Brand T-Shirt

Brand

If you’re like me, you feel a bit uneasy venturing out into public without wearing some kind of branded item on to show your coolness. But sometimes the situation doesn’t allow for the kind of edgy design it would be nice to wear.

So you need to go formal. And yet it just seems kind of wrong to lay down $60 for a random assortment of letters that somebody owns the right to.

So you’re in a bind. Sure, you could always wear a collared shirt, but that’s not your style.

“But Wait!” I hear you say “Isn’t there a version of this T-Shirt that is called Brand Premium that costs twice as much? What’s that all about?”
“Well” is my response “If you want to pay twice as much for the Premium version then go right ahead, but if you want the plain good ol’ price/quality trade-off that Brand stands for, you should buy this one”