cause I`m givin’ you one helluva hug!!!
XOXO

That`s what I dig about you Rose… you can party all night and you`re still there right when we need ya!
Syney sounds like my kind of place…

Why should I buy a ticket when I`ve got a perfectly good teletransporter. Just gotta find the fckin’ KEYS!!

Hmmm… think we`ll continue this via BM, yeah?!

Cheers Jan! Yeah, I guess that could explain the slim views. After all, it was only Sydney that partied last night!!

This was just a bit of fun. It`s actually a scan of my sister`s sinuses. They gave her a CD instead of the printed scans, with the viewing program on it, and she said I could borrow it… you KNOW I could never resist a CD full of medical scans, yeah?!
So i found a cool shot, copy/pasted it into a Photoshop doc (had to use Alt/Print Screen as the program didn`t allow normal right click copying), and layered in a BW segment of my calendar shot. I then typed in a bit of bullshit name, ID, file stuff in a cool color and put a blue frame around the X-ray so it looked official. Thought it looked kind of cool even though it`s totally stoopid.

Thanks a bunch for having the distinction of being my second (and maybe last) comment!!
XO

She hasn’t seen it yet but I’ve sent her the link… doubt that it will come up in her activity monitor either!!

And btw, CHEERS FOR THE FAV!!

OK, I guess there was a glitch with the activity monitor thing… don`t know if I`ll be able to do anything without losing these priceless comments, but such is life.
Thanks for loving the way I think. Here`s another LH comin’ yer way!

Believe me Ellen, it’s dark up there. Very dark. Surprised the scanner found anything to reflect off of!

Thanks for being one of the few who actually found this, and consider yerself HIGH FIVED !!

Thanks Chris!
And nothing makes me happier than the thought of my bod on full show in yer… where`d ya hang it btw? Hope it`s in your atelier so I can smell the turps…
and don`t worry about your cat. It`s only the Siamese that are eveil and deserve to go to the moon. Tell your guy he`s safe!
XO2U!!

Lina, I`m getting off on the image of you rolling on the floor, so thanks for that. And for the fav! And for being such a doll and writing such a cool comment. You`ve been doing a bit of that these days and my smile widens each time!
Hope your day realy does turn out great…
XO

sorry… forgot an x!

Right, kind of… Grimm, yeah?
Cheers for checking this out and giving me fairy tale status. Makes me feel like I`ve done something with my life other than wasting my time with silly brain scans!!

What? You do RB while you`re at WORK?? That is SO bad…
Whoops… a customer just called… back in a sec… !
Thanks for taking the time to look Mike. Why don`t you stop by and let me do a scan on YOUR noggin? I know I`m gonna find lots of Yankee stuff in there… bet you got an autographed Mickey Mantle card…

Kitchen`s good… yer cookin’ probably smells better than turps anyway.

And as for your attack cat, I`ve got 2 rockets left… one for the other Siamese when he deserves to go (should be soon), and we could use the other for your guy if his testosterone level shoots back up.

We`ve done some training in association with SAE, but I think it was only a couple of sessions so far. We like the idea of kids coming up and getting good work experience and training… they might grow into good sound engineers, so it`s good to keep track of what`s out there, and so we`ve kept the association going. Thanx for the interest!

Cheers Joe, I always get a buzz when you drop me a comment… but your fav totally made me day mate!

Yeah, guess I`m a lucky boy. But the X-ray`s getting a bit boring so think I`ll go for an MRI machine next. It generates these awesome bass impulses… kinda like Massive Attack on acid! I`ve had one once for my back and they offered me earplugs. I was SO glad I refused them!!

And yes, I didn`t know what to do about this not appearing on the activity monitors since I`d already had a couple of cool comments I didn`t want to lose by re-uploading. So I just thought I`d send out a couple of BM`s, and so far evenryone`s been really cool. So thanks for saying that… you`re such a gem!

I think that pic did have an impact on a fair number of people… including my daughter :)... don`t know if everyone got the humor, but I did it for souls like yours and I`m so glad you `got` it!
And ya totally made my day by faving this!
Hugs2U!!

Old git? That is SO cool… nobody`s ever called me an old git before! So now I can chew tobacco and spit and cuss and piss everyone off by walking and driving too slow and have bad breath and be stoopid when someone asks me a simple question… while at the same time having a very fit body. Cellia, this is gonna be so much fun!!
Thanks for the comment, and especially for the smiles!
XO

SO cool you stopped by, and projectile coffee is totally as wicked as mush and naked people. Wish I could have been there to soak it up.

Btw, just saw what you did to Paul… think I’ll just hire a gardener next summer…

Namaste!!

Yeah, we def have our moments. Scratch is such a shit… I just look at him staring at me and I burst out laughing. No kidding! And that’s why doing that calendar shoot was so much fun. I never imagined how hard I’d end up laughing at him doing that take.
Crazy thing was, after I’d finished the shoot and got everything cleaned up, he curled up in my lap and went to sleep. Life is so totally nutz.
Thanks for understanding and appreciating nutz.

