My brain functions.... by belle2593

If you’re expecting some well written piece of work with never ending rhetorical questions and philosophy, click the back tab ASAP.
This is just a whole lot of useless jargon.

My treadmill is probably the love of my life and on other days my worst enemy.
I need to ring my Nan, I hate to say it but now that she has started to ‘lose it’ a little bit she is way more fun to talk to.
I should spend more time with my cat; she always makes me feel guilty.
I hate falling asleep during the day.
I probably have about 70 dollars worth of blue tac.
The fact that I have my very own toothbrush at Kate’s house says enough in itself.
I miss my old routine, it was so regular.
I want my new camera so bad and I want a boy model to go with my girl model.
My personality is definitely a handful.
Conflict, grudges and arguments are probably the worst time wasters.
I don’t mix well with people who have short fuses and no patience.
2012 feels like it will never rock up.
I appreciate people who take their iPods’ to school and have good music on it.
I appreciate people who have no idea how cool they actually are, compared to the people who label themselves as ‘cool’.
I like the fact I spend 89% of my day laughing.
Looking at the Brightside. Trying to make a positive out of a negative.
Going left instead of right.
I’m the least cool person I know but it’s cool and that’s cool isn’t it?
Letting all the bad stuff go.
I could be a bit more serious then I am it would probably do me some good.
Headaches can wreck my entire day.
I will never throw away any of my photos, I don’t want to forget a thing.
Being able to draw or play a musical instrument is so impressive to me.
I hate people being late and not letting me know, I freak out and just think the worst has happened.
I wish I was still as chill as I used to be.
I want my alter ego back.
Nothing really gets to me but unfriendly shop assistants drive me crazy.
‘The only way is up baby’
I really belong in the 80’s; everything about it is what I’m into.
Indie music o0o0o0o0.
I want to go to Music festivals.
I ask too many questions and usually become uninterested as soon as I’m given an answer also while I’m getting the answer.
I have a shocking poker face.
I never want to move out of my house, it’s all I’ve ever known.
‘Ma single ladies’ as I call them I love I love I love.
If you’ve actually read all of this, I’m sorry I’ve wasted 1:30 minutes’ of your life on nothing but nonsense :)