bellmusker

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Name

bellmusker 

City

Melbourne

Country

Australia

Joined

Apr 2007

To make me smile:

Pour me black coffee. Put some Etta James, Big Mama Thornton or Betty Davis on the stereo. Speak Dutch to me. Drink your whiskey straight. Present me with cheese. Don’t scoff at my Duran Duran addiction. Plait and then unplait my hair. Unwrap the chocolates (Belgian, natuurlijk). Never apologise for eating. Wear red. Make fun of me. Know what a split infinitive is. Use one anyway. Strut to funk music. Embrace solitude. Snort when you laugh. Smell like coconut. Resist the urge to mutilate my Boy George doll. Stop to pat each and every cat you see. Eat with your fingers. Never wear pink. Respect my appreciation for silence. Know when the moon is full. Don’t pretend you don’t know any Guns and Roses lyrics. And if waking me up, remember to stand at a safe distance.

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