berndt2

There is a certain illumination that can only come when you are informed that it takes a year to learn to drive a vehicle that only goes forwards and backwards, on its own rails.

Four of the cups are so ultra-slim that they can barely be called cups, and the other one looks like it was gnawed on by a hungry alpaca for a good day and a half

What would my fare rise be used for, I wondered? Well, if the posters were to be believed, probably guard towers and razor wire and bad-tempered rottweilers

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