Specialization is for Insects  by Belmont Streetwear
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Specialization is for Insects by

I present the complete and wearable list of skills required of a human being. Checkboxes are provided allowing you to advertise your proficiency in each skill as it is acquired.

Props to Robert A. Heinlein for his timeless definition of competent man. I take great solace in the fact that programming a computer is on the list.

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  • najeroux
    najerouxover 3 years ago

    I am so down with this tee. Now to go find me a competent man. This may take a while…

    najeroux

  • Aye, it would. I would suggest a time machine may be the most suitable form of transport to use in searching for such a fellow.

    – Belmont Streetwear

  • Lucan Industries
    Lucan Industriesover 3 years ago

    Presumably he can only do 20 out of 21 or you would be ‘too late’.

  • Too true!
    You would hardly ask someone to prove their worthiness on the last one.
    But one of these babies with everything ticked would make a great burial outfit!

    – Belmont Streetwear