Hop, Shoot, Jump by betelnut

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As National Pride swells during the quadrennial feats of strength and steroids, spare a thought for our Tibetan comrades, who will be experiencing a truly shithouse summer.

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  • Danny
    Dannyover 6 years ago

    We always have to wait soooo long for a Betelnut, Lucancarofthemonthclub, Scotty of sjem etc piece these days but when they come
    They’re worth it

  • Cathie Tranent
    Cathie Tranentover 6 years ago

    Exceptional. Glad it’s only available in party colours.

  • sjem ©
    sjem ©over 6 years ago

    This is inspired work B.

    China’s human rights record is up there with America’s yes ?

  • Scott Robinson
    Scott Robinsonover 6 years ago

    Amazing idea Betelnut, and well executed too.
    Shithouse summer indeed.

  • sjem ©
    sjem ©over 6 years ago

    And is it true about gag orders on participating athletes ?

    That’s not gonna work. Surely.

  • nofrillsart
    nofrillsartover 6 years ago

    Farrrkkk Yeah! So good! give that man a gold!

  • LostBoy1
    LostBoy1over 6 years ago

    why is china doing that?…they need the land??…educate me…please

  • As always wiki is the best place to start LB, then choose your own adventure.

    – betelnut

  • jaywalker
    jaywalkerover 6 years ago

    Absolutely astounding. I would buy 5 right now just on principle, but who has the money for principles anymore?

  • Tony Lomas
    Tony Lomasover 6 years ago

    Dude, if I were you I would watermark this piece before it starts to make the rounds of the net in emails etc… Yep, it’s that good!

  • LostBoy1
    LostBoy1over 6 years ago


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