Same-o-flage™ fabric sample

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Same-o-flage™ fabric sample

With the unstoppable march of the United States of Generica across the globe, can you afford to be caught short? Make sure you go unnoticed in the modern day Urban Jungle with new Same-o-flage™.

C-nut Industrial Conglomerate (CIC) scientists have worked tirelessly for over a decade refining this innovative fabric. Although initally rejected by the Defence Materiel Procurement board as being too bland, CIC was able to use its massive public relations and marketing resources to bring Same-o-flage™ to a new class of warrior, the urban shopper.


Now featuring:

  1. tightly interwoven fabic utilising neo-Kevlar and Poly Vinyl Rayon (PVR) with just a hint of Ginko
  1. patented Urban Invisible™ pattern design, rated in the Counter-meal Intelligence Agency (CIA) domestic operations field manual as “OK”.
  1. pleasant pine scent
  1. 100% guaranteed to keep you and your personality free from dirt, blood and interest.

Look out for a new range of clothing featuring Same-o-flage™ technology to be released this spring.



Same-o-flage™ fabric sample belongs to the following groups:

Agent Provocateur - T-Shirts with Messages Available for sale as

Greeting Cards, Matted Prints, Laminated Prints, Mounted Prints, Canvas Prints and Framed Prints

Same-o-flage™ fabric sample by betelnut
  • Juilee  Pryor

    Juilee Pryor

    wow this is fantastic. what a concept. well done

  • Marina Alexander

    Marina Alexander

    Wanna get some of that fabric! A pleasant pine scent so guaranteed to keep me free of bad odors as well as dirt…so clean, bravo!

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Classic work Betelnut.

  • nook

    nook

    this is fantastic, so simple and sucessful.

  • jumpy

    jumpy

    ha that is awesome :)

  • ToxtethOGrady

    ToxtethOGrady

    i keep coming back to this – there is so much in it

    magnifique

  • Incognita

    Incognita

    You couldn’t be more right…

  • H M Bascom

    H M Bascom

    Cool work. :)

  • meanderthal

    meanderthal

    ha ha what a brilliantly stupid idea!!!
    banal-o-flage me off…
    it’s greart

  • Danny

    Danny

    As I said to NoFrills.
    All the better Tee Designers are creating themes and back stories.
    Marvelous stuff betelnut.
    Sorry for the time drag.

  • Lisa Defazio

    Lisa Defazio

    Too clever – need celeb’s getting out of cars without panties! (he he he)

  • betelnut

    betelnut

    Nice idea :-) Unfortunately the attention that Paris’ pink bits seem to attract negates any protective value in the Same-o-flage.

  • MuscularTeeth

    MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler

    thats great!

  • Kitsmumma

    Kitsmumma

    This is just fantastic and I love all the features, especially the pine scent, reminds me of scratch’n’sniff, unreal!! Would be a very welcome addition to the Pop Art Group.

  • Jeremy Harrington

    Jeremy Harrington

    great work

  • Dutton

    Dutton

    Excellent concept.

  • Danthesnapper

    Danthesnapper

    Brilliant,says it all really. Excellent work !

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