She’s your worst nightmare for a secretary. The type that knows just about every low blow there is aimed below the belt and turn you into a tongue tied nervous wreck. Today she decided to do her nails, however just to avoid any potential spillages, thus ruining her skirt, she chose to take it off!

Causing you to spend the afternoon “chatting” with her and not getting that urgent deadline met on time.

… I sometimes wish I had a secretary like that >sigh<