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these are the names of my pets (real and/or imagined)

Dr Colussus – a small dog.

Ramses – the cat. disdains not to play with strands of wool.

Mason – the frog. a friend to all.

Mrs Muir – the budgie medium. communes with the dead.

Captain Colin & Maggie – farm dogs. obsessed with balls.

Ludwig Hohlwein – neighbour’s cat. black. german accent.

Trudy – some kind of crocodile that chases me in my dreams. I don’t like her. snappy.

FuBaTu – kitten. enemy of shoelaces.

Ace – Spider above the shower recess.

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