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WE TRAIN SMART ANIMAL; BRILLIANT ANIMALS TRAIN US

It is often said smart animals are easily trained
They are, but:
I have come to the conclusion
Brilliant animals train us
My new kitten is a prim example
I named her Angel, but:
Three days into the relationship
Her crooked halo is already evident

The first day home she let me know
She is queen of the house
I am to drop everything and pay her attention
When she so commands
And demand she does!!
It is play time when she say
Roll the ball
I’ll chaise, but; You must roll it

Feed me time when she says
Yes I love the Chicken Alfredo, but:
Next time no pepper
The chicken is mine; You get the noodles and veggies
Love me time when she say’s
I’ll attack your feet if you try to sleep; And swat my noisiest toys
Till awake atlas you are; To play, feed, and love me
Then I can sleep ; While you sit wide awake in awww of me!!

But funniest I think is; Clean my litter now!!
First off moms cat wont even cover hers
Angel cover, smells, and covers more till no smell avails
If I do not clean it out soon enough
She has already shown me ; She will!!
She digs it out right out of the box onto my carpet
Leaving only the clean litter in the box
Piling the dirty right next to it

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My angel has a broken halo

Comments

  • raymondoantonio
    raymondoantonioabout 5 years ago

    THE MEOWS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!!! THEY REALLY THINK THEY RULE…AND THEY DO IF YOU LET THEM!!

  • I am so enjoying this kitten =-}

    – BikerAngie

  • BikerAngie
    BikerAngieabout 5 years ago

    Yes you are so right cats are fiercely independent and know exactly how to get what they want =-}

  • Goldenspirit
    Goldenspiritabout 5 years ago

    God help you with a parrot then. They will have you peeling there grapes. You big softy. :)

  • rofl sounds like the voice of experience who’s the softy lol besides I have two cocktails also Stormy and Cosmo and they are training the cat leave us alone, about the only thing in my home she is even a little intimidated by and I have a feeling that wont last long. She is stubborn already got stuck to the mouse glue traps twice still wont leave then alone no matter how far under the stove I put them, had to trash them she better be a good mouser lol

    – BikerAngie

  • Goldenspirit
    Goldenspiritabout 5 years ago

    Dont you be having more than 2 of those cocktails. You wont be able to stand up.lol Or do you mean cockatiels, little chipy birds. hehe.!!!

  • BikerAngie
    BikerAngieabout 5 years ago

    roflmao OK good catch on the typo. You got me just wait when you least expect I’ll get you back
    when you least expect it I have the memory of an elephant!!

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