“Oh my god, I’m going to pee my pants.”
The guy behind me in the Wonder Woman costume was sitting on the curb examining the bottom of his shoe. “It caught on fire yesterday” he says.
I look at Kim and mouth “what the…??”
The race was getting ready to start… and I really had to pee. How long was this thing anyway? 3.7 miles with 10 obstacles.
The girl in front of me was losing her lightening tattoos. Her friend adjusted her Viking helmet.
I stood listening to the chatter around me. The sun was shining and I could feel it on my shoulders. It was a beautiful day at 11,000 feet above sea level and I was certainly going to pee my pants.
I didn’t end up peeing my pants after all. Although, I laughed hard enough to. My friend Ki…