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"Sponsor Me To Have Fun" by berndt2

If you’re doing something amazing like motor-biking the Great Wall of China “For Charity”, is it nasty of me to think that maybe you have an ulterior motive? 2170 words

stupid Stupid People by berndt2

What exactly is your job? Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I forgot that all the text copy-pasting is really, really time-consuming. 1800 words

My Rail Company by berndt2

What would my fare rise be used for, I wondered? Well, if the posters were to be believed, probably guard towers and razor wire and bad-tempered rottweilers 1760 words

Windows Media Player 11 by berndt2

This content is not visible because the safe filter is on. 1732 words

The I.T. Feedback Process by berndt2

I hate that this can’t be more like a movie. That there will be no moment where I can fight my way past the ninja minions of the head of IT and confront the sinister evil Behind It All 1738 words

The I.T. Department by berndt2

Wait – what?I needed to log a password reset request on a computer, even though I’d called in to say I couldn’t log in because I didn’t have a password? 1150 words