My Wallet is My Weapon
Army wants you.
The problem is the same as always. We live in a world of limited resources, over which many nation states compete. With plummeting recruitment rates for traditional military roles, a new breed of warrior was required. This vexing problem was solved by Lt Gen Winston Pants in the late 1980s.
Inspired by a robust game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, General Pants saw the way to victory was not by confronting your enemies directly, but by starving them of little white balls. Victory by over-consumption. The future of warfare was born.
Recruitment and training was implemented in Operation “Popular Culture”. New recruits were powerless to resist the psychological onlaught of a powerful cocktail of marketing and entertainment. Somewhat suprisingly, many people eagerly embrace their new roles and demonstrate spectacular acts of unsustainable appetite on a daily basis. Now, in 2007, legions of shock troops consume at an exponetially increasing rate, thus ensuring ultimate victory will be accomplished within the next few decades.
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sjem ©
Wonderful work.
Operation Popular Culture uses Planned Obsolescence and Keeping up with the Jone’s as key strategies in its global attack.
Envy, Greed, Lust, Fear.
betelnut
Good point. Who are these fucking Jones’?
Maybe if we can track these fuckers down and deal with them, we can all stop trying to keep up and catch our breath a little.
H M Bascom
True said betelnut. Our wants and needs are without limit but our resources are limited.
ToxtethOGrady
fuck betelnut
the image doesn’t really do it for me but the description blew me away.
so on the money tis loco.
Lucan Industri...
Golly, great work, really great work.
Consume with caution and diligence at all times.
Scott Robinson
Ahh yes, It`s designs like this that make my little heart beat faster.
That or 7 cheeseburgers and 3 litres of coke for breakfast.
sjem ©
WHOA ! This is betterer than my last visit here, you have been busy. The silouette using the smoke is way effective.
Lucan Industri...
Ah, this is different, err, completely different.
Good to see my girl Paris hanging in there.
betelnut
Ah Paris, she is a star.
I think the smoke is a little heavy on. WIll keep working on this one.
ToxtethOGrady
that smoke is already lending itself to a dollar sign shape?
betelnut
Thanks toxy.
nofrillsart
This looks rockin now. Love the positive and negative space. Really well done!
Incognita
Those credit card dogtags are sheer genius. Most terrifyingly, I’m sure you could sell them…
Come to think of it—if I wore jewelry, I’d wear those.
nook
wow, you’ve new and improved this. This is sensational now.
Scott Robinson
I`ve gone from heart flutter, to full blown coronary. An amazing piece of work.
betelnut
Kind words. Thanks for all the help on this one guys.
berndt2
Awesome statement, perfectly illustrated!
Danny
YOu are just getting so good at this
Love the back story
Wonderful
ToxtethOGrady
just came back to this
los dollares look great
JohnScott
lol yes good one
Naomi Mawson
Betlenut – you are my kind of guy. Love your talent – love your the way you express your views.