Def more bent than talent. But if it floats yer boat Linda, we’ll just keep on bendin’ !!

Aimee, I know you dig a bit of ripe & norty…
Thanks so much for diggin’ the scan!

Wicked is good, yeah?
Hugs to my fav calendar girl !!

Dave! Cheers for stopping by…
Your fav made my day!!

Karen, when yer brain’s as far gone as mine, skull scans and sending your cats to the moon is all in a day’s work.
XBB

XO (from my mind)!

By now I think I can safely say that nobody did. Hey, maybe the content filter was on!?
Thanks for stopping by, cheers for the compliment!!

Maybe so… but there’s lots of dark, gooey stuff that the scanner missed and that’s what worries me. I’ll shoot you a pic when I get the MRI machine and we’ll discuss it in gory detail…!

Mel, I’ll so die if you don’t… lock yerself in a closet with your laptop. And bring the camera!
XO, and cheers for the fav!!

Whos scan would be similar but smaller? You`d never call anyone stranger than… WHO?? Dick, I`ve got so many questions tumbling around in my silly brain now cause of you…

But if you love it, then I`m unconditionally happy. Like your smoke stuff too. If ya know what I mean.
Thanx for stopping by!

It so cool the idea of me hanging on the walls of those lucky souls who actually have that calendar… even if only for 18 more days. Kinda gives me a buzz. Like your comments…

Thanx Mel, you`re such a doll. XO!

Wow, that`s so cool… I never had a CAT scan, escept for when Scratch stares at me really hard. That`s such a weird vibe…

Actually, if the inside of your head has good acoustics, there`s a reverb/echo plug-in that samples the worlds most revered spaces like famous cathedrals and stuff. If you want, I`ll inform them of your offer and you might just make some good cash out of it!

Thanks for checking this out Mugsy, you`re one rockin’ dude!

Shanina, if there`s anyone`s brainz I`d love to scan it would be yours. Don`t know what kind of cells you got in there that makes you do the stuff you do… BUT, if I could clone them I`d make a fortune. I`m working on a portable version so you won`t even have to come to Brussels. And no need to drink a barium solution… mine works on a mixture of chocolate and alcohol. So, can I book you in?

And thanks for the fav. You`re a saint in fox clothing…
XO

Don`t know if they`ve got everything sorted yet… all posts are coming into my activity monitor TWICE at the mo…

Thanks for passing by and diggin’ the vibe Varinia!
XO!

OK Chris, you`re penciled in… just gimme a nod and I`ll load the fuel!

Celena, nobody has ever told me that my brain had any sweet pieces at all. Except maybe my mother when I was very, very little. So thank you for that. Makes me feel a whole lot better about my brain than I did when I sent that poor Siamese to the moon!

And I can so totally dig that you’d let me scan your brain. It would be like playing ‘doctors’, but on a neuropsychic level… like NO kids stuff, yeah? Jeeze, looks like Dr. B.B. Funkenstein’s waiting room’s filling up. Might have to get in more chocolates… or maybe just make ‘em myself… let’s see what magazines I can scrounge up… OK, here’s Modern Drummer… what? You wanted Maine Boats, Homes & Harbors…? Hey, I’m tryin’ to run a scanning clinic here…!!

(((((((((((XO))))))))))))!

Barbara, you so got dat right. I’ve been a scientist since the age of 10… I could show you news clippings… then turned to mad scientist when I went to college for a year in Louisville and haven’t looked back since. Experimenting on my own brain was just a required course back in ‘71 so it was a natural progression. And yeah, you need to be scared!

And I will never die as long as you keep writing cool stuff in my stuff. So could you please keep doing that for another 870 years? I’ve got SO much unfinished work…
XO

Ya know, you are the only Jersey Girl whos commented on this… and the only one who`s come up with that thought… Hmmmmmmmmm, maybe YOU should have yer brains scanned!!

Anyway, if you`d read the text you`d know this scan was done at the time I was thinking about the calendar pic. You so don`t wanna know what`s going on in there NOW…

I know what you mean… I can’t remember either. Seem to remember something about crap with a cool name. And YOU with xRaySpecs would be enlightening… You’d realize there’s nothing but bat droppings inside that silly electronic drum machine and change it for a kickass Fidock kit. You need to feel skin and you know it!

Cheers. It’s a bass player thing.

Millie, shut up and gimme yer neck. I think one more session should do the trick…

OK, the power to read minds def has its drawbacks. But to have a scanner to read your own mind… now THAT is cool.

Cadence, thanx for stopping by. And did I ever tell you your avatar is the cutest on RB?

Yeah? Well there’s about 50 pics of YOU that go through MY mind abit lately…
I so love it when you put your scent on my stuff!

... and cheers for the fav!!!

Dick, you are definitely strange. You are not like anyone else I’ve met on RB. And that’s why it’s so cool to comment on your stuff and it’s why it’s so cool when you comment on mine. It’s the strangeness that you have which makes this place such a rich experience… so please, if you ever decide to go ‘normal’, let me know well in advance so I can pack my bags…

Take care now stranger. I hope to see lots of you and your rockin’ stuff this year!

I definitely was at the time… did you not see the Voyeur calendar? We did it for the Fred Hollows Foundation charity, and the pic in my X-Ray’d head is the shot I did for the month of January !

So yes, Naughty Billy. Don’t tell me you were surprised?! Thanks for commenting on this silly pic and for being nutz enough to fav it!
XOXO!!

Mmmmmmm (burp!)... virgin blood….GGggggggggghhh….

So… it has the desired effect then? Nothin’ like a cat-free zone in the home!
Cheers Dick, you`re a true star!!

Susi, what was left of my grey matter was totally fried back in 71, so I had very little to lose. In fact I had to really burn it in to get a good DOF on that pic… but don`t worry, it won`t do me more harm than one of my force 10 espressos!

Thanks for the compliment… I can`t believe you`re up now. Graveyard shift, or are you just chillin out with a bottle of Strawberry Ripple and your Woodstock video??
XO!

Paola, I totally NEED to scan your brains. It`s like I`m gonna find lots of robot parts and stuff in there… it`s gonna be massive! My secretary will phone yours to book an appointment, yeah? With my sacanner the only prep is you`ve got to eat nothing but chocolate for 24 hours before hand. Could you manage that?

Cheers for the cool comment. What have I got planned next? I`m actually working on teletransportation. There`s gotta be a photo op in that somewhere, right?
XO!

Jeeze Barb, you still at work?
I`ve actually only got kind thoughts for Scratch these days… as he`s orbiting the moon! And the nose? I guess it`s just all from the same gene pool, yeah? Go figure!

Thanx for taking a mo to comment, and bless you bigtime for the fav!
Hugs2U!!

Daborah, I so love it when you comment on my stuff… you are always sincere and you always manage to see art even in my silliest efforts. That for me is inspiration, so massive hugs for that!

I just feel I’ve cheated you on this one though… I mean, it’s not even my own brainz. It’s actually a scan of my sister’s sinuses. And what’s going on in my head wasn’t a whim on a crazy day, but the montage I did for the Voyeur charity calendar (I think maybe you didn’t know about that?)

So this pic was a bit of a scam, but I feel better now I’ve come clean. And so I can reveal that I definitely DO have dark days… lemme think on that image a bit… if it pans out, I’ll BM you if it doesn’t show up on yer activity monitor!

And thanks for faving this. You are SO beautifully dark!

Deborah, the seed is planted… thanx to yer green fingers!
XO

OK, so now you know the truth about my sista!
I shouldn`t have told anyone it was her cause with that nose, nobody would have known the diff. And yeah, we share those old childhood issues. But there`s no therapist in this world that can help. She`s basically OK. I`m just too far gone… mad as a bent hatter!

Thanks for stopping by and for bringing me into relapse :)

Jeeze, hope sis doesn`t see this…!!

Cheers Antanas!

You know damn well that half an hour inside my head would ultimately destroy you. And I don’t want that to happen, which is why I only asked for 15 mins. a month!

You made me smile with this, just like in the good ol’ days. The heart grows fonder, and I still like it when you sing. So I’m greedy. Let’s keep the 15 mins. so as yer not destroyed, but make it twice a month and we’ll see how that flies, yeah? We got a deal Muffie??

I would NEVA brush my teeth before spitting… and wouldn’t expect you to do so either. Wouldn’t taste nearly the same.
MMmmmmm… spiiiiit… ggggggghhhhhhh….

You think that’s mad… here’s the original ... did it for the RB charity calendar. And if you think I’m mad, just think of the lunatics who’ve got this hanging in their homes this month!
Cheers for looking!!

Dawn, you must know by now that very little would shock me. Take the scan… post the pic!!

And so cool of you to fav this… you’re an angel. Noticed you also faved cathleen’s The Fever. Stunning, yeah?
XO

Thanks so much for passing by Dave!
And I hope you never find those missing brain cells, cause looking for them is lots more fun!

Hans, you KNOW that`s just the tip of the iceberg…
You so don`t wanna know what really goes on in there!
Cheers for braving the storm!!

Hey Russel! I`m happy you`re mad enough to see it like that!!
I see you`ve got new stuff in your pf so will be along to have a look.
Thanks for passing by!

Thanks Karen!
Don’t know if you actually checked out the Voyeur calendar… if not, then this probably looks even weirder than it should!!
xo

It`s actually quite young for a vampire.

Well, you did ask for it ... shouldn`t have much difficulty making this out!
Thanks for the comment!!

Ruby, don’t know how you found this… but I’m so glad you did!
And cheers for the fave!!!
xo

Kriss, you always make my farken day!
Massive hugs 2U dude!!