Featured Art Universe, Everyone’s a Comedian, Strangeland

Fortunately for him, Humpty Dumpty never climbed that infamous wall to fall to his end and into storybook infamy. Nay, Humpty had a cold that day and instead of climbing he sat at the base of the wall and pondered becoming the perfect omelet…and that’s no yolk.

Canon 7D, f/4.0, ISO-1600, 1/60 s, 28mm prime

Self portrait, with multiple layers and textures (eggs especially) layered in PS Elements, with final cinema look in PS Lightroom.


egg, shell, yolk, nursery, rhyme, story, wall, fall

I am self taught, with an imagination that will not stop. I started drawing as a kid, and dabbled with correspondence art school but never took art in high school or college because I felt it might constrain me. I was wrong, but no crying over spilled milk.

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  • Donna19
    Donna19over 1 year ago

    Oh Yuck! That isnot what I think it is! :) Just makes me want the omelet with a side of bacon it does! Funny man I like the way your mind works but next time could we leave the bodily fluids out? ;))

  • Come on Donna, everyone knows that Humpty was an egg, his innards are edible! Thanks for the visit and the fave!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Karen  Helgesen
    Karen Helgesenover 1 year ago

    You are wicked good, Randy! What a LOL image! Who couldn’t love that snot? Wonderful, fun and VERY creative piece!

  • Ha ha, I thought it was boogers but it snot….LOL, thanks for the vote of confidence. After all, poor Humpty is feeling down and needs a lift. Appreciate the fave Karen!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Wendi Donaldson
    Wendi Donaldsonover 1 year ago

    Oh, ni.i.i.i.i….ce!!!! :)

  • Come on now Wendi, that’s an undecided comment if I ever saw one…Humpty is breaking up…but thanks for the visit!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Maree Cardinale
    Maree Cardinaleover 1 year ago

    haha fantastic character, he should be in a movie… maybe one day hopefully :)

  • “The Fall & Rise of Humpty”, I would watch it Maree..thanks for coming by and commenting!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Arla M. Ruggles
    Arla M. Rugglesover 1 year ago

    Eooh! LOL!

  • Bwahahahahahahaaaa, now that’s the response I would expect…bet ya won’t forget this one too soon! LOL, thanks Arla!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Wendi Donaldson
    Wendi Donaldsonover 1 year ago

    Well I could have said what I really was thinking but that would be rude!!! :)

  • Touché!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Lucinda Walter
    Lucinda Walterover 1 year ago

    Great work, Randy

  • Thanks kindly Lucinda, and thanks for the fave ever so much!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • carol brandt
    carol brandtover 1 year ago

    EEEUUUUWWWW!!! (good one, Randy)

  • Lol…you guys are cracking me up! Thanks for the comment Carol!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • © Kira Bodensted
    © Kira Bodenstedover 1 year ago

    03-21-13 Congratulations!
    Your outstanding work has been featured in ART UNIVERSE

  • Ah, such a great honor for Humpty, thanks so much Kira!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Thanks for the fave too!

    – Randy Turnbow

  • Jane Brack
    Jane Brackover 1 year ago

    Ahhhh! You changed Humpty’s fate, now did ya!? Well I’m sure that when he finally meets his demise, he will be the perfect omlet. Dang, I want to wipe that booger off and cook it up right now!! LOL.

  • Omg, you had be literally busting a gut with this comment…then I threw up in my mouth, LOL! Thanks for making my day Jane!

    – Randy Turnbow

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