berndt2


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One Photo Per Day. No excuses. (I try to save the excuses for when the photo is rubbish… )


“Love (3)” (yes, there are at least two others)


“In The Snow”
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My most commented-upon work: “The Snow Tree” (which makes me smile because I’m a bit of a DSLR-snob yet this was taken on a point-and-shoot digital!)

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Ah… love (available in horizontal AND vertical!) (The picture that is…)

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“Nobody Cares”

Journal Entries

'Malice in Wonderland' Premiere - Danny Dyer flicks a cigarette!

Posted 5 days ago, 6 comments so far.

One Photo Per Day 6Jan-25Jan

Posted 5 days ago, 7 comments so far.

"A Single Man" Premiere (Firth! Hurley! Herzegova? Some Romanian Vampire?)

Posted 7 days ago, 7 comments so far.

"Invictus" Premiere Photos (C.Eastwood! M.Freeman! Maaaaatt Daaaaamon!"

Posted 9 days ago, 1 comment so far.

"The Last Station" Premiere (Mirren! McAvoy! Duff!)

Posted 12 days ago, 3 comments so far.

"Blur No Distance To Run" Premiere (That guy from blur! And the other three!)

Posted 26 days ago, 2 comments so far.

2009 Movie Awards

Posted about 1 month ago, 8 comments so far.

One Photo Per Day Dec 16th - Jan 5th

Posted about 1 month ago, 1 comment so far.

One Photo Per Day Nov 26th - Dec 15th

Posted about 1 month ago, 7 comments so far.

'AVATAR' review (spoiler free where noted)

Posted about 1 month ago, 8 comments so far.

Writing

The Picard-era Star Trek Films in approx 15mins

Picard: A wise man once told me that a light plot is better than no plot. / Kirk : Who was that? / Picard : The bad guy over there trying to blow up the sun / Kirk : I see…

The Shatner-era Star Trek Films in approx 15mins

Kirk: Scotty, take us back in time to the most exotic location that a studio based in Hollywood, California in the 1980s can afford / Scotty : How about 1980s San Francisco? / Kirk : Do it!

Batman Begins as a 15 minute movie

Morgan Freeman: Dude, you’re not even wearing a NAME BADGE, and you want me to outfit you with enough firepower to run a small army? / Christian Bale: Please?

JJ Abrams' "Star Trek" as a 15 minute movie

Kirk: Could mentally destabilising the Captain during a time of war be considered illegal or treasonous in any way? I ask because I’m still on probation from cheating on a school exam…

How bad can T-Mobile be?

.. it’s like having to tell the guy who’s stalking you on Facebook what your home address and phone number is to make him stop.

It sucks to be a Customer

There is a certain illumination that can only come when you are informed that it takes a year to learn to drive a vehicle that only goes forwards and backwards, on its own rails.

Watchlist

  • phantomorchid
  • Pascal Lee
  • Pirata
  • Sue Nueckel
  • Maria Draper
  • KreddibleTrout