Single Brown Male – Mature, virile and ready to settle down. Have own patch of Goulburn river to raise family in. Looking for serious females for mutual fulfillment. Must be big, fat and can produce healthy eggs. Just come to the direction of my loud, melodious call!
(I’m not sure what type of frog this is. It’s about 2 cm SVL and calls day and night in the Goulburn river (behind the Breakaway Inn in Acheron, VIC)