With the unstoppable march of the United States of Generica across the globe, can you afford to be caught short? Make sure you go unnoticed in the modern day Urban Jungle with new Same-o-flage™.

C-nut Industrial Conglomerate (CIC) scientists have worked tirelessly for over a decade refining this innovative fabric. Although initally rejected by the Defence Materiel Procurement board as being too bland, CIC was able to use its massive public relations and marketing resources to bring Same-o-flage™ to a new class of warrior, the urban shopper.

Now featuring:

1. tightly interwoven fabic utilising neo-Kevlar and Poly Vinyl Rayon (PVR) with just a hint of Ginko

1. patented Urban Invisible™ pattern design, rated in the Counter-meal Intelligence Agency (CIA) domestic operations field manual as “OK”.

1. pleasant pine scent

1. 100% guaranteed to keep you and your personality free from dirt, blood and interest.

Look out for a new range of clothing featuring Same-o-flage™ technology to be released this spring.