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"Sponsor Me To Have Fun"
by berndt2
If you’re doing something amazing like motor-biking the Great Wall of China “For Charity”, is it nasty of me to think that maybe you have an ulterior motive?
2170 words
stupid Stupid People
by berndt2
What exactly is your job? Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I forgot that all the text copy-pasting is really, really time-consuming.
1800 words
My Rail Company
by berndt2
What would my fare rise be used for, I wondered? Well, if the posters were to be believed, probably guard towers and razor wire and bad-tempered rottweilers
1760 words
Windows Media Player 11
by berndt2
This content is not visible because the safe filter is on.
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The I.T. Feedback Process
by berndt2
I hate that this can’t be more like a movie. That there will be no moment where I can fight my way past the ninja minions of the head of IT and confront the sinister evil Behind It All
1738 words
The I.T. Department
by berndt2
Wait – what?I needed to log a password reset request on a computer, even though I’d called in to say I couldn’t log in because I didn’t have a password?
1150 words