It is often said smart animals are easily trained
They are, but:
I have come to the conclusion
Brilliant animals train us
My new kitten is a prim example
I named her Angel, but:
Three days into the relationship
Her crooked halo is already evident
The first day home she let me know
She is queen of the house
I am to drop everything and pay her attention
When she so commands
And demand she does!!
It is play time when she say
Roll the ball
I’ll chaise, but; You must roll it
Feed me time when she says
Yes I love the Chicken Alfredo, but:
Next time no pepper
The chicken is mine; You get the noodles and veggies
Love me time when she say’s
I’ll attack your feet if you try to sleep; And swat my noisiest toys
Till awake atlas you are; To play, feed, and love me
Then I can sleep ; While you sit wide awake in awww of me!!
But funniest I think is; Clean my litter now!!
First off moms cat wont even cover hers
Angel cover, smells, and covers more till no smell avails
If I do not clean it out soon enough
She has already shown me ; She will!!
She digs it out right out of the box onto my carpet
Leaving only the clean litter in the box
Piling the dirty right next to it
My angel has a broken halo