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AVENGERS European Premiere - Johansson! Downey Jnr! Loki! Hulk!

NOTE : If this journal is blank, then once again I’ve been 5crewed by my photo-hoster-of-convenience Facebook. However, should you feel the need, the photos are ALSO LOCATED HERE FOR YOU TO ENJOY

Ah… the Avengers. I’m not a fan of comic books generically (my geeky nature never swung that way), but as a fan of hype and spectacle I am…not unaware of the fact that movies to Iron Man, The Hulk, Thor, etc exist, with the end aim of setting up a hypergiant film combining the various marvel properties. Some of them were good, some of them were bad, but this one? Looks pretty epic.

How epic? Let’s just say I took a day off work for this one, got up at 4am and was on the first tube. Obsessed? Not so much.. though the fact that Scarlett Johansson was meant to attend might have had more than a little to do with all that.

How did it go down? Was it worth it? Well.. let’s just say 2,300 photos were taken.


It’s a premiere, and I’ve taken the day off. I joined the queue outside the place around 6:15, but they let us in around an hour later. This was my vantagepoint as at 8:00am (two rows back, but the girls (!) in front of me are short). I’d previously been on the left from 7:30am, but things changed so I had to move. So.. 2hrs down, 9 to go, huh?

At least there were people making things interesting as we counted down the hours. (8….. 7….. 6…… 5…… 4….. 3. … those are some long hours)

Eventually it filled up. But this was only with about two hours or so to go.

“So do you have trouble getting into and out of taxis with that thing?” With about 2 hours to go, it was a standing crush until 5:30pm when they started with a dressup competition. Which not many premieres do.

But ultimately all the waiting (and watching the 2.5 minute trailer every five minutes for about 11 hours) was over, and we were under way..

The giant mural behind the buy opens up at Iron Man’s hands and dispenses stars one by one to the cheers of the waiting crowd. And first to arrive, Chris Hemsworth, who plays Thor “I briefly rocked a ponytail like that, but my wife couldn’t stop laughing for a week. Then she divorced me”.

Chris Hemsworth’s wife is heavily pregnant, my keen knowledge of the female anatomy tells me, …. and my choice of crop somewhat obscures.

“Hello future loyal slaves!!” Here is your lord and liberator, Tom Hiddleston, aka Loki, the Norse God of Mischief, the main antagonist of the film.

Loki says : “My armies will be destroying a city near you soon”

Actor Tom Hiddleston isn’t really the most naturally evil-looking person in the world. But he is a good actor. And apparently good reader of erotic poetry. I have been told.

Still on the subject of peace and/or gang signs… is Mark Ruffalo, who is neither Eric Bana nor Ed Norton nor entirely Computer Graphics as The Hulk / Bruce Banner.

“You’re funny and you’re short and you smell funny and your hair looks weird. Are you getting angry yet? If you turn into the hulk and trash the place the fans will lap it up. I’m just saying!”.

And then Robert Downey Jnr showed up in his usual restrained way. (Did he get the biggest cheer of the night? Hm… maybe Thor and Loki got slightly more, but we’re talking degrees of deafness here)

“Hey, it’s me! Looking good”. Something tells me that Robert Downey Jnr doesn’t find it a stretch playing billionaire playboy Tony Stark.

“Kids, be like this guy – build your own weaponised battle suit. The US Government totally won’t mind. Also, stay in school and don’t do drugs”.

Next up, Clark Gregg, who has played Agent Phil Coulson in about four of the feeder films for the Avengers franchise. Most of the nearby ladiez were saying something about Sex in the City, but I wasn’t listening.

Clark Gregg is apparently married to Jennifer Grey of “Dirty Dancing” fame?? (I was listening..)

If the look is “Magnum” or “Blue Steel” then it must be either Derek Zoolander; or Jeremy Renner who plays Hawkeye in the film.

“Jeremy Renner jus’ gonna slide ovah heah if y’all wanna see.. no?”

_"Okay, then. Maybe Jeremy will just stand here until somebody pays attention, yeah?"

And then…. Scarlett Johansson showed up, making me (a) very happy (b) that my camera has 7 frames per second and ( c) a nice long telephoto zoom. Also, on a separate note, it now makes director Chris Nolan the new person I now rank #1 on my list of People I Really Want To Photograph That I Haven’t Yet. Scarlett Johansson has occupied the #1 spot since 2008 after I photographed Charlize Theron at my very first London Premiere for “Hancock”.

That high-contrast LED background does attract the Pentax’s autofocus, but on the subject of “Must Get Good Photo Of Scarlett Johansson At All Costs” we’re off to a promising start.

Host says : “I…. I have nothing. Please marry me”. Hey, no fair. That’s TOTALLY my line!

“She’s been doing that mannequin pose for 15 minutes now, isn’t she great? Give her a round of applause everybody!”

So, as Ms Johansson winds her way along the crowd towards the obscured-from-my-vantagepoint paparazzi pen, the impossibly awesomely named “Cobie Smulders” who plays agent Maria Hill in the film arrives on the main stage (psstt…. she’s also on the mural on the left)

Meanwhile, Scarlett Johansson has moved into our area and the crush of people pushing forward might put wildebeest stampedes to shame. This is not as close as I generally want to be when taking photos. (when being around Scarlett Johansson, yes. When taking photos, no)

I, meanwhile, may have found my favourite photo of about 70 taken at 7fps. I won’t bore you with the full sequence yet. I call this photo Scarlett and I’ve got an 18×12 inch enlargement, framed, at home. Looks pretty awesome (But I say that as a fan more than a photographer!)

“Many people say you should add milk for consistency, but that’s both a mistake and mainly to do with omelettes. Where were we?” Kevin Feige was one of NINE producers on this film I have no idea what that means.

Meanwhile… I have only some idea what this means, but only if I discount the expression on the face of the guy on the right.

“Your Hair Looks Stupid”
“YOUR Hair Looks MORE Stupid”
“I’m telling our Dad on you” on-screen brothers Loki and Thor meet in front of the press pen. Punches are not thrown. (Actually they seem like good friends)

Jeremy Renner was in Mission Impossible 4 and will starring in the upcoming fourth Bourne film. The smooth-jazz career may remain on hold for longer…

At this point in the proceedings our new compere arrives (what was wrong with the old compere? He was funny.. although he was kind of swooning over Scarlett Johansson)

Our NEW compere Jonathan Ross is big enough in the field of entertainment that each of the actors are called back on stage to be interviewed briefly. I should probably check my batteries and card to see whether they can sustain much more of this.

“Chris’ wife is pregnant and due any day now, which means they had intercourse”. Yeah, and unlike my unsanctioned comments for the rest of the journal… Jonathan Ross actually said this! (Chris took it well – the laughing shots are a couple of frames later after Ross finished talking)

Jonathan Ross: “I … I have nothing. But will you marry me? I know, I know, I’m already married and my wife is quite wealthy, but I think between the three of us we could make it work. Take this discussion off-stage? Sure…”

One last Johansson photo. Pretty. So very pretty. 11 hours of waiting and a day of annual leave taken to do so. Worth it? Once I get full mobility in my legs and back again after the crush, probably!!

The Avengers Assemble on the stage as a group. Okay, Fine… I’ll watch the movie. 11 hours of that trailer will eventually wear a man down anyway. Premiere? Over. 1.5hr trip home to start editing photos for 4 or so hours? Just beginning.


That was insane. Would I do it again? Maybe. Would I do it for any other film? Maybe not immediately.

Still, it was worth it as premiere photography goes. The full set of shots turned out pretty good and this journal could have been a LOT longer.

Until next time!

Definitely one for the Archive of Movie Premieres


  • Bryan Freeman
    Bryan Freemanover 2 years ago

    Great shots mate, glad you got some nice ones of Scarlett, she is very pretty is she not! Err, don’t answer that as you already have. ;-)

  • goddarb
    goddarbover 2 years ago

    Up to your usual wonderful reportages. I love the shot of the smoochers withthe wistful guy. wonderful. And, of course, you have the perfect shot of Scarlett.

  • Russ Styles
    Russ Stylesover 2 years ago

    11 hours….!!! They should be calling you up on stage and asking RDJ to present you with a ‘Medal of Patience’… you have to get that image of Scarlett printed and present it to her next time your photographing’s a dream of a shot…

  • Thank you so much : I’ve already enlarged and framed the shot of Scarlett Johansson to 18 × 12 inches and it looks fantastic next to my favourite Charlize Theron shot (and I say that as a fan much more than a photographer!) – and I would definitely LOVE to get it signed!! As for the wait…. well… it was worth it, I think. I had people to talk to and it was indoors so it wasn’t too torrid!… and I was happy with the photos. That’s all that matters!

    – berndt2

  • Rhana Griffin
    Rhana Griffinover 2 years ago

    11 hours????! Holy guacomole batman! What happens if you need to (ahem.. how to put this delicately…) need to use the small room?

    Some absolutely bang up shots here, especially of CT but as you know… I’m a CH girl through and through so my fave is the one where he’s looking down, all embarrassed, with a big grin on his face and… perfectly haloed by Iron Mans palm light thingie. Definitely worth taking the day off for ;)

  • sunscapes
    sunscapesover 2 years ago

    Awesome work, you are super human to wait so long, but the shots prove it was worth it. It must be such a thrill to come away from an event such as this with some awesome photos, great work mate!

  • loyaltyphoto
    loyaltyphotoover 2 years ago

    awesome work mate just awesome . i got the us premiere in hollywood.
    i just love scarlett and RDjr

    awesome work mate.