You could have been a drug dealer. You could have been a bank executive. You could have been a politician.
But you decided that was too far above your station.
You wanted something more.
So you became a parking enforcement officer for the local council.
Dude, I’m not even sure your MOM loves you.
But I suppose you think you’re making the world a better place. You, sir, in your own mind, are a Hero.
Wear it with pride